UNETHICAL?
I know it’s supposed to be unethical to pry in your boyfriend’s telephone. Well, call me unethical but I just had to know so I think I was justified. My relationship with Peter had been great until a month ago. Then something happened. Peter never said anything but he has grown less and less attentive ever since we went away on the weekend break. The one where my mother insisted that we take my bratty little brother along as a “chaperone”. I admit that Mom might have had a point there but could she not have come up with something else than my pesky little brother? So what if he and Peter got along very well, who wants their little brother along on a romantic weekend with their boyfriend?
Anyway, Peter’s change in demeanor fully justified me in checking his telephone I mean when someone who regularly buys you flowers and other present and then just stops. When someone who can’t wait to find a private spot to make out blithely ignore even the most obvious opportunities. When someone who (oh, well, let’s not get into that) … What was I to think?
I started to suspect that he was cheating on me. That’s why I was fully within my rights to check his telephone. Checking potentially unfaithful boyfriends’ telephones are clearly within the dating rules. So I did. I was appalled by what I found. I had expected Peter to be unfaithful but the deceit, the betrayal. They couldn’t have hurt me any worse. They? Yes, THEY!!!
My little brother Bobby has no shame at all. Betraying me with my boyfriend! How could he! Well, I suppose the way he is dressed says it all. That boy has no shame at all. Just a look at he way he is dressed! And those breast! He sure didn’t have those this morning. Mine are the real thing! Bobby, or is it Bobbie, will stop at nothing to get what he wants. Why am I surprised? He’s always been like that. The one that really disappointed me is Peter. I thought I could trust HIM. And then he cheats on me – with my little BROTHER!
- DONALD! please hurry up! We are all waiting for you. Even your little brother is already in the car.- Coming Mother.
Comments
Typical
You can't trust Bru!
However, I'm glad you entered the contest.
Trust
You can trust Bru to be untrustworthy.
Who? Me? Untrustworthy?
Who would say anything like that!?
Disney
Sounds like the Disney World Mad Hatter, mixed with with the Disney World Captain Jack Sparrow. (The MoK stories: "I Spy A Pixie!", etc.)*
* https://bigclosetr.us/topshelf/fiction/54671/magic-kingdom-1...
"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin
BIg Sibling's SO
It's not surprising for Little Sibling to get a crush on Big Sibling's SO. Sometimes, it goes the other way, for example in A Bikini Beach Summer .
I was momentarily surprised when Mother shouted, "DONALD!"
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Thank you for the help
As I wrote this waiting for a flight I didn't have time to explore how to do the image insertion.
I wondered if anybody would use that picture
nice one Bru, Huggles!
It was the one that stood out
Of course someone with an "unusual" mind would chose this.
What the Bru?
is going on here?
*That boy has no shame at all. Just a look at he way he is dressed! And those breast! He sure didn’t have those this morning. Mine are the real thing!*
Okay where did those breasts grow from? Why are two brothers cheating on one of their Significant other's g/f and with each other? Why is this so messed up ?
:D
Sephrena
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To spell things out:Donald is (or was) in a relationship with Peter. Donald is the older sibling. Donald has grown breasts of his own (unclear of how and why). Mother uses Donald, the original name of the older sibling. Whether another name is used by others is not known.
The younger sibling, the shameless and boyfriendstealing one, apparently uses the sponsor's products.
And finally the answer to "Why is this so messed up ?" is quite obvious. This is a Bru story.
In case you react on the word "boyfriendstealing"; I'm currently studying German (B2:1 level, note 2 (which confusingly is a good one in Germanspeaking countries)).
I dunno, Bru. We depend on you to twist us up-side-down.
And we expect expect two twists (on the same axis) to get things back to right-side-up.
Nope. Not this time. The only thing right-side-up thing you've left us with is our grins.
Two negations is a position?
Well, I can only say that I do my best, or is it worst?
Peter's Peter
Peters are like streetcars; miss one, and you can always catch another.
At least that's what my priest told me when I went through a bad teenage break-up. (Not the peter part, which the priest would have frowned upon.)
Another priest in our parish wouldn't have frowned upon the 'peter' part, but that's a whole other story.
I'm demanding a recount on the judging of this contest. A story can't be so good when it's so short. This contest has been rigged from the start. Check out the rigging on Donald.
Jill
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Of course Donald always win the vote. Anything else is cheating.
And how could any member of the clergy frown upon the sainted Peter?
Donald always wins the vote
And they’re eating the cats and dawgs.
Bigly.
☠️
Cats and dawgs
Last weekend I was in Vienna where it was raining cats and dogs. No need to swipe your neighbours' pets even to make up things.
By the way I don't understand this thing about eating cats. They taste AWFUL. Dogs on the other hand ...
It looks like you
are a contender.
Another great Bru story
Love the whole unethical concept, the twist at the end is just gravy. Keep 'em coming Bru.
>>> Kay
Who is the more unethical?
We'll see if they keep coming or not.
I know about trousers, but ...
I know (very little) about wearing your trousers at the bottom of you briefs, but ...is the top of Bobbie's skirt at the bottom of her knickers ?
As far as I can see in the picture the top of the skirt is below
the garter belt and not the bottom of the knickers. Regardless, far too low. That boy has no shame at all.
Thanks for the chuckle, Bru!
That’s one twisty pair of . . . siblings!
Emma
Brothers comparing. Mine are bigger than yours.
I pity the parents. Not for the genderbending part but for the way the siblings act towards each other.