Today came irrefutable proof that Lady Gaga’s obviously airbrushed campaign images for Versace were, in fact, airbrushed. A site called Gagafreshnews got a hold of the unretouched images and a collective “How very dare!” roared from the usual faux-outrage sites. 

Call us crazy, but we expect every campaign and every cover to get nips, tucks, porcelain complexion, and overall etherealness. Please believe us when we say you’d be a lot more horrified if Gaga’s knee bruises, hangover eyes, straw hair, and pre-vomit expression were left as is.