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Moneychild
when keep it real goes wrong...
2006年02月23日
カテゴリ： カテゴリ未分類
その通り！と大声を出したくなります。
読んでみてくださいな．．．
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you! must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT
読んでみてくださいな．．．
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you! must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT
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Re:面白いものがまわってきました。(02/23)
んでる♪
さん
Re:面白いものがまわってきました。(02/23)
626Stitch
さん
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE...その通りですね～。子供が出来ても男は変わらなかったですよ。
そして特に英語を知らずに結婚すると「前は静かだった」とか言われたりね～。
コレだけは一生変わらない事なのかも・・・
(2006年02月24日 00時40分25秒)
そして特に英語を知らずに結婚すると「前は静かだった」とか言われたりね～。
コレだけは一生変わらない事なのかも・・・
(2006年02月24日 00時40分25秒)
Re:面白いものがまわってきました。(02/23)
lucybaby
さん
ごもっともっ！！
ＭＩＹＡＨ さん
またまた・・
ＭＩＹＡＨ さん
今回の姐さんの日記、本当に面白かったので勝手に私の日記にトラバしちゃいました～！
私は楽天じゃなくヤフーだけれど・・・（汗）
ご報告に伺いました～！
Ｔｈａｎｋｓで～すっ！！ (2006年02月24日 02時46分23秒)
私は楽天じゃなくヤフーだけれど・・・（汗）
ご報告に伺いました～！
Ｔｈａｎｋｓで～すっ！！ (2006年02月24日 02時46分23秒)
ご無沙汰です。
angel0815
さん
とうとう出ちゃったね
ゆう さん
みんなホントにオナ鑑だけなの？
どぴゅ さん
http://onaona.mogmog55.net/4fjbyvp/
まー相手もチ○ポ欲しがってたし結局セクったんだけど、
つーいウッカリ中 出 ししちゃったo(〃＾▽＾〃)o
(2010年01月21日 00時04分27秒)
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