JOKES WOMEN ON TOP
長くて３～４センテンスぐらいのジョーク集。
厚さは５ミリほど。これなら読めるだろう、と買ってきたもの。
確かに短いし、あまり難しい単語はないんだけど
なんたって背景がわからないもんで、下ネタもかろうじてわかるってところかな。
Why are men like freshly ground coffee?
The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Why is it so hard for women to find sensitive, caring and handsome men?
They already have boyfriends.
Why do most women fake orgasm?
Because most men fake foreplay.
Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do married women weigh more than single women?
Single women come home, check what's in the fridge, and go to bed.
Married women come home, check what's in the bed, and go to the fridge.
What do men have in common with beer bottles?
They are both empty from the neck up.
What do toilets and anniversaries have in common?
Men always miss them.
"My husband's an angel"
"Lucky you, Mine's still alive"
わかるような、わからないような・・・。
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