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Men & Women
Understand men
Lifetime
Adam & Eve
Kids in school think quick
Poem
YOUTH(Samuel Ullman (1849-1924))
A thousand winds (Author unknown)
日米豪の比較
肥満
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犯罪
自殺率
2008年07月15日
カテゴリ： カテゴリ未分類
以下テキサスの友人より送られてきました。
Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A : Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'I remember these.'
Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A : Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'I remember these.'
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