* you have done extensive reasearch and much theorizing as to the origin of the name 'Cadpig'. * you have ever said 'This tastes like Spot.' * you think 'getting lucky' means aquiring a dalmation plushie. * you have a videocassette entitled 'the best of Cadpig' * the best philosophy teacher you've ever had was Cadpig (maybe this category should be called 'Cadpig')