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■? | Che | Nonsensical｜ばかげたこと

曲：周杰倫
Music: Jay Chou
詞：方文山　
Lyrics: Vincent Fang

English translation: laruku - www.jay-chou.net

OPENING OS:
巨炮:?頼!小朋友...?這是...?這是玩這什麼東西??
ju pao: ai you! xiao peng you... ni zhe shi.. ni zhe shi wan zhe shen me dong xi a?
Ju Pao: Aiyo! Little kid.. What... What is this you are playing?
巨炮：よぉ、おまえ。なんだ、それ？

jay:?鈴呀...
Jay: che ling ya...
Jay: Diabolos
ジェイ：空中ゴマ

巨炮:?鈴?
ju pao: che ling?
Ju Pao: Diabolos?
巨炮：空中ゴマ？

jay:口恩;...
Jay: en...
Jay: Umm...
ジェイ：ああ

巨炮:怎麼聲音好像不大對呀?
ju pao: zen me sheng yin hao xiang bu da dui ya
Ju Pao: Why is the sound different?
巨炮：音が変じゃん

jay:什麼聲音?
jay: shen me sheng yin?
Jay: What sound?
ジェイ：なんの？

巨炮:我説?講話的聲音?...
ju pao: wo shuo ni jiang hua de sheng yin a...
Ju Pao: I mean your speaking voice...
巨炮：おまえのしゃべり声だよ

兩人：呵呵呵...
liang re: he he he
Both: Hur hur hur
２人：ははは

天氣　冷的讓人生悶氣　
tian qi / leng de rang ren sheng men qi
Weather, so cold it makes people get mad
天気、寒すぎてみんな怒り

火氣　我沮喪的很生氣
huo qi / wo ju sang de hen sheng qi
Anger, I'm pissed at myself for being depressed
怒気、落ち込んでいる自分にうんざり

空氣　太糟需要有?氣　
kong qi / tao zao xu yao you yang qi
Air, so terrible that I really need some oxygen
空気、汚れすぎて酸素が必要

太多假義氣一想就氣
tai duo jia yi qi yi xiang jiu qi
Too much of this false brotherhood makes me furious whenever I think of it
えせ兄弟愛、考えるだけで怒り心頭

敲門　敲敲門　
qiao men qiao qiao men
Knock, knock, knocking on the door
ノック、ノック、戸を叩く

基本禮貌叩要先問
ji ben li mao kou yao xian wen
It's basic courtesy to knock and ask if you can enter
ノックして、部屋に入るのは常識

離開也不隨手關燈
li kai ye bu sui shou guan deng
Didn't even bother to switch the lights off when you leave
部屋を出るとき、電気はつけたまま

生活習慣真有○混
sheng huo xi guan zhen you gou hun
Such horrible living habits
まったく困った習慣

敲門　敲敲門
qiao men qiao qiao men
Knock, knock, knocking on the door
ノック、ノック、戸を叩く

簡單動作叩也不等
jian dan dong zuo kou ye bu deng
It's a simple act, yet you can't even wait for me to allow you to enter the room
簡単なことなのに、おれのOKを待たずにずかずか部屋に入ってくる

?看來雖不像壞蛋
ni kan lai sui bu xiang huai dan
Though you don't look like a baddie
おまえはワルには見えないが

但做事做人卻很蠢
dan zuo shi zuo ren que hen chun
Yet the way you handle people and things is just like an idiot
人や物との接し方はバカそのもの

?像一團沼氣
ni xiang yi tuan zhao qi
You're just like biogas
おまえはまるでバイオガス

影響我的士氣損我的英氣
ying xiang wo de shi qi / sun wo de ying qi
affecting my morale, damaging my heroic spirit
おれのやる気を奪い、鋭気を挫く

又那麼神氣
you na me shen qi
Yet you are so cocky
だけどおまえはうぬぼれ屋

説話的語氣　敗壞了風氣
shuo hua de yu qi / bai huai le feng qi
The tone of voice you use, fouls up the society's values
その話し方、世の中の価値観をバカにしてる

我不想為?為?白花了力氣
wo bu xiang wei ni wei ni bai hua le li qi
I don't want to waste my breath on you
おまえのために無駄な議論はごめんだ

那麼會?去?鈴
na me hui che qu che ling
Since you're awesome at sprouting nonsense, you should start playing diabolos
たわごとが得意なおまえ、こま遊びをはじめろ

?多?就會上?
che duo ni jiu hui shang yin
Do it a few more times, and you'll be hooked
何度かやったら、すっかりはまるはず

??最善變的表情
che ni zui shan bian de biao qing
Your hypocritical face is annoying
おまえの偽善者ぶった顔がうっとおしい

我的解釋請?務必要聽
wo de jie shi qing ni wu bi yao ting
You've got to listen to my explanation
おれの話を聞けよ

那麼會?去?鈴
na me hui che qu che ling
Since you're awesome at sprouting nonsense, you should start playing diabolos
たわごとが得意なおまえ、こま遊びをはじめろ

卻?不出個命運
que che bu chu ge ming yun
But you can't bullshit your way in fate
だけど、運命はごまかせない

??最善變的表情
che ni zui shan bian de biao qing
Your hypocritical face is annoying
おまえの偽善者ぶった顔がうっとおしい

??這樣説我有一點傷心
hei / ni zhe yang shuo wo you yi dian shang xin
Hey, I'm a little hurt by your words
おい、おまえの言葉におれはちょいと傷ついた

不停犯錯　不停推?
bu ting fan cuo / bu ting tui tuo
Mistakes after mistakes, excuses after excuses
ミスに次ぐミス、言い訳に次ぐ言い訳

養了一堆籍口　等它成熟
yang le yi dui jie kou / deng ta cheng shou
Building on a bunch of excuses, waiting for it to come into use
口実が役に立つときを待っている

前一秒説是朋友　後一秒誣頼我
qian yi miao shuo shi peng you / hou yi miao wu lai wo
One second we're buddies, the next second you are maligning me
今はダチでも、次の瞬間、おまえはおれの悪口を言う

別再跟我哈?　我不是個○瓜
bie zai gen wo ha la / wo bu shi ge sha gua
Stop humouring me, I'm no idiot
機嫌取りはやめろ、おれはバカじゃない

説?就要付出代價　是應有的懲罰
shuo huang jiu yao fu chu dai jia/ shi ying you de cheng fa
You have to pay for your lies, It's justifiable punishment
おまえは嘘の代償を払うべき、当然の罰だ

別再跟我哈?　?被當成笑話
bie zai gen wo ha la / ni bei dang cheng xiao hua
Stop humouring me, you're nothing but a joke
おれの機嫌取りはやめろ、しょせんおまえはおれの敵じゃない

自己造成的那○?　我也沒有?法
zi ji zao cheng de na gan ga / wo ye mei you ban fa
You placed yourself in this awkward situation, nothing I can do about it now
おまえは自業自得、もはやおれにできることはない

ENDING OS:
巨炮:呵...瞎?...這個...
ju pao: he... xia che.. zhe ge..
Ju Pao: Hoho.. This really is nonsensical..
巨炮：ホホーッ、現実なんてばかげたもんさ

（注）これは英訳から日本語に直したもので、オリジナルとは多少ニュアンスが違う可能性もあります。

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