The needle hit 90, 100... then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?," he thought, and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It’s been a long day, and this is the end of my shift. I don’t feel like more paper work, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
注: Most freeways in the U.S. have the maximum speed limit of 55-75 MPH.