Crowderker
(Cr-OW-der-ker)
Not a bird
And not David Crowder
Don't pronounce my name as Crow but Cr OW!

And for my Ethiopian friends:

Crowderker
(CR-OWE-der-ker)
ወፍ አይደለም
እና ዴቪድ ክራውደር አይደለም።