Humor: 16 Pick-up lines from literary characters
All's well that ends in a date
"Is this a hot woman I see before me?"-Macbeth
"Listener, I married him, but we all have secrets locked away in the metaphorical (and real) attic."-Jane Eyre
"You look tolerable enough to talk to."-Fitzwilliam Darcy
"I'd grant you 3 wishes and then some if you just rubbed my lamp, baby." -The Genie from Aladdin
"Light of my loins — wait? You're 18? Too old."-Humbert Humbert
"Someone better tie me to this bar seat, because I can't resist you."-Odysseus
"We're all horny here." -Cheshire Cat
"Here's my phone number, that's for remembrance."-Ophelia
"You never really understand a person until you let them take you to dinner."-Atticus Finch
"Are you hiding a magical portrait in your attic? Because you are suspiciously flawless." -Dorian Gray
"If music be the food of love then dessert is the language of a one night stand and I've got ice cream at my place." -Duke Orsino (Twelfth Night)
"I'd fight 10 windmills to win your love." -Don Quixote
"It's a far far better thing, to give me your number, than to be alone. It will be far far better evening than you have ever known." -Edward Woodard (A Tale of Two Cities)
"Call me Ismael…or whatever you want." -Ishmael (Moby Dick)
"I couldn't help but notice that everyone else besides you is wearing a mask here." -Erik (Phantom Of the Opera)
"You look like the kind of woman I would never offer for sale after getting drunk at a fair. What? That's a compliment." Michael Henchard (Mayor of Casterbridge)
