For a Corgi of my distinguished standing, grooming is a serious affair. As a middle-aged Corgi who goes by Lt. Colonel Fluffbutt (yes, really), I have certain expectations. Ruff Rider Mobile...

The girl (not the owner) came at the wrong time. she tells me I'm sorry, I'm just out of it... repeatedly (as she did in previous visits). Apparently, my dog fell off the table, she brought him...