22 Absolutely Iconic Things Jisoo Has Said On Her Recent Press Tour

Jisoo — singer, actor and 1/4 of mega-group BLACKPINK — has just released her debut mini album AMORTAGE , and it's a banger.

Almost as good as new music, though, has been the promo cycle, in which Jisoo has given iconic quote after iconic quote.

Here are some of the times Jisoo was hilarious and so damn real lately...

1.When she said she spends her days off rotting in bed:

"If I lie down for too long on one side and it gets too hot, I'll move over to the other side and lie down. Then when I feel like I've been in bed too long I go out and move to the couch."

2.When she explained why she'd be a writer if she wasn't an actor or idol:

"First of all, I like to be alone, quietly. I also like to imagine things."

3.When she refused to lose weight as a trainee:

"I was told to lose weight but — 'I have to eat. I like being chubby.' My boss told me to lose weight, but I replied like that, and the boss left saying I was really weird. No, I like being chubby."

4.When she confessed she isn't attracted to funny people:

"There are those who like fun people. Fun people? I have to be the funny one."

5.And when she revealed why looks don't matter:

"I don't have a preference when it comes to the looks because we all become a skeleton when we die."

6.When she remembered her obsession with eating paper as a kid:

"If you chew for a long time, [newspaper] has this distinct flavor…I thought, 'this is delicious'.

Then one day at kindergarten, I saw colored paper. So I snuck a piece into my pocket and went to the bathroom. Because if I ate it in front of the teacher, they'd take it away. So in the bathroom I ate it, but it was tasteless. Colored paper is not tasty. It has zero flavor. 

Then I saw tissue next to me, so I tried eating that too — but the tissue is just plain bad, not just tasteless.

After that, I quit eating paper...Only newspaper tastes good."

7.When she was asked if she'd rather date a friend's ex or be friends with an ex:

"I hate this. I want none of them around me...kill me."

8.When she confessed cup noodles help her sing better:

"None of that bland stuff. You've got to eat something spicy…You gotta open your throat and chug it!"

9.And explained just how much she loves spicy food:

"If it's not red, I won't open my mouth."

10.When she explained that she never gets stressed:

"Even if I get super frustrated, a second later I'll be like, 'Wait, what's for lunch'?"

11.When she explained why exams don't make her nervous:

"Well, since I know I'll do poorly...I've never been nervous. Because I have no expectations."

12.And revealed why she hated art class:

"I hated art class the most, because I didn't want to draw weird things."

13.When she revealed her beef with Anna from Frozen:

"Why is she like that? I'm glad I don't have a younger sibling. 'Do you want to build a snowman?' She already said she didn't want to play but she's at the door like that."

14.And her love for Disgust in Inside Out 2 :

"Disgust was the only one that seemed normal."

15.When she revealed she always gets the tea:

"I am curious about everything. If there are things others are curious about but they can't ask them, I say, 'I will ask on your behalf'."

16.When she said she watches funny videos when she's feeling down:

"Even when I'm feeling a bit down, I'm like, 'What is life?' And then I go, 'Oh, am I too down?' And I look for something funny to watch. I laugh alone and almost cry myself to sleep."

17.When she said her instincts are always right:

"'There are times when your instinct is right.' It is not 'there are times.' I live based on my instinct."

18.When she said the strangest experience as CEO of her own company was when someone asked her if they could get a new computer mouse:

"I need to know stuff like that too?"

19.When she confessed she spends all her money on in-game purchases:

"I'm not the type to spend tons of money, so when I play, I treat it like an investment. You know how people buy clothes? And some people are like, 'Why waste money on a game?' Well, I buy outfits in games just like people buy clothes in real life."

20.When she explained why New Year's resolutions are pointless:

"Those who will do it are already doing it…I have never made a plan for the new year."

21.When she said she doesn't understand her younger self:

"I don't get her either, what's wrong with her?"

22.And when she said she never remembers anything she says:

"I just said what I thought of at the time, so I don't live with it engraved in my heart."

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