23 Maaaajor Red Flags That Revealed Themselves After People Hooked Up With Someone For The First Time

Reddit user MIsterBison recently asked , "What is an immediate red flag you've seen from someone AFTER sleeping with them?" and ooooooh boy. These stories are bananas. Let's get into it:

1. "He had a list of all the women he had ever slept with, and he ranked them. Seemed proud to show me where I landed on the list."

— yankeeinparadise

2. "The cops came to the dude's apartment and arrested him on a Sunday at 1 p.m. This was on our third date."

— Lower-Selection6543

3. "He peed in a Tupperware to not leave the room. I immediately got dressed and left, and then blocked him on everything."

— Ambitious-Noise9211

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4. "He confessed he was actually married, started sobbing that he had betrayed her, and tried to get me to comfort him. I left and never spoke to him again."

— SadlySpooky

5. "She made a 'collage' of us getting married, which was just someone else's wedding photo with our faces poorly cut out and stuck on. We'd only dated for just over a week."

— JoeFriday37

6. "He handed me a scrunchie that wasn't mine. And when I asked whose it was then, he said, 'Oh, I guess my girlfriend's.' Turned out he ALSO had a wife in another country. I dumped him. He dumped his girlfriend and moved back to Europe for his wife."

— Healthy-Neat-2989

7. "She had to get up early for her trial. She wasn't a lawyer."

— codefame

8. "He turned over immediately and told me about his pregnant wife."

— scarlettrosev

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9. "Picked his nose and ate it while still cuddling in bed."

— Dagr0nScaler

10. "I had a girl delete her Tinder app in bed and said, 'Guess I don't need that anymore, huh, babe?' We had matched four or five days prior; that was our first time hanging out, and she lived like 90 minutes away."

— Ok-Building-8065

11. "In her mind, she moved in. It was a bar, drunken hook-up, so she slept over, no big deal. Then the next day, after a little bit, I was like, 'So what are you doing today?' and she's like, 'Do you wanna hang out and watch football?' Sure, why not? Then she started saying she would cook and clean for me, all that. After a while, I was like, 'Okay, well, I need to get ready for the week, and whatnot. Do you want me to drop you off?' She asked if she could stay over again. I'm like, yeah, no, I have work tomorrow. Then she's like, 'That's okay. I can stay here and clean for you.' I'm like, no, I would rather bring you home. Long story short, I wound up having to call the police because she refused to leave."

— Historical_Sort1289

12. "He got up to make himself a pancake. Not pancakes. Just one for him."

— Busyblondiebee

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13. "He went to the bathroom to clean up and called his other girlfriend, saying he was on the way to her house."

— missmaikay

14. "I was lying naked in his bed. He was smoking a cigarette by the window. I don't remember what we were talking about, but suddenly he says, 'It's not cheating if it's across state lines.' This was in Virginia; he went to school in Florida. Ick. I decided not to ask follow-up questions and just got dressed and left as quickly as I could."

— blacklabbabe

15. "He asked me what part of my body I hated the most. It's still one of the creepiest things someone's ever said to me."

— dandelionblackberry

16. "The girl was showing me some pictures the next day over breakfast, and I saw a picture of my credit cards that I left on my kitchen table."

— Business-Archer7474

17. "He told me cancer and every other illness weren't real, and people just needed to eat real food to be cured. He also said straight hair doesn't exist and that my hair would curl if I didn’t brush it."

— Pretty4Redbull

18. "I woke up halfway through the night, and she was walking out the door. I wondered if it was that bad, but later found out from her boyfriend at the time that she wasn't single and was going back to their house."

— ZuluWorm

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19. "In the morning, her phone kept blowing up. I actually had to wake her up because it was ******* me off when I was trying to sleep. She answers and says, 'I'm not doing anything. I'm at [some girl name]'s house.' After she hangs up, she says, 'He's such an *******.' It was her boyfriend. She told me she was single, by the way, or else I wouldn't have been in that situation."

— RipAgile1088

20. "She took a picture of my bed because 'I'll never forget where we first made love.' Like ***???"

— Klonopussy

21. "Does 'during' count? He admitted the reason he was having difficulty keeping it up was that he hadn't actually broken up with his girlfriend, as he told me, they were in fact engaged. I got dressed and left."

— marlasings

22. "She created an elaborate world with an ex-husband, children, a house that didn't exist, and events that never happened to hide the fact that she was cheating on her fiancé. I didn't find out for a while, though."

— StrongStyleShiny

23. And: "He told me that I might be his soulmate. After the first time."

— WTF_ImOverIt

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