Adam & Eve

God made Adam and He rested.
Then he made Eve.
Since then, No one's rested.

It's Adam's Fault

Not long after the Lord created Adam, he noticed that he was depressed and
not totally enjoying his life in the Garden of Eden. When he was asked the
reason for this, Adam replied that he was lonely, that he really needed a
companion.
God told him that he could create a woman for him.
"What is a woman?" asked Adam
"Well" said God "It is a marvellous creature that will do your cooking,
your washing, your ironing and basically attend to all your mental,
physical and spiritual needs. Also guaranteed never to get a headache."
"That's unbelievable" said Adam "What will that cost?"
"It will cost you an arm and a leg" replied God.
After a small pause, Adam says "God, an arm and a leg is a lot to ask of
me. What will I get for a rib?"
The rest is history!!!!

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