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カナダ西海岸のいろいろな島に住み、2007年よりコルテス島に2005年にサンシャインコーストで生れた息子とブルガリア出身の夫と暮らす。貝や魚に恵まれた土地で自分たちの暮らしを模索中。
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2004.03.06
カテゴリ： カテゴリ未分類
Pender Island でヒーリングB&Bなさっているドイツ人のクリスからの笑えるメッセージ：
>May your neighbours respect you,
>trouble neglect you,
>the Angels protect you,
>and Heaven accept you.
>
>
>
>
>TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
>In a Laundromat:
>AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
>GOES OUT
>In a London department store:
>BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
>In an office:
>WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
>fURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
>In another office:
>AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
>Outside a secondhand shop:
>WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
>WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN.
>Notice in health food shop window:
>CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
>ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
>Seen during a conference:
>FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
>FIRST FLOOR
>Notice in a farmer's field:
>THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
>
>Message on a leaflet:
>IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
>On a repair shop door:
>WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
>WORK)
>May your neighbours respect you,
>trouble neglect you,
>the Angels protect you,
>and Heaven accept you.
>
>
>
>
>TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
>In a Laundromat:
>AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
>GOES OUT
>In a London department store:
>BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
>In an office:
>WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
>fURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
>In another office:
>AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
>Outside a secondhand shop:
>WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
>WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN.
>Notice in health food shop window:
>CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
>ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
>Seen during a conference:
>FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
>FIRST FLOOR
>Notice in a farmer's field:
>THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
>
>Message on a leaflet:
>IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
>On a repair shop door:
>WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
>WORK)
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