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《Season8-17-1》The One With the Tea Leaves 初版・・・・2015年11月3日8-17-11. Joey? Are you in there?2. Oh, my God, that’s Rachel.3. Joey, you have to talk to her.4. No, I can’t. Not after the other night. It’s just-- It’s too weird, okay?5. Don’t tell her I’m here.6. Don’t eat that.7. Hey.8. Rach.9. Hey, Rachel.10. Is Joey here?11. I don’t see him. You see him?12. I don’t see him.13. Maybe he’s in the sugar bowl. Joey? Nope.14. Well, at least you make each other laugh.15. What’s up?16. Well, I haven’t seen him since that night… that he told me how he, you know….17. I don’t know, I think he’s avoiding me.18. Why is that bagel on the floor?19. We were playing a game.20. Ew, was Chandler naked?21. Sort of like a ring-toss kind of situation?22. Sure.23. What? No. No.24. All right, well, listen. If you see Joey, will you just tell him that, uh…?25. Tell him I miss him.26. Okay. Did you hear that?27. Yeah. That naked bagel game? Heh.28. Dude, I don’t know. That’s a pretty small hole.29. Honey, you’ve gotta talk to her.8-17-230. I can’t.31. You guys don’t know what it’s like to put yourself out there like that… and then just get shot down.32. I don’t know what that’s like?33. Up until I was 25, I thought the only response to “I love you” was “Oh, crap.”34. Hello. No rejection?35. I got shot down at fat camp.36. Boy, kids are mean when they’re hungry.37. All right, so what do I do?38. This is Rachel. What are you gonna do, never talk to her again?39. I know it’s weird and it’s awkward, but you gotta at least try.40. Yeah, okay.41. Whoa. I almost forgot this was on your—42. We didn’t play it. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 243. Okay, so when you’re done with your tea, I’ll look at the leaves and tell your fortune.44. I didn’t know you read tea leaves.45. Oh, yeah, I’ve done it for years.46. I actually stopped because I was so accurate.47. You know, and one of the great joys of life… is its wondrous unpredictability, you know?48. And also, tea tends to give me the trots.49. Okay. I’m done. Read mine.50. Okay.51. Ooh. I see a ladder.52. Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.53. I’m the head chef. I can’t get promoted.54. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Who’s next?55. Okay, I’m done. Do mine.56. Okay.57. Um…. Oh. Okay, I see a circle.58. Oh.8-17-359. Oh, which can either mean you’re having a baby… or you’re gonna make a scientific discovery.60. Well, I have been spending a lot of time in the lab.61. What does yours say, Pheebs?62. Um…. Wow, all right.63. Wow. Yay.64. Oh, I’m gonna meet a guy. And really soon.65. And he’s gonna be the man of my dreams.66. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night.67. You.68. Hey, has anyone seen my shirt?69. It’s a button-down, like a faded salmon color?70. You mean your pink shirt?71. Faded salmon color?72. No, I haven’t seen your pink shirt.73. Great, great. Then I must have left it at Mona’s. I knew it.74. I’m sure you can get another one at Ann Taylor’s.75. That’s my favorite shirt, okay? I love that shirt.76. Well, just ask Mona to give it back.77. I don’t know. I mean, I guess I could.78. It’s just, we didn’t really end things on such good terms.79. And if I went over there, I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do… when we broke up: jump up my own ass and die.80. Oh, wait a second, you guys.81. For the last couple weeks, I’ve been seeing that guy everywhere I go.82. We take the same bus, we go to the same bookstore, same dry cleaner.83. Maybe he’s the tea guy.84. Pheebs, did you see that?85. He totally checked you out and he is so cute.86. Mine is a picture of the Village People. What does that mean?87. Hi.88. Hey.89. Hi.8-17-490. Hi.91. Tea gives Phoebe the trots. 【SC・・・・3】92. I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out… but it’s like we don’t even know how to be with each other anymore.93. I know it’s tough, but things will get better.94. How do you know that?95. What if it just gets worse and worse and worse… to the point where we can’t even be in the same room with each other? 96. I’m not great at the advice.97. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?98. Some cheese?99. Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Cat Stevens case?100. Let’s just say if I can’t find the right CD case, I just put it in the nearest one.101. Okay, well, where is the Cat Stevens CD?102. In the James Taylor case.103. Where’s the James Taylor CD?104. Honey, I’m gonna save you some time.105. Two hundred CDs, not one of them in the right case.106. Okay. No need to panic. Deep breaths, everyone.107. Okay, um, we’re just gonna have to spend some time… and put the CDs in the right cases.108. If we’re gonna do that, we should come up with some order.109. Like alphabetically, or by genre.110. Hmm, I don’t know. We really have to talk this through.111. Oh, my God, you guys have such problems. I feel so terrible for you.112. All right. Okay, I’m sorry.113. Look, you and Joey, you’re both focusing on this uncomfortable thing.114. What you need to do is changes the subject.115. Next time you see him, try to get him talking about something else.116. Oh, yeah, that makes sense.8-17-5117. Yeah.118. I don’t know, maybe you have a work problem you need his advice on.119. Ooh, I could do that. I could do that.120. Good.121. Honey, the Miami Vice soundtrack? Really?122. They were just giving those away at the store.123. In exchange for money.124. Hey.125. Hi.126. I really don’t know what to tell you, Rach. I really don’t.127. Maybe Joey could help you out with your big work problem.128. What?129. Yeah, Joey, she’s….130. Rachel’s got this really big work problem. It is a head-scratcher. Heh.131. Well, you know what? If we’re gonna make dinner, we’re gonna have to leave. Yeah.132. So you, uh, have a big work problem?133. Yeah. It’s, um….134. Yeah, it’s, uh….135. You know, it’s nothing.136. Oh. Okay.137. So, uh, I think I’m gonna take off.138. No, wait, Joey, it is. It’s something. It’s, um….139. It’s my boss.140. Yeah?141. Yeah. And, um….142. And my baby.143. Yeah?144. My boss wants to buy my baby.145. What? Oh, my-- Oh, my God.146. I know, I told you, it’s a really big problem.147. He wants to buy your baby?
November 3, 2015
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《Season8-16-2完》The One Where Joey Tells Rachel 初版・・・・2015年11月3日 8-16-6160. Are you sure?161. Yeah.162. If she ends up with somebody else… the truth is, she couldn’t find a better guy.163. Hey, thanks.164. So when are you gonna talk to her?165. Oh, my God. I have to tell her.166. I haven’t thought about it. What should I say?167. I’m understanding, but let’s not get carried away.168. Right, sorry. Sorry.169. What am I gonna say?170. Yeah, tell me about it. 【SC・・・・6】171. I’m phasing out the wine importing and focusing more on the, um, cheese.172. Cheese, you say?173. That’s some pretty smelly work, huh, Don?174. Excuse me?175. Cheese. It’s smelly.176. You must smell a lot of the time too.177. Uh, not really. But with cheese, I think the smellier, the better.178. Me too! Chandler hates it. I can’t have blue cheese in the house.179. And you’re still married to him?180. I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese.181. Not even bread. Just cheese.182. No, I want the bread.183. And pastries.184. And pate.185. I’m really not high. I just used to be fat.186. I have a villa in the Loire Valley you can stay in.187. Is it made of cheese?188. No. A house made of cheese, wouldn’t that be great?189. I’d move in tomorrow!190. Oh, come on!8-16-7191. Listen to this!192. I’m so sorry.193. What do we do?194. They both want a house of cheese.195. I don’t know how you fight that. 【SC・・・・7】196. Okay, okay. I can do this. I can tell her how I feel.197. Okay, stand up straight.198. Take a couple deep breaths.199. Look confident.200. Joey? What’s up?201. I came by because I want to talk to you about something.202. What’s up?203. Here, in the hall? What are we, animals?204. I’m late for a meeting. Could you make it quick?205. I just came by to tell you that… I want to have dinner with you.206. Sure. Just tell me where to meet you.207. Okay.208. Okay. That’s good.209. That gives you a couple of hours to prepare.210. Don’t you people ever knock? 【SC・・・・8】211. I’d like to have Don and Phoebe over.212. Sure. Set it up.213. I’ll just be browsing through the personals.214. Are you okay? You’re acting weird.215. Yeah. Fine.216. Not perfect.217. But good enough.218. Jeez, what’s with you?219. I’m sorry, did you say “cheese”?220. What’s going on?221. Phoebe says you and Don are soul mates.222. I don’t believe in that, but you two get along.8-16-8223. I’ll step aside if you wanna go with Don and live in a house of cheese.224. You don’t believe in soul mates?225. No, but I’m sure “tomatoes” does.226. I don’t believe in soul mates, either.227. You don’t?228. Nope.229. We weren’t destined to end up together.230. We fell in love and work hard at our relationship.231. Some days we work really hard.232. So you don’t want to live with Don in a cheese house?233. No, I’ve had second thoughts. Do you know how hard it’d be to clean?234. I love you.235. I know.236. I’m gonna take you out to dinner.237. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers.238. No? They taste so good. 【SC・・・・9】239. It happens whenever Chandler touches my stomach.240. I’m worried the baby won’t like him.241. Are you okay?242. Yeah, sure.243. Uh, look, the reason….244. Is it hot in here?245. No, not for me. Why don’t you take off your sweater?246. This is a nice place… and my T-shirt has a picture of Calvin doing Hobbes.247. Oh, my God, really? Can I see it?248. Yeah, sure.249. I wouldn’t think Hobbes would like that so much.250. Uh….251. How long have we known each other?8-16-9252. Um, seven, eight….253. Eight years. Wow.254. Uh-huh. A long time.255. Yeah.256. But over the past few weeks, I-- 257. Okay! Sorry about the wait, but it is mega-jammed in here.258. Our specials tonight-- 259. Could you give us a second?260. Sure.261. Second’s up!262. Not that kind of table.263. So you were saying?264. I’m not sure.265. You asked how long we knew each other, and I said eight years.266. Then the waiter came over and cut his tip in half… and now here we are.267. Yeah. Here we are.268. Uh….269. I think I’m falling in love with you.270. What?271. I’m falling in love with you.272. Who are you talking to?273. Oh, you’re kidding. It’s a joke.274. Funny. It’s funny!275. I don’t get it.276. Oh.277. Okay.278. Wow.279. Are you, um…?280. How did, um…?281. When?282. Does it really matter?283. Wow. Wow.284. It is hot in here.8-16-10285. I know this is a lot.286. You don’t have to say anything.287. You take as much time as you need.288. Okay, you gotta say something.289. Joey, I love you so much.290. But-- 291. But.292. Joey?293. Right. Hey, that’s, uh….294. That’s okay. That’s fine.295. It’s, uh, pretty much what I was expecting.296. It’s no big deal, all right?297. I think I’m gonna go.298. Please don’t leave like this.299. You can’t do this to a pregnant woman!300. Don’t start doing that.301. You can’t do that, because you’re gonna make me….302. Oh, there we go!303. Can I?304. Sure.305. Oh, Joey. I don’t want to lose-- 306. Hey, hey.307. You can’t, okay? Ever.308. I’m so sorry.309. Please don’t be sorry.310. Okay? Don’t be sorry.311. You know, I was only kidding.312. Yeah, that was a real good one. 【SC・・・・10】 Chap. 4313. Is this your table?314. Yeah.315. You’ll be here all night.316. I know.317. I haven’t even read the specials.8-16-11318. What’s the matter?319. I don’t know. I think maybe one of them is dying.320. I kind of hope it’s the girl.321. The guy is really cute! 【Season8 第16話 完】
November 3, 2015
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炭鉱王「伊藤伝右衛門」邸。2014年8月、家族3人で。《Season8-16-1》The One Where Joey Tells Rachel 初版・・・・2015年11月3日8-16-11. I’m sorry, did you just say it’s Rachel?2. Yes.3. Um, you like Rachel?4. Yes. I like Rachel.5. Rachel?6. Yeah. Okay, but look, you know….7. You know who else I like? You.8. And it doesn’t get said enough. I like you, Ross.9. “Rachel” Rachel?10. It’s not a big deal.11. It’s not a big deal? I’m sorry, I just….12. What about the stuff you said?13. How you can’t stop thinking about her? How you can’t sleep?14. I’m an actor, you know?15. As a group, we tend to be overdramatic.16. Rachel-who’s-carrying-my-baby Rachel?17. I know it’s bad. And I know it’s wrong, okay?18. It’s not like anything’s ever gonna happen.19. These are just feelings. They’ll go away.20. You know, I gotta go.21. Hey, Ross-- 22. You know, I just have one-- Rachel?23. Rachel?24. Rachel? 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 225. Oh, oh! Okay, she’s kicking.26. She’s growing inside you.27. Whoa!28. Oh.29. That was a big one.30. That’s the youngest girl to reject me.31. You guys!8-16-232. Hey there.33. Let me ask you. Do you believe in soul mates?34. Oh, yes, I do.35. There’s one person out there for everyone.36. You know how you find him? Stop looking.37. I’ve stopped looking for Russell Crowe.38. He’ll find me.39. Uh-huh. And you?40. No. I believe that, uh, certain people are more suited for each other, but….41. Soul mates? I don’t think they exist.42. Good.43. Why?44. Well, last night, I met Monica’s.45. What?46. Yeah.47. I had a date with this guy. I swear he’s her other half.48. You don’t think there’s somebody better suited for Monica than me?49. Well, what’s he like?50. He’s tall. He has brown hair.51. Of course.52. A tall guy with hair similar to mine? Oh, unknowable universe!53. He works with food.54. Oh, sure. Older?55. Obviously. And he’s British. 56. I was just gonna ask!57. Yeah? And he’s so centered, and mature and confident.58. It’s so sad they never met.59. Luckily, the guy she settled for can’t hear you.60. Oh, I’m so sorry. Maybe I’m wrong.61. We’re going out again. I’ll find out more.62. He’s meant for her, and you’re gonna date him?63. He may not be my soul mate, but a girl’s gotta eat. 【SC・・・・3】8-16-364. Hey.65. Hey.66. I talk to Joey. I wanted to see you.67. I still can’t believe it. Joey and Rachel?68. It’s like you and me going out, only weirder.69. I know you’re hurting… but don’t say that again.70. What if they marry? He’d be the stepfather of my child.71. You don’t need to worry.72. He’ll never tell her how he feels.73. If he did, you don’t know how she’d react.74. Sure, women never like Joey. I think he’s a virgin.75. He isn’t thinking about going for her.76. He’s not?77. All he’s thinking about is how you’re taking this.78. It’s freaking him out. He wants to move to Vermont.79. Why?80. He wants to leave the country.81. He thinks you hate him.82. Hate him?83. No, I don’t hate him.84. It’s just, it’s Rachel. You know?85. I can’t even imagine how hard this must be for you… but I don’t want you to lose Joey over it.86. Right now, he needs to know that you’re still his friend.87. Okay, I’ll talk to him.88. I’d do it soon.89. He just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money. 【SC・・・・4】90. Oh, hi!91. Hi.92. Chandler, Monica, this is Don.93. Hello.94. Hello, nice to meet you.95. Nice to meet you.8-16-496. Soul mate.97. What are you guys doing?98. We had lunch at Adriatica.99. What’s with the sun-dried tomatoes?100. I know! Is this 1985?101. That’s what I said! Isn’t it strange?102. Not really.103. What’s wrong with sun-dried tomatoes?104. On a barbecued-chicken pizza?105. No?106. What restaurants do you like?107. Octavio. 27-and-7.108. There7s this place, Alessandro’s.109. Oh, my God! I’m the chef!110. You’re kidding! Your food is fantastic!111. I want to talk about your menu. Anyone want coffee?112. If you’re taking about me, I’ll go with you.113. What are you doing?114. I swear, I didn’t know you guys would be here.115. You don’t believe in soul mates, so….116. I believe in handsome strangers who hit on my wife.117. Just because I think they’re soul mates doesn’t mean anything’ll happen.118. Phoebe? Good work.119. Yeah?120. He’s great. I love him.121. Don’t worry, we’ll find you someone else. 【SC・・・・5】122. Hey.123. Hey.124. I understand if you came by to hit me. I deserve it.125. No, I don’t want to hit you.126. What, then? Kick me?127. No.8-16-5128. Bite me?129. I don’t want to do anything to you.130. I just want to say I’m not mad at you… and that I certainly do not hate you.131. I just came here to say that.132. Hey, wait, Ross?133. You wanna come in for a beer or something?134. Yeah, sure.135. You got any beer?136. All I got is melon stuff that Rachel left.137. Okay.138. You need to understand something.139. I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay?140. I wouldn’t do anything to jeopardize my friendship with you.141. Thank you.142. Anyway, it’ll just….143. It’ll take me a while to get over her.144. I’m not sure how to do that. I’ve never been in love, so….145. What?146. You’re in love with her?147. Yeah. I thought you knew that.148. Um, no.149. Look, if it helps, I don’t want to feel this way, honest.150. I just keep thinking, “I’ll get over this,” you know?151. But it just keeps getting harder.152. I don’t know what to do, you know?153. What do I do?154. You need to tell her how you feel.155. That’s the green stuff talking.156. I’m serious. You need to find out where she is.157. If she’s not where you are, you can start to move on.158. But what if, and I’m not saying she will be—159. If she is where you are… then my feeling weird shouldn’t stand in the way.
November 3, 2015
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《Season8-15-3》The One With the Birthing Video 初版・・・・2015年11月2日8-15-11300. Screw you! You don’t have to do it!299. Oh, Rach. 【SC・・・・12】301. Hey.302. Hey! What-- 303. What’s up?304. Uh, Mona just dumped me.305. Oh, man, I’m sorry. Why?306. With everything going on lately, I haven’t exactly been the perfect boyfriend.307. I didn’t tell her I got Rachel pregnant.308. I gave her a key to my apartment and then had the locks changed.309. Then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me.310. In a way, I judge her for not breaking up with me sooner.311. That really sucks. Especially on Valentine’s Day.312. Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here?313. Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentine’s Day?314. What’s going on, huh? Girl trouble? Heh.315. Sort of. Ha, ha.316. Really?317. You don’t have to seem so happy about it.318. Sorry. Well, uh, maybe I can help.319. Oh, I-- 320. Whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me.321. You know, actually, once I got dumped during sex.322. So anyway, uh, what is it?323. Forget about it. It’s no big deal.324. Come on, what is it?325. It’s nothing.326. Hey, it’s me. Why can’t you tell me?327. Okay. Uh, sit down. Um….328. There’s this woman that I like a lot.329. But, uh, it can’t happen.330. She’s not a Tribbiani?8-15-12331. No!332. So, uh-- So is she someone from work?333. Yes.334. Well, um, does she like you?335. Sometimes I think maybe she could.336. But it doesn’t matter, I can’t do anything about it.337. Why not?338. It’s complicated.339. She was with this other guy. For a long time.340. Someone from work too.341. And, uh….342. I could never do that to the guy. We’re friends.343. So, uh, this guy she used to go out with, is he still in love with her?344. No, I don’t think so.345. Okay.346. Is he a good guy?347. Yeah, he’s the best.348. Then talk to him. He might be fine.349. I don’t know.350. It’s worth finding out, if you really like her.351. I do, so much.352. I can’t stop thinking about her. I can’t sleep—353. Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it.354. How often does this happen to you? You owe it to yourself.355. Here’s your warm milk.356. I’m gonna put the bourbon in it at home.357. Yeah.358. Anyway, seriously, just talk to the guy, okay?359. Let me know how it goes.360. It’s Rachel. 【SC・・・・13】 Chap. 4361. You’re gonna have a baby and you need to be prepared.362. You’re gonna make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! 363. Heh, I came to the big city to become a star.8-15-13364. I’ll do anything to make that happen.365. Anything?366. Hmm. Maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant. 【Season8 第15話 完】
November 2, 2015
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オオサンショウウオ・・・・水族館で楽しみだったのはこれだけだった??《Season8-15-2》The One With the Birthing Video 初版・・・・2015年11月2日8-15-6148. Oh, it was good.149. Actually, the baby started kicking.150. How exciting.151. Yeah, aw. It was amazing.152. The only sad thing is, I wasn’t around when it happened the first time.153. Oh, no.154. I was missing out on all this stuff.155. Joey suggested Rachel move in with me.156. Ha, ha. Yeah, right.157. What?158. Joey cracks me up.159. “Yeah, have your ex-wife move in. That wouldn’t be awkward at all.” Heh.160. Huh. Heh.161. Hey, imagine, I go away for a few days… I come back and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant.162. So, what’d you tell him? 【TP・・・・8】163. How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?164. I don’t know. She seemed to think it was such a crazy idea.165. Plus, she, uh-- She got me taffy.166. Taffy, really? I’ve never had any.167. Ever?168. My mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats.169. Thank you.170. So are you just never gonna tell her?171. No, no, I will. I just want to butter her up first.172. I’m gonna take her to an amazing Valentine’s dinner… do all this romantic stuff.173. And then, when she thinks I’m the best boyfriend in the world… then I tell her my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.174. If I haven’t said it before, she’s a lucky, lucky lady.8-15-7175. So where are--? What the mother of crap is up with this stuff?176. God, is it gum? Is it food? What’s the deal?177. Oh, it’s nice. May I try a pink one? 【SC・・・・9】178. So between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross… it just isn’t gonna happen. 179. It’d be like you falling in love with a cat.180. Hey.181. Hey.182. Hey, buddy. How’s my favorite dog, huh? How’s my favorite dog?183. You’re subdued.184. Did you give him a beer?185. No.186. Will you excuse us? We need to talk.187. Sure.188. Oh, me, right.189. He’s miserable. What happened to him?190. Nothing.191. We just talked about stuff.192. What stuff?193. Rachel stuff.194. Oh, Joey, you bummed him out! This is the happiest dog in the world.195. He spends a day with you, and look at him.196. He’s breathing.197. I’ll take him back to Wendy’s.198. No, no, no. He’s fine.199. Hey, look. Look.200. Here’s your ball! Get the ball!201. Get your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball!202. Get-- God, what have I done to you? Huh?203. I broke the dog, Pheebs! I broke the dog! 【SC・・・・10】204. I’m, uh, going to pick up Mona. What you got going on tonight?8-15-8205. Oh, I’ve got big Valentine’s plans.206. I’ve got Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy.207. It’s interesting. Most people think that’s made with seawater, when in fact-- 208. Ross, we actually watched the documentary together.209. Oh, my Chinese food. I’ll get my cash.210. Mona?211. What are--? Hi!212. Hi.213. What are you doing here? I’m supposed to pick you up.214. Change of plans, I made you a Valentine’s dinner. Surprise!215. Oh! Hey, Mona!216. Hi-- Hi, Rachel.217. What’s she doing here?218. I have no idea.219. I’ll be watching TV if anybody needs me.220. Seriously, what is she doing?221. Uh, you know, lately she just likes hanging out here.222. Why?223. I think she’s lonely.224. But it’s Valentine’s Day.225. I know.226. Can’t we ask her to go?227. Well, no, she’s way too emotional.228. And by emotional, I mean crazy!229. I’m not here! That’s just my Chinese food.230. Oh, my God, she has food delivered here?231. Mm-hm, yes, she’s emotional, but ballsy.232. You know what? I’m gonna get in my sweats and eat this in bed.233. And you thought she was gonna be in our way!234. Okay, why don’t you, uh, open the champagne, and I will be right back. 235. I’ve got a surprise for you.8-15-9236. You got another ex-wife back there?237. Ho, oh! Heh. Please start drinking.238. I’m just gonna grab the phone.239. Oh, Rachel, wait. Hey, um-- 240. I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but, um-- 241. What are you doing?242. Sorry, do you need the phone?243. No. No.244. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment.245. And we gotta have some boundaries.246. So why don’t you go to your place and give us some privacy?247. But, Mona, I live here.248. Happy Valentine’s Day!249. Or, something to remember me by. 【SC・・・・11】250. How long has it been this time?251. Ninety seconds.252. That’s better. Ninety seconds is a long time not to think about it.253. Except all I did was think about it.254. I know. It haunts me.255. Up until now, the worst thing I ever saw… was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy.256. After this, I would gladly make that my screen saver.257. We have to get past this.258. Why don’t we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed.259. I could do that.260. Okay.261. Okay, now all we gotta do is get rid of this chair.262. Come here.263. Oh, thank God!264. Oi.265. Come in!266. Hi. I’m sorry to barge in on your Valentine.267. I had to get away from the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.8-15-10268. Oh, my god.269. Poor Ross.270. Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear… but for this he closes the drapes.271. Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see?272. Mm-hm.273. It’s here.274. Oh, and we should warn you before you watch it. Don’t watch it.275. Why, you saw it? Is it scary?276. Let’s just say it’s ironic how footage of someone being born… can make you want to kill yourself.277. Now, wait, now I’m all freaked out. You guys will watch it with me?278. No, but I will leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you.279. Come on, seriously, you’re not gonna make me watch this alone.280. She’s right. Of course not.281. Honey, get the tape.282. This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. 283. Okay. Here we go.284. Okay. Ahem.285. Oh, my.286. All right, baby. One more time.287. Why is that baby torturing that woman?288. Why have I seen this thing three times?289. It’s still beautiful.290. Aah! It’s horrible!291. I know, I know!292. I’m so sorry for you!293. Oh, my God!294. You guys! You guys, look!295. What? Did her ass explode?296. No, the baby’s out. Look. Look.297. Look at those little fingers and toes.298. And look how happy the mom is now.
November 2, 2015
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2015年7月20日、京都水族館。《Season8-15-1》The One With the Birthing Video 初版・・・・2015年11月2日8-15-11. Oh! Hey, Rach!2. Hi.3. Happy Valentine’s Day!4. You too!5. Hey, so, uh, how’s it going living over at Ross’?6. It’s good, except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long.7. Did you know that something really boring… happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages?8. Thank you. See you guys later.9. Okay.10. Bye.11. Bye.12. That is one lucky to-go cup of coffee.13. Oh, honey.14. I wish you’d get over her. I hate seeing you like this.15. Is there anything I can do for you? Do you wanna look down my top?16. Thanks. Maybe later.17. Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?18. You want anything?19. You know what I want? I want a lot of things.20. I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine’s Day!21. I want her to love me back.22. And I want one moment of relief… from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that’s never gonna happen!23. We have red bagels.24. Okay. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 225. So how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?26. I’m on my way to tell her right now.27. She’s been away all week visiting parents, but she’ll be cool.8-15-228. She’s been so supportive.29. She even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, “Fossils are my friends.”30. Ugh, come on, Mona. Don’t kiss ass.31. So, uh, I’m gonna take off.32. All right.33. Oh, shoot! Oh, shoot! Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape.34. What is it?35. A video of my friend giving birth.36. Could you bring it back to your apartment?37. All right.38. “Candy and Cookie”?39. Yeah, Candy’s the mother, Cookie’s the daughter.40. The father’s name is also Cookie.41. Why am I friends with these people?42. Phoebe, come here. I wanna show you something in the bathroom.43. Ugh, Monica, grow up.44. What do you got behind your back?45. Nothing.46. Just something I want Phoebe’s opinion on for Valentine’s Day.47. You don’t want my opinion?48. Not really.49. Come on, I’m your older brother. Ask me.50. Oh, okay, big brother. Um-- 51. Which one would make your little sister look hotter… so your best friend would want to do her?52. The red one. 【SC・・・・3】53. Hey.54. Mm.55. I know you’ve been depressed lately, so I brought someone to cheer to cheer you up.56. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.57. No, I’m not sleeping with your friend jane again.8-15-358. Hee-hee!59. Hey, a dog! Oh, hi!60. Who, you gotta admit, looks a lot like Jane.61. This is the happiest dog in the world. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy.62. So you can keep him until he cheers you up. And he will cheer you up.63. Thanks so much, Pheebs.64. We are gonna have so much fun! Yes we are!65. Oh, not that kind of fun. 【SC・・・・4】66. Happy Valentine’s!67. Hey!68. I’ll be right out.69. I’m slipping into something a little less comfortable and a little more slutty.70. “Candy and Cookie”?71. “Candy and Cookie”?72. Monica got me porn?73. Girl-on-girl porn?74. She really must love me!75. Yeah, just relax.76. I love you, St. Valentine.77. Whoa, whoa, that’s not pretty.78. Now push!79. Unh!80. Ow! Oh, God, it hurts!81. Worst porn ever! Worst porn ever!82. Oh, make it stop!83. I am trying! 【SC・・・・5】84. Get the ball. Ready? Get the ball!85. You’re cute, but you’re not too smart.86. Yeah. Did I just throw this?8-15-487. Hi.88. Hi.89. I accidentally packed these with my stuff.90. Who is this?91. That’s, uh, Phoebe’s friend’s dog.92. I don’t know his real name. I call him Mozzarella.93. Ohh, you are so cute. I wish I could play with you more, but I’ve gotta go to work.94. I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting. Yes, I do.95. Bye-bye, Joey. Seriously, I can’t stop it.96. Come here! Hey!97. Hey. That’s Rachel. She’s the one who used to live here.98. Might as well be honest with you. We love her.99. But we can’t have her. No.100. I really miss her.101. Hey, you understand, right? You’re a guy.102. Well, you used to be. 【SC・・・・6】103. So, what do you think?104. I’ve still got it.105. Why did you get me this?106. What is it?107. It’s yelling, bleeding, dilating.108. Oh, the dilating!109. Is this the video of the baby being born? This is Phoebe’s.110. Why were you even watching it?111. I thought maybe you got me porn for Valentine’s Day.112. Chandler, if you thought I was gonna get you porn for Valentine’s Day… you were right.113. Apparently, it’s about a girl who moves to the city in search of stardom… but ends up having sex with a lot of guys.114. It got four stars.115. Oh, wait a minute. Those aren’t stars.8-15-5116. Anyway, you wanna take a look?117. Well….118. I’m not really in a sexy mood right now.119. Hey, what’s going on?120. Well, remember the first time you saw Jaws… how long it took to go back in the water?121. Chandler, we can’t let this tape wreck Valentine’s Day.122. You don’t know. You didn’t see it.123. Childbirth is a natural thing. It’s beautiful.124. Oh, beautiful? Really? Huh, really?125. You think this is beautiful?126. Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!127. See, honey, there’s-- 128. Don’t touch me! 【SC・・・・7】129. Hi!130. Hey!131. Hi.132. Hi.133. So how was Atlantic City?134. Good.135. I brought you back a present.136. What--?137. Come on, you didn’t have to-- 138. Saltwater taffy?139. Ha-ha-ha.140. Thanks.141. Mm.142. It’s interesting, most people think this is made with seawater.143. But it’s actually made with, uh, salted fresh water.144. That’s not interesting.145. I think it’s interesting.146. I do too. I missed you!147. Me too. How was your week?
November 2, 2015
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《Season8-14-3》The One With the Secret Closet 初版・・・・2015年11月1日8-14-11306. Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?307. No, I love living with you. It just seems that… if you’re gonna have a roommate, it may as well be the father.308. But, Joey, I don’t think Ross wants me to move in to his apartment… and disrupt his life like that. I mean—309. Or he does.310. I would love to be around for you and the baby.311. We can just try it, like on a temporary basis.312. But it’s you and me.313. It wouldn’t be anything romantic.314. And I’m dating Mona. Damn it, Mona!315. I was supposed to meet her an hour ago. What is wrong with me?316. So, what do you think?317. I don’t know. Is it crazy?318. No. No, it’s not—319. Joey, this is a smart idea.320. Well, I was due.321. Okay, let’s do it. I’ll move in.322. Really?323. Oh, Rach, that’s great. That’s great.324. Mm. 【SC・・・・13】325. Not too shabby. I got this all off myself… using my wife’s tools.326. Oh, my God.327. How did you get in there?328. You’re messy.329. No! You weren’t supposed to see this!330. I married Fred Sanford.331. No, Chandler, you don’t understand.332. Okay, okay, fine! Now you know. Okay? I’m sick.333. No, honey, you’re not sick. I don’t love you because you’re organized.334. I love you in spite of that.335. Really?8-14-12336. Promise you won’t tell anyone?337. Yes.338. Now that I know, if I’ve got extra stuff lying around, can we share the closet?339. Oh. Well, it’s just, um….340. I’m afraid you might mess it up. 【SC・・・・14】341. Hey.342. Hey.343. So Rachel’s all moved out, huh? How you taking it?344. Well, uh, I wanted to have a few beers… but, uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldn’t stand the smell of them.345. I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though.346. And, uh, it’s a couple weeks past its expiration date, so it’s got a bit of a kick.347. Are you okay?348. You kidding me? Yeah, I’m great.349. I’m, uh-- I’m better than great. I am good.350. Now that she’s gone, I can, uh—351. I can do all the stuff around here that I couldn’t do before. You know?352. Like, um….353. I can walk around naked again.354. You know? I can, uh….355. I can watch porn in the living room. Right?356. This is, uh-- This is good for me.357. I like being on my own. I’m better off this way.358. I’m a-- I’m a lone wolf.359. A loner. Alone.360. All alone. Forever.361. What’s a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here? 【SC・・・・15】 Chap. 4362. That’s it, just relax.363. Unh.8-14-13364. Oh, oh!365. Come on, more.366. Oh, God!367. You like that, don’t you?368. Yeah, right there.369. Want it there? Take it there, baby.370. Phoebe?371. Yeah, say my name. Say it.372. And now I’m going to cover you back up.373. And, um, I won’t be speaking with you for several weeks. 【Season8 第14話 完】
November 1, 2015
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福山城。1853年、ペリー来航時の老中首座、安倍正弘の居城。《Season8-14-2》the One With the Secret Closet 初版・・・・2015年11月1日8-14-6151. Nobody knew what was behind it.152. And when they finally got it open, millions and millions of bugs came pouring out… and they feasted on human flesh!153. You know, it wouldn’t kill you to respect your wife’s privacy! 【SC ・・・・8】154. Stupid closet full of bugs!155. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I don’t-- Whoa!156. Whoa! Don’t worry. When my sisters were pregnant… they got Every weird feeling and it was always nothing.157. Really?158. Absolutely.159. But we’ll stop by the hospital just to be sure. I’ll page Ross.160. Okay, oh, God-- Ow.161. Oh, okay, Rach, look at me. Everything’s gonna be fine.162. Okay.163. Trust me. Take my hand. Here we go.164. Ow! Crushing bones!165. Good thing we’re going to a hospital. 【SC・・・・9】166. Hey. So?167. She’s fine.168. She was experiencing Braxton Hicks contractions.169. Mild discomfort in the uterine wall.170. Hmm.171. Mild discomfort? I take it you’ve had one of these Braxton thingies? 172. Everything is normal?173. Yes.174. There’s no danger to her or the baby?175. No.176. Contractions can be unnerving if you don’t know, but she’s fine.177. Thank you, doctor. And thank you for being nice and calm.178. Calm? I wasn’t calm! I’ve never been more scared in my life.179. You said everything was okay.8-14-7180. What do I know? I’m not a doctor.181. But everything is okay. I’m fine.182. You sure?183. Yes. I got half a mind to contract that doctor’s uterus.184. Mild discomfort! What’s he talking about?185. Is everything okay?186. Everything’s fine.187. Your page said, “Come to the hospital.” What happened?188. Something called Braxton Hicks contraction.189. Ugh, oh. Ha, ha.190. That’s no big deal. Most women don’t feel them.191. Okay, no uterus, no opinion.192. Hey, uh, what’s with the candy?193. When you beeped me I was at the concession stand at the movies.194. You went to the movies by yourself?195. No-- Mona!196. Oh, I gotta go back in there.197. Why? What’s wrong?198. Everything’s fine, I just gotta—199. No, really, tell me. What’s up?200. Look, I forgot my underwear.201. So thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital.202. Oh, hey, don’t worry about it. No big deal.203. But still, it should have been me. I’m the dad.204. If you have questions… here’s information on Braxton Hicks.205. Thanks.206. And by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in.207. You’re gonna make a wonderful father.208. Oh, uh….209. Hey, not as good as this guy. He brought Twizzlers. 【SC・・・・10】 Chap. 3210. There has got to be a way.211. Easy there, Captain Kirk.212. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?8-14-8213. Yeah.214. Oh, no, wait. I’m not a 9-year-old girl.215. Then why do you throw like one?216. Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.217. Oh, sure, “Monica.”218. So how’s the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?219. Really good. I should be ready to kill myself any day now.220. Well, you sure found that quick.221. I just wish I didn’t feel this way about Rachel.222. I wish things could go back to normal.223. I mean, I love living with her, and helping out with the baby is amazing.224. But now I think Ross feels left out.225. You know? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital… the doctor thought I was the father. God, you—226. You should have seen the look on Ross’ face.227. By the way, I have no idea what I’m doing here.228. For all I know, I’m locking it more.229. Hey, you try opening it with a credit card?230. That’s a good idea. Okay.231. Yeah.232. So, uh, Ross is kind of bummed, huh?233. Ugh.234. I ju-- I feel terrible.235. It’s not your fault.236. What are you gonna do, not take her to the hospital?237. You’re doing nothing wrong.238. Except for harboring an all-consuming love for the woman carrying his baby.239. Richard, if you’re in there, could you pass me my credit card? 【SC・・・・11】240. Hey.241. Hey.242. I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so 8-14-9good.243. No, no, I got that.244. So, um, what do you say we make it a weekly appointment?245. Okay.246. You should know though, I’ve um, raised my rates to $200 an hour.247. Okay.248. I mean 500.249. What?250. 600.251. What’s going on?252. Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged.253. Wha--?254. And it really freaked me out.255. After a while, I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.256. What? You’re crazy. There’s nothing sexual about the noises I make.257. Really? There’s nothing sexual about this?258. Oh, God! Oh, oh, oh!259. What are you looking at?260. I mean, hi.261. This is so embarrassing. I’m never gonna get massaged again.262. No, you can’t let this stop you from getting massages.263. Look, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do.264. Really?265. Well, not clients. Lovers.266. Let’s just-- We’ll try it again. Come back, and we’ll work through it.267. You sure?268. Yes.269. I guess.270. Great! Now, if you’ll just excuse me.271. So did you hear something you liked? 【SC・・・・12】272. Hey, Ross, check it out! I learned a new trick. Huh?8-14-10273. Hey, uh, I brought you some lunch.274. Oh!275. That’s so sweet of you. Oh, yum.276. Eh.277. Mm, mm.278. Did you put pickles on this?279. Well, yeah.280. What? What? Rach, what?281. What’s going on?282. I made her favorite, tuna with pickle.283. Pickle? Pickle makes her sick.284. Giving her pickle is like giving me salad.285. I’m sorry, I didn’t know. You gonna be okay?286. I’ll be fine.287. But someone make sure that sandwich is gone when I get out.288. I’m on it!289. I can’t believe this. I shouldn’t be the one making her throw up.290. Dude, relax. It could happen to anyone.291. Not to you. You know this stuff.292. I don’t know any of it and I’m the father.293. I just-- I wish I could be more involved, you know?294. Ugh.295. Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna.296. Hey, uh, can I talk to you guys for a second?297. Yeah.298. What’s up?299. Well-- Sit down. I wanna talk about our situation.300. Are you breaking up with us?301. The thing is… because I live with Rachel, I’m here for a lot of the stuff.302. Okay, and Ross….303. Ross is missing everything. So….304. Yeah?305. Maybe you two should live together.
November 1, 2015
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2013年8月、家族旅行3人。福山市で1泊。《Season8-14-1》The One With the Secret Closet 初版・・・・2015年11月1日8-14-11. Hey. What’s up?2. I left my guitar here again.3. Oh, okay. No problem.4. Okay. Here you go.5. Okay.6. Okay, um-- 7. What?8. You want to hang out or something?9. Phoebe, you caught me at a bad time.10. Oh, are you and Chandler--?11. Yes. Exactly.12. Okay. Want me to play for you?13. No.14. Hey, Pheebs, what’s up?15. You ask an intriguing question, Chandler Bing.16. Oh, my God! You’re getting a massage? You never let me massage you.17. Phoebe, I can explain.18. You told me you hate massages.19. Buy stamps. Pick up dry cleaning. Don’t let Phoebe in.20. I can’t believe this. How long has this been going on?21. Well, uh, Alexandra has—22. Oh, it has a name?23. Phoebe, don’t get upset.24. Okay. Oh, too late! I’m leaving. Come on, Chandler, let’s go.25. Well, I thought I’d—26. Yeah, what the hell. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 227. Okay, come on. One more push.28. Unh!29. Come on, we’re almost there.30. Joey, I’m so happy things worked out for us and we’re having this 8-14-2baby together.31. I love you so much.32. Oh, I love you too.33. Mm. I hope it’s not an inappropriate time to say this… but you’re the best sex I’ve ever had.34. That’s always appropriate.35. Ha, ha.36. Okay, come on, one more push. One more push.37. There we go.38. Here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations.39. I hope you’re a better father than you are a friend! 【SC・・・・3】40. Whoa! Aah, whoa.41. Joey!42. What, what?43. What’s going on? Uh….44. Feel this. Come feel my belly.45. The baby’s kicking for the first time. Please come feel.46. Really? Uh-- 47. Yes.48. You know what? Maybe, uh, you-- 49. Maybe you should come to me.50. I’m not wearing any bottoms.51. Oh, okay.52. Oh, my God.53. Aah!54. It’s unbelievable!55. Wow, she is kicking so much. She’s like, um….56. Who’s that kind of annoying girl soccer plyer?57. Mia Hamm?58. Mia Hamm!59. Oh! It’s amazing.60. Whoa. One hand on the sheet, Joe.61. Whoa, eh. Sorry.8-14-3 【SC・・・・4】62. Hey, babe.63. Hey, honey.64. We got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing. They don’t like us, do they?65. Who says you can’t get a nice punch bowl for under $6?66. Maybe we can take it back.67. Doesn’t say where it’s from.68. Where would we return it?69. How about to the street, from the balcony?70. Why don’t we just find a place for it?71. How about in that cabinet?72. That’s where we keep canned goods.73. Have you forgotten everything you learned in orientation?74. How about the closet by the bathroom?75. Oh. Okay. Why don’t you let me do it.76. No, no, no. I will do it.77. You have to relax and let your husband take care of things once in a while.78. It’s locked. You have to help me.79. Why is it locked?80. No reason. I keep private things in there.81. You know, I’ve been living here a while… and I’ve never seen what’s in that closet.82. What is in there?83. Feminine stuff.84. Don’t try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!85. Nothing in there concerns you. If you love me, you’ll just let it go.86. Fine.87. Thank you.88. Love you.89. Hello, Chandler. Lovely day, huh? You.90. If it helps, Alexandra’s only been massaging Monica for, like, three years.8-14-491. If! I said, if it helps.92. Why won’t you let me massage you?93. Uh, well, it’s-- I’d be self-conscious.94. You’re my friend. I’d be naked.95. We lived together for years. I’ve seen you naked.96. That’s different. We were roommates. And when?97. I’m curious about the human body.98. You can understand why this would be weird for me.99. I’m a professional and I’m really good.100. If you’re uncomfortable, we can stop. Just give me a change, okay? Please?101. Okay, if it means that much to you.102. It does. How would you feel if you couldn’t share your cooking?103. Or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldn’t teach us about dragons.104. Dinosaurs.105. Potato, “potato.” 【SC・・・・5】106. Hey.107. Ross, the baby’s kicking.108. What? It is?109. It’s not kicking right now.110. Although we would love to see you do that again.111. When was it kicking? What happened?112. Last night. I felt it. I went into Joey’s room, and he was sleeping.113. A dreamless sleep.114. My God, the baby’s kicking. That’s great.115. I wish I would have been there to feel the kicking for the first time.116. I got some stuff going on in here if you want to feel.117. I don’t want to miss any more baby stuff. Here’s my pager number.118. Anytime anything pregnancy-related happens, use it. I’ll be there.119. I don’t care if it’s 3 in the morning and you want ice cream.120. Wow. Can I get a copy of that?8-14-5 【SC・・・・6】121. Are you under the sheet?122. Yes.123. Great, let’s begin.124. How’s the pressure?125. Ah.126. It’s nice. Wow, Phoebe, you are good.127. Stating the obvious, but thank you.128. And it’s not weird, is it?129. No.130. That’s right, you just enjoy.131. Oh, yeah!132. Oh, oh!133. Oh, yeah!134. Okay.135. Oh, God, Phoebe!136. Oh, that’s it! That’s it, right there! Oh! 【SC・・・・7】137. I wasn’t trying to open your closet. I wasn’t trying, I swear.138. Wow. Monica runs a pretty tight ship here, doesn’t she? What are you doing?139. Monica has a secret closet. She won’t let me see what’s in it.140. Why not?141. I don’t know!142. What could she possibly be hiding in here what I can’t see?143. I don’t know. Ooh.144. I’ll bet it’s Richard.145. Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?146. Well, off the top of my head, uh… maybe she’s having her cake and eating it too.147. You being the “cake,” Richard being the “too.”148. Or….149. And here we go.150. I saw this movie once where there was a door.
November 1, 2015
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わが家のハロウィン。《Season8-13-3》The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath 初版・・・・2015年10月31日8-13-11313. Because it’s a relaxing and enjoyable time!314. What are you guys doing in here?315. Oh, my God.316. A friend he’s looking at differently, but it’s wrong.317. It’s Rachel!318. You like Rachel?319. It’s no big deal. Phoebe and I talked. It’s a crush. It’ll go away.320. Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles.321. Mazel tov.322. Hey. Oh, hi. Ross and I were looking for you.323. What are we all doing in here? Oh, my.324. Honey, cover it up with the boat.325. Hello?326. We’re all in here, and we’d love for you to join us!327. Well, hey! What’s going on? Oh, cool boat. Oh, no.328. Did you tell them?329. I waited for you.330. Tell us what?331. We’re having a girl.332. Oh, wow! Really? Oh, my God!333. I’ll get you later. 【SC・・・・12】334. All right. It’s a new day. And it’s just a crush.335. That’s all. Just a little crush. 336. All that worrying I was doing? That was crazy. Crazy. 337. Like my friend the bird here would say, “It was cuckoo!”338. Everything’s gonna be fine. It’s just a crush.339. Hi, sweetie.340. I love you. 【SC・・・・13】 Chap. 4341. It’s nice to do this together, isn’t it?342. Yeah. And what you’re doing feels so good.343. I’m not touching you.344. You’re not?8-13-12345. It’s the salts.346. Sweet Lord, new realms of pleasure.347. Wherever keeps you off the balcony, big guy. 【Season8 第13話 完】
October 31, 2015
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我が家のハロウィン。《Season8-13-2》The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath 初版・・・・2015年10月31日8-13-6156. They’re starting to effervesce.157. It’s different. It’s interesting.158. Let’s talk about something else.159. Yeah. Sure. So, what was going on with you today?160. I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey.161. He was talking about rules and right and wrong.162. I had the same conversation.163. What was he talking about?164. He hasn’t had this much trouble getting out words since he was in Macbeth. 165. That was a long night.166. What exactly did he say to you?167. He was talking about rules and looking at people differently.168. Not to me.169. What’d he tell you?170. He asked about you, me and London.171. And the glue that holds this all together, the rules.172. Okay. So you, me and London.173. Looking at people differently.174. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London.175. But what’d he mean by “rules”?176. Wait. He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in.177. He’s looking at her differently.178. Phoebe is his friend.179. That’d be breaking the rules.180. My God, he wants to do it with Phoebe in London!181. You guys?182. Um, just a minute!183. That’s Mrs. Tribbiani.184. You don’t say anything.185. Why would I? That two of our friends could start a great love affair?186. Thay’d have me to thank. Then we could all start having babies!187. I won’t let you say anything.8-13-7188. Stay here.189. Oh, God! 【SC・・・・7】190. Oh. I brought back your iron.191. You had that? I thought I lost it. I got a new one a month ago.192. Oh, just as well. I broke this one.193. What?194. Nothing.195. Okay.196. I really shouldn’t say. I’m really not supposed to.197. Fine.198. It’s a humdinger.199. Too bad you can’t tell me.200. Somebody likes you!201. Ugh. Is it Chandler?202. No!203. Then tell him to stop starting.204. It’s Joey.205. Really? Joey? You don’t say.206. Would you be interested?207. I don’t know, I don’t know.208. You know, I mean, on the one hand, “Mother, may I?”209. But, you know, on the other hand…210. No. No, I can’t. We’re friends.211. Oh, no. I don’t wanna risk what we have.212. I guess that makes sense. You think you’re gonna talk to him?213. Sure. I mean, it’s Joey. I don’t want him to get hurt.214. Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey.215. Not Chandler. Just Joey.216. Sure. 【SC・・・・8】Chap. 3217. Hi.218. Hey.219. You know what? I’m coming around on the name Ruth.8-13-8220. I’d consider naming our child that.221. Rach, I can’t tell you how much that means to me. Oh….222. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.223. You hated the name Ruth. Why would you change your mind?224. Unless you know we’re never gonna have to use it.225. You did see. You know it’s a boy!226. I didn’t see anything. I changed my mind.227. I don’t think so. You’re giving me Ruth… so you get to name him when it’s a boy.228. That’s when you’ll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.229. I would-- Sequoia!230. Veto.231. Fine.232. Unless you anticipated that I would figure all this out… and you know that it actually is a girl.233. And you really do want her to be named Ruth.234. Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!235. But, Ross, you want the name Ruth. 236. Not like this! 【SC・・・・9】237. Hey.238. Hey. What’s up?239. Um, Joey, I know.240. What?241. I know.242. What?243. I know about your feelings.244. Oh, my God, you do?245. I’m sorry. Things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but that’s rare.246. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for them.247. I mean, it’s Rachel, for God’s sakes.8-13-9248. For God’s sakes, it’s Rachel!249. I know! She’s not only my friend, she’s my pregnant friend.250. She’s my pregnant friend who’s Ross’ ex!251. Yeah, that’s Rachel. Beat me over the head with it.252. What am I gonna do? I keep trying to get rid of these feelings.253. I made a list of everything I don’t like about her.254. You wanna hear it?255. Yeah.256. “She made me switch to light mayo.” That’s it! That’s all I got!257. You know what? Tastes the same and my pants fit better.258. Joey, you’re getting upset for nothing.259. This is probably just a crush.260. You think?261. Absolutely. You get this rush of feelings, but it goes away.262. Yeah, just a crush. That’s all this is. It’s a crush!263. I’m Joey. I don’t get deep feelings.264. There you go. Crushes happen all the time.265. I’ve had them for all you guys. Except for Ross and Chandler.266. And I’m sure you’ve had them for us.267. Not really.268. Throw me a bone here. 【SC・・・・10】269. So I, uh-- I called the doctor.270. Now we both know the sex of the baby.271. What?272. That’s right. The student has become the master.273. Ross, I swear. I don’t know.274. Oh, come on, you know it’s a girl.275. A what?276. You really didn’t know?277. We’re having a girl?278. No.279. That’s what you said.280. No.8-13-10281. You said girl.282. Yes. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.283. I’m not! We’re having a girl!284. Sometimes I can’t believe it’s with you, but still, we’re having a girl!285. I know! You know what? I’m putting Ruth back on the table.286. Yes, we’ll have ourselves a little baby Ruth.287. Permission to veto.288. Yes, please. 【SC・・・・11】289. Hey.290. Do I smell essential oils?291. I’m gonna take a bath. I was gonna get a magazine.292. Okay.293. What do you think you’re doing?294. Leaving my troubles behind?295. You’re new at this, but this is unacceptable bath decorum.296. It’s so hard to care when you’re this relaxed.297. You can have the bath, but I am taking your boat.298. Now you’re just a girl in a tub.299. Hey!300. Hi, bubbles. Manly.301. I thought I’d let you know how it went.302. You told her?303. She pulled it out of me!304. She’s like a conversational wizard! How did it go?305. You were wrong. He doesn’t like me.306. What?307. How would you like it if I told you that Lee Majors liked you… and you found out that he didn’t like you? How would you feel?308. I don’t think I’d care.309. Really? Lee Majors is hot.310. Hello?311. We’re in the bathroom!312. Why?
October 31, 2015
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我が家のハロウィン。《Season8-13-1》The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath 初版・・・・2015年10月31日8-13-11. All right, it’s a new day. That stuff about Rachel?2. You don’t feel that now. It was crazy. You’re fine. You’re better than fine.3. You are, as your friend Tony would say, “Great!”4. Every thing’s normal. She’s just your friend, Rachel.5. Your friend, Rachel. Your friend. Rachel.6. Hi, sweetie.7. Hey, it’s your girlfriend, Rachel! 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 28. Hi.9. Are you--? Are you high?10. I had the most amazing bath.11. Really? I don’t like baths.12. You like them with me.13. Honey, it’s not the bath I enjoy. It’s the wet, naked lady.14. Baths are so relaxing.15. Really? What do you do?16. You just sit in there, stewing in your own fifth.17. How dirty do you think I am?18. If you had some candles and bubbles and music, you’d love it.19. It’d take all your stress away.20. It’s 2:00 on Wednesday, I’m watching Road Rules. How stressed am I?21. Hey, Chandler. I really need to talk to you.22. Oh, uh, yeah. Is this a cold pizza or a leftover-meat loaf talk?23. Well, neither.24. Oh, my God, what’s up?25. I don’t know. It’s just…. Lately, I’ve been feeling….26. Okay, here’s what it is. Heh.27. I feel a lot better. Thanks.28. Wait a minute. Just come back.29. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time.8-13-230. And sure, there are rules. But then you went to London.31. But that’s different. There are rules there too, know what I mean?32. Do you?33. It was different for you guys. You were both in the same place.34. In London.35. Yeah.36. Yes, when Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.37. This is a bad idea. Forget all about it.38. This conversation, between you and me.39. If that. 【SC・・・・3】40. Hi. Oh, Ross, don’t forget that doctor’s appointment.41. Right.42. To find out the sex of the baby?43. We don’t wanna know as long as it’s happy and healthy.44. Yep, healthy. And cute.45. And smart.46. Popular.47. With an aptitude for science.48. Are you talking about the same baby?49. Have you thought of names?50. Oh, yeah. I’ve come up with a bunch.51. Really? Me too.52. Me too.53. Really?54. Uh-huh.55. If it’s a girl, Phoebe. And if it’s a boy, Pheebo.56. Maybe. But it wouldn’t hurt to have a backup, you know?57. Rach, what were you thinking?58. Okay.59. Um, I was thinking if it’s a girl… how about Sandrene? It’s French.60. Huh.61. That’s a really pretty name for an industrial solvent.62. Hmm.8-13-363. Fine. What do you have?64. It’s for a boy.65. I know it’s a little out there, but… Darwin.66. Our child will be beaten in the schoolyard.67. Yeah, by Sandrene.68. You’re saying that because I said no to you.69. I’m really, really not.70. How about you each get five vetoes?71. All right.72. That sounds fair.73. I don’t think you’ll need it.74. If it’s a girl, Rain.75. Veto.76. Why?77. Rain? “Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.”78. I know her!79. I bought a homemade soap from her at a Dead show!80. Okay. How about for a guy, Thatcher?81. Why do you hate our child?82. Fine, you go.83. Okay. James.84. Huh.85. But only if it’s a girl.86. Oh, veto.87. I like Ruth. What about Ruth?88. Oh, I’m sorry. Are we having an 89-year-old?89. How about Dayton?90. Veto. Stewart.91. Veto. Sawyer.92. Veto. Helen.93. Veto.94. Is it me, or is Veto starting to sound really good? 【SC・・・・4】8-13-495. Hey.96. Boy, do I have a surprise for you.97. Sex on the balcony?98. No. But someone’s not gonna get over that idea.99. What?100. I drew you a bath.101. I don’t like baths. Could you draw me a picture of sex on the balcony?102. Try it for me. I used all my best stuff.103. I lit candles, I put on music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath.104. And got you this little plastic Navy ship! So it’s a boy bath.105. This does butch it up a bit.106. I swear, you will love it.107. If I do this, can we discuss balcony sex?108. Absolutely.109. But I know how that discussion’s gonna go.110. Who can say where the road goes?111. All right, this isn’t bad. I like the flowery smell.112. Which is okay, because I’ve got my boat.113. So?114. Oh, my God.115. I told you you were a bath person. Hey, maybe I can give you a facial.116. I’m gonna need a bigger boat. 【SC・・・・5】117. I don’t think you had an open mind about Ruth.118. Little Ruthie Geller? How cute is that?119. Oh, my God, I can practically hear the mahjong tiles.120. All your tests look fine. Are you interested in the sex of the baby?121. No, we’re not.122. You haven’t it right there?123. You know if it’s a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrene? Phoebe or Pheebo? 124. But if you don’t wanna know….8-13-5125. No, we wanna wait. Right?126. Right. Right.127. Oh, I’ll be right back.128. I know it’s really not my place… but please don’t name your child Pheebo.129. So, which of these babies is the ugliest?130. What? Rach, come on, that’s terrible.131. They’re babies. They’re all beautiful.132. Third one from the left?133. Yeah. Why is it starting at me?134. I think it knows I’m talking about it. Don’t you--? You’re looking!135. I didn’t!136. I saw you!137. Fine, I did, but I didn’t see anything.138. Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!139. But I didn’t-- 140. Don’t tell me! I don’t wanna know!141. I couldn’t, because I don’t know!142. I swear I didn’t see anything! It was just a momentary lapse.143. “Momentary lapse.” Don’t you have any self-control?144. Okay. A couple months late on the lecture, Ross. 【SC・・・・6】145. Hello?146. Can you come in here? There’s something wrong.147. You know what? I think I’ll wait out here.148. I’m in the bathtub.149. Oh.150. What’s wrong?151. I drew a bath, but I did it wrong.152. The water’s tepid, the salt didn’t dissolve and is now lodged places.153. And the scents I used don’t compliment each other. Eucalyptus and chamomile? Oh!154. What?155. Bath salts.
October 31, 2015
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熊本城。2014年8月。親子3人、家族旅行。《Season8-12-3》The One Where Joey Dates Rachel 初版・・・・2015年10月30日8-12-11normal.302. And then he turned around and it was Stephen Baldwin!303. Ooh, yeah. So you know exactly what I’m talking about.304. Totally! Wow.305. Ha-ha-ha.306. Would you excuse me for a sec?307. Yeah, sure.308. Eh. 【SC・・・・14】309. God, Phoebe! You’re on fire!310. I know!311. You can do it!312. Don’t touch me!313. Don’t touch her!314. All right, go left! Go right! Go right!315. I can’t! I can’t!316. No! You son of a—317. Phoebe!318. Oh, hi, Ben. No, don’t look at the machine! 【SC・・・・15】319. Aah! God! Thank God you’re home.320. I’m watching Cujo.321. Alone? 322. Yes! What is wrong with this dog?323. Did you get to the part… where they’re in the car and Cujo’s throwing himself at the windshield?324. No. No! Seriously, what’s wrong with the dog?325. What are you doing home? What happened to your date?326. Oh, uh, it didn’t work out.327. Want to watch the rest of the movie with me?328. Oh, uh, okay. Yeah.329. I never thought I’d say this about a movie… but I hope this dog dies.330. What are you doing over there? Come sit here. Protect me.8-12-12331. Oh. Sure, yeah. Why not?332. Okay.333. That’s him, that’s him! That’s Cujo!334. All right, I know.335. It’s gonna be okay.336. Oh, my God. What’s he gonna do now? I can’t watch.337. Ugh, seriously, how can you watch this? Aren’t you scared?338. Terrified. 【SC・・・・16】 Chap. 4339. So is everybody here? I got here a little early, myself.340. Let us begin.341. Now, the hadrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations.342. Here… and here.343. Now, as for the hadrosaurus…. 【Season8 第12話 完】
October 30, 2015
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熊本城。2014年8月。親子3人、家族旅行。《Season8-12-2》The One Where Joey Dates Rachel 初版・・・・2015年10月30日8-12-6151. Thank you.152. Ha, ha. Now, excuse me. I’m gonna go to the restroom.153. And now you’re watching me walk away.154. Yes, I am! Again, so simple. 【SC・・・・8】155. Hey.156. You’re not gonna believe what I did today.157. Clearly wasn’t showering or shaving.158. I got good. I played this game all day, and now I rule at it.159. They should change the name of it to “Ms. Chandler.”160. Although, I hope they don’t.161. You stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man… while I went off to work like some chump?162. Uh-huh. I got the top ten scores. I erased Phoebe off the board. High-five!163. What is the matter with your hand?164. I been playing for eight hours.165. It’ll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores.166. And also, look at the initials. They’re dirty words.167. Chandler, why would you do that?168. Because it’s awesome.169. You think this is clever?170. They only give you three letters, so after A-S-S, it is a challenge.171. This one’s not dirty.172. It is when you put it together with that one.173. Oh. Heh.174. If you don’t clear this off, you won’t get one of those from me.175. Ben’s coming over here tomorrow. This can’t be there.176. He won’t know what they mean.177. He’s 7, not stupid.178. Have you talked to him lately?179. Look, I’m gonna unplug it.180. No, no! I’ll have nothing to show for my day.181. It’ll be like I was at work.8-12-7182. Hey, look! It’s still there!183. This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM chip in it or something!184. You gotta beat your scores.185. With the claw?186. Fine, I’ll do it. We gotta get this off the screen.187. Carol’s still upset that you taught him “Pull my finger.”188. Pull my finger. My hand is messed up! 【SC・・・・9】189. I am not gonna answer that.190. Oh, come on. Just pick one.191. Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross… if you had to-- If you had to, who would you punch?192. No one. They’re my friends. I wouldn’t punch any of them.193. Chandler?194. Yeah, but I don’t know why.195. I’m having a wonderful time!196. Me too.197. Hey, Rach, can I just say… I think this is the best date I ever had.198. I know!199. I’ve never laughed so hard. Did you see the wine come out my nose?200. Yes. Joey, I think everybody saw the wine come out of your nose.201. I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of a date so much.202. That’s because you have never been on a date with me before.203. Huh.204. All right. Now don’t judge me.205. I normally wait till my date leaves, but you live here.206. I’m ripping into the swan.207. Okay, well then, you don’t judge me.208. I’m gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before.209. Mm. Mm.210. So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end-of-the-night moves?8-12-8211. Uh, well, if I want the girl to kiss me… first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible.212. How do you do it?213. Now you can’t tell anyone, but, uh… I put on shiny lip balm.214. Oh, my God.215. Like a moth to a flame, I’m telling you.216. Okay, all right, so now you go.217. No, I don’t want to tell you.218. Why not?219. It’s embarrassing.220. More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?221. I didn’t say raspberry before, did I?222. Just tell me, Rach. Just tell me.223. Ha, ha.224. Okay. All right, stand up.225. Well, when we’re at the door… I lightly press my lips against his.226. Then move into his body, just for a second.227. And then I make this cound:228. Mmm.229. I know it doesn’t sound like anything, but it works.230. Oh, yeah. That would work, yeah.231. All right, I gotta go to bed. I had such a wonderful time.232. Mwah.233. Oh, yeah.234. Me too. 【SC・・・・10】 Chap. 3235. You were 50 minutes late to the class? Did you crawl there?236. No, I ran, okay? It’s really far.237. When did people stop understanding “Get the hell out of my way”?238. Why didn’t you take a cab?239. Ugh. Between the traffic and one-way streets, it’d take me twice as long.240. Besides, I teach the class three times a week. Who am I, Rockefeller?8-12-9241. You’re not gonna be able to keep doing this.242. I have to. If I don’t, they’ll take the class away from me.243. And I already put it in my family newsletter.244. Your what?245. You’ve seen it, The Geller Yeller.246. Right. Wow.247. Besides, I figured out a faster route. I’m sure I can make it this time.248. I just can’t be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars.249. Hey.250. Hi!251. Hey, remember, um, last night when we were talking about Cujo?252. Oh, yeah, I can’t believe you haven’t seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?253. Relax, it’s not like it’s Citizen Kane.254. Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane?255. Yeah, I know. It’s really boring.256. But it’s a big deal.257. Yeah.258. Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime.259. Well, yeah, all right. Let’s do it tonight.260. Don’t you have that big date tonight?261. Oh, right.262. Hey, Joey, can I ask you something?263. Yeah.264. After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?265. Oh, my God. You did too? It freaked me out. What was that?266. I don’t know.267. I’m kind of thinking it was the lobster.268. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the lobster.269. I was up sick all night.270. Yeah, me too. All night.271. Really? How come we didn’t cross paths?272. Yeah, well, that’s because, uh… I stayed in my room.8-12-10273. Yeah, you don’t want to look in my hamper. 【SC・・・・11】274. Okay, I got that.275. I’ll escape there. I’ll come back here.276. All right. Come on, Ms. Pac-Man-- 277. Well, you’re just a little bitch, aren’t you?278. Hey, you guys?279. I’m sorry that I was hogging the game before.280. Oh, my God, your friends have some unfortunate initials.281. They’re all Chandler.282. Chandler sucks.283. He couldn’t have gotten this good.284. I did.285. But it came at a price.286. Ugh.287. Ben’s coming, and he can’t see this.288. Come on, by age 7, kids have already seen orgies.289. Was it just me? 【SC・・・・12】290. Yes, I made it! I’m on time!291. Agh.292. Okay, why don’t we all, uh… open our books to page 23… where… Where you will see a, uh… a bunch of, uh, red spots.293. Okay, why don’t, uh, you all start to read, while I …. 【SC・・・・13】294. Hey, are you all right? You seem a little distracted.295. No, no, I’m fine. It’s just….296. Hey, can I ask you something?297. Have you ever looked at someone that you’ve known for a while… and suddenly seen them in a different way?298. You mean like from behind?299. Yeah. Yeah. That’s exactly it.300. You know what?301. One time I saw this guy from behind, and he seemed totally
October 30, 2015
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熊本城。2014年8月。親子3人、家族旅行。《Season8-12-1》The One Where Joey Dates Rachel 初版・・・・2015年10月30日8-12-11. Hey, I got you a present!2. Oh, my goodness, where did you hide it?3. I got it for your wedding, I ordered it weeks ago and it finally got here!4. Pheebs, you didn’t have to get us anything for our-- 5. I love it! It’s huge! Let’s open it! Open it!6. It’s a Ms. Pac-Man machine!7. Oh, my God!8. I didn’t know where to put it so I left.9. We can put it in the guest bedroom.10. Yeah, okay.11. I kind of like it here.12. Do you really like it?13. Are you kidding? I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade.14. This was, like, my second favorite game.15. What was your first?16. I don’t really remember the name of it.17. Well, what did it do?18. Well, you’d put a quarter in, pull some handles and win a candy bar.19. A vending machine?20. Hey, don’t feel bad for me. I won every time! 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 221. Hey! I’m so glad you guys are here.22. I’ve been dying to tell someone what happened in the paleontology department. 23. Do you think he saw us, or can we still slip out?24. Professor Newman, the head of the department, is retiring, so….25. They made you head of the department!26. No, I get to teach his advanced class!27. Why didn’t I get head of the department?28. Oh, hey, Rach, listen, um….29. Yeah.8-12-230. I got a big date. Do you know a good restaurant?31. Uh, Paul’s Café. It’s got great food and it’s really romantic.32. Ooh. Great, thanks.33. And then after, you could take her to the Four Seasons for drinks.34. Or go downtown and listen to some jazz.35. Or dancing. Oh, take her dancing!36. You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex I’ll tell you.37. Agh, I miss dating. Getting dressed up, going to a fancy restaurant.38. I’m not gonna be able to do that for so long. And it’s so much fun.39. Not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a 16-pound baby is not fun.40. Hey, you know what? Why don’t I take you out?41. What? You don’t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.42. Yes, I do. We’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time.43. I’ll take your mind off of childbirth, and C-sections… and giant baby heads stretching out-- 44. Okay, I’ll go with you. I’ll go.45. It will be fun.46. All right. Okay. 【SC・・・・3】47. No, no! Yes!48. Aw, would you look at that, Monica?49. I knocked off all your top scores. How sad.50. Okay, I’m next.51. No, don’t start another game. I’m next! Phoebe?52. I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over all the winning.53. Chandler! Phoebe’s hogging the game.54. Who cares? It’s a stupid game.55. Oh, you only think it’s stupid because you suck at it.56. I don’t suck. It sucks.57. You suck.58. If this game is gonna cause problems between you… maybe I should keep it.8-12-359. No, I love it. It is a great present.60. In fact why don’t you go home and wait for the “Thank You” card?61. Why do you want to play so badly?62. Yeah, it’s not like it spits out… a Clark Bar after every game.63. Okay. Phoebe, that’s it. Out of the chair. Come on. Out of the chair.64. Phoebe! 【SC・・・・4】65. Joey, could you get that?66. Ugh, Joey….67. What? I thought you were in your room.68. No, I’m picking you up for our date. These are for you.69. Oh, lilies. They’re my favorite. Thank you.70. And a brownie.71. Well, half a brownie.72. Actually, it’s just a bag.73. It’s a long walk from the flower shop and I was starting to feel faint, so….74. Oh, man, this is so great!75. I actually feel like I’m going on a real date.76. With a hint of morning sickness and I’m wearing underwear that goes up to about… there.77. Hey, come on. This is a real date. Uh….78. So, nice place you got here.79. Foosball, huh? Pizza box.80. Oh, a subscription to Playboy. My kind of woman.81. Actually, that’s my roommate’s.82. I’d like to meet him. He sounds like a standup guy.83. But he’s very protective of me… so you’d better watch yourself.84. Ah.85. Hey, so, this roommate of yours, is he good-looking?86. Mm-hm.87. Oh, yeah.88. Must be tough to keep your hands off him.8-12-489. Ha, ha.90. Yeah, but I’m pretty sure he’s gay.91. No! No, he’s not! Why are you trying to ruin the game? 【SC・・・・5】92. Which brings us back, of course, to Greely’s Theory of Dominance.93. That’s it for today.94. Oh, uh, does anyone know where the Freeman Building is?95. Yeah, it’s the new building on Avenue A.96. What? That’s across town.97. I’m supposed to teach a seminar there in 10 minutes.98. Ooh, dude, that’s not gonna happen.99. Move it. Move it. Move it!100. Hey! I’m the teacher! 【SC・・・・6】101. Hello.102. Sorry I’m a little late. Uh—103. Whoa, a lot late.104. Uh, well, let me start by, uh, introducing myself.105. I’m, uh, Professor Geller.106. So to sum up… I’m Professor Geller. Good job today. 【SC・・・・7】107. Now, the filet mignon, what comes with that?108. A side of steamed vegetables.109. Mm.110. Instead of the vegetables… is there any way that I could substitute the, um… three-pound lobster?111. You know what? Bring her both.112. And I’ll have the same.113. Wow, this is shaping up to be a pretty good date.114. Oh, I almost forgot. I didn’t pay you the rent.115. Whoa, whoa, whoa, no roommate stuff. We’re on a date.116. Okay. Wow, so I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date.117. Do you have any moves?118. No, I’m just myself, and if they don’t like me for-- 8-12-5119. I’m sorry, I couldn’t even get through that.120. I knew it. Come on, tell me your moves.121. Uh, all right. Um….122. Well….123. I start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.124. Oh, my God. And that works?125. It does when you combine it with, “This is embarrassing. I just want to have a normal life.”126. Aw, you poor little famous man.127. Mm-hm.128. Oh, okay, how about this one?129. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you… but you’re just so beautiful, I don’t think I can.130. Oh, my God! Ha.131. Wow, that was fantastic! I almost leaned in. I really almost did.132. All right, so tell me one of your moves.133. All right. Ahem.134. So where’d you grow up? 135. That’s your move?136. Boy, Rach, you’re lucky you’re hot.137. Come on, just answer the question.138. Ugh. Queens.139. And so were you close to your parents?140. With my mom. Not so much my dad.141. Why not?142. I don’t know. I guess there’s just always been this distance.143. I mean, we both try to pretend it’s not there, but it is.144. Mm.145. It’s gotta be rough.146. It is. Yeah, it’s really tough. You know, sometimes I think….147. Wow!148. Nice move!149. Uh-huh.150. “Where’d you grow up?” So simple.
October 30, 2015
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2011年12月末。別府。《Season8-11-3》The one With Ross's Step Forward 初版・・・・2015年10月29日8-11-11304. Please promise me that you’ll never leave me… that we’ll grow old together, and be with each other the rest of our lives.305. I promise.306. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?307. Ooh, I don’t know if we’re there yet. 【SC・・・・13】308. Yes, I’d like to order a pizza. Can I ask you a question?309. Is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very “Abercrombie & Fitch.”310. I’ll call you back.311. Who was that?312. Just the pizza place.313. You hung up on the pizza place?314. I don’t hang up on your friends.315. Sorry, I’m just having a rough day.316. Oh. What’s wrong?317. Oh, you really don’t wanna hear about it.318. Then why did I ask?319. Okay. It’s just that this is really embarrassing.220. But lately with this pregnancy thing… I’m just finding myself….321. How do I put this? Um….322. Erotically charged.323. Is that college talk for “horny”?324. Yeah. So, you know, I have all of these feelings… and I don’t know what to do about them.325. Because I can’t date like a normal person.326. Which is fine, I don’t need a relationship.327. All I really want is one great night. Just sex.328. You know? No strings attached. No relationship.329. Just with someone I feel comfortable with and who knows what he’s doing.330. For just one great night. I mean, is that really so hard… to find?331. So how was your day?8-11-12332. Good. I, uh, saw a pretty big pigeon.333. I gotta get up early, and it’s almost 7:00.334. Yeah, I gotta go to my room too.335. Okay, good night.336. Good night!337. I can’t do it!338. I didn’t ask you to!339. You’re Rachel!340. You’re Joey!341. You’re my friend! Yeah.342. Right back at you.343. Plus, it would be wrong, and weird and bad!344. So bad! I don’t know what you’re talking about. I didn’t ask you to do anything.345. I know!346. You wanna do it?347. No!348. Me neither, I’m just testing you!349. That’s the end of this conversation!350. This conversation never happened.351. Never happened.352. Good night.353. Good night!354. Get back in there! 【SC・・・・14】 Chap. 4355. Hi. Listen, ahem, I’m sorry about that whole thing with Roger.356. It really wasn’t right, and I wanna make it up to you.357. So, um, I brought you something… that I think you’ll really enjoy. Okay.358. Now this is just a loan, okay? I’m gonna want him back. So….359. I’m gonna go now.360. I’m sorry, I thought I could do it, and I can’t. 【Season8 第11話 完】
October 29, 2015
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2011年12月末。別府。《Season8-11-2》The One With Ross's Step Forward 初版・・・・2015年10月29日8-11-6150. Okay, even this is turning me on.151. Hey.152. Oh, hey.153. Hey, Ross. How’s it going with you and Mona?154. You guys still together?155. Oh, yeah, we’re moving forward. You’ll be getting our card.156. You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?157. We’re not just doing a card.158. She also wants to have the conversation about where the relationship is going.159. Ugh, women.160. I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation, huh?161. No self-respecting man would ask a woman, “So where is this going?”162. Uh, Ross, you asked me that.163. Hey, you were a closed book, okay? I’m not a mind reader!164. Besides, I hate those conversations. I’m horrible at them, really.165. Maybe I need some kind of a gesture.166. Something that says we’re moving forward without having to talk about it.167. Like asking her to move in with you?168. Wha--? Ha. Smaller than that.169. Making her a mix tape?170. Uh, bigger than that.171. Give her a key to your apartment.172. Whoa, hello. We were closer with the tape.173. Have you said “I love you”? Say, “I love you.”174. I don’t-- I don’t think I’m quite there yet.175. But, oh, I could say, “I love spending time with you.”176. No, we hate that.177. That is a slap in the face.178. Oh, forget it. You know what? I’ll just have the conversation.179. I’ll just say, “I like things the way they are,” and hope for the best.180. What do you think, Rach?8-11-7181. I think if it was a little colder in here… I could see your nipples through that sweater. 【SC・・・・7】182. Bing, we’re all set for tonight. 8:00.183. Oh, uh, as it turns out, we can’t do it. Monica has to work.184. Oh. My ex-wife didn’t work.185. Unless you call turning into her mother “work.”186. Now, fine. Tomorrow night, then.187. Oh, uh, well, tomorrow’s no good for her, either.188. Oh? Why not?189. It’s the semifinals… of her… bocce ball tournament.190. Ahem.191. What’s going on, Bing?192. Does, uh, your wife have a problem with me, or something?193. Well now you’re just talking crazy.194. Then why can’t the three of us go out together?195. Because, uh, we split up.196. Monica and I split up.197. Hold me.198. Good God, Bing.199. Well, I can’t say I’m altogether surprised.200. I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there.201. And the way she looked at me, pure lust.202. What would help me through this tough time… is choking someone. Can I choke you?203. Bing, my boy, we’re gonna get you over this.204. Here’s the plan: Grab your coat, we’re going to a strip club!205. Oh, no, Monica would freak.206. But to hell with that bitch! 【SC・・・・8】207. Here we go.208. Ah, Mona, um… I think it’s time we had a conversation about where things are with us.209. Yeah, I think I suggested that.8-11-8210. Heh. Uh, we are so—211. So, um… well, I really like you.212. And I love, um, you know, hanging out with you.213. And I’m having a lot of fun.214. Okay.215. I mean, there’s no point in spending time with someone if it’s just fun.216. It’s gotta be going somewhere, right?217. Ha, ha.218. So where is it going?219. Ah.220. That’s the real question.221. And the answer is… it’s going somewhere… fun.222. I know what you’re thinking. Fun was fine for you 10 years ago.223. Ha-ha-ha.224. But you’re not getting any younger.225. No, I mean, not you. Not you. You are getting younger!226. You look like you’re getting younger by the second. What’s your secret?227. I’m sorry, so, uh, where are we?228. Well, to sum up:229. We’re having fun. You look young.230. Okay—231. But that’s not enough.232. So, heh, so… here’s a key to my apartment.233. Really?234. Really.235. You don’t think this is too fast?236. Mm-mm. 【SC・・・・9】237. You gave her a key to your apartment?238. Not just a key, I gave her the only key!239. I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.240. Oh, Ross, How’d the conversation go?8-11-9241. Great. I live on the street.242. Where?243. Hey!244. Hi.245. Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.246. Hi, Roger.247. Hi, Roger.248. Hi.249. So, um, I’m gonna get us some drinks.250. Okay.151. Could you help me?152. Yeah, okay.153. Um, he’s here to have sex with you.154. What?155. You’re welcome.156. Phoebe, no!157. It’s okay. He’s a virgin.158. Rachel, um, I was talking to this guy… and I think he’ll have sex with you.159. Okay—160. Yeah, okay. Let’s leave these two alone.161. Aah!162. No. I don’t care what my hormones are doing.163. I’m not gonna just do it with some random guy.164. Fine. Then you tell Roger. He was really looking forward to this. 【SC・・・・10】165. Ooh, Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together.166. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls, huh?167. That’s all right, sir. And that’s just one girl.168. Bing, what’s this?169. It’s a hand. It’s a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.170. No, it’s a wedding ring. You gotta get rid of it.171. We’re gonna go to the East River and throw it in!172. Oh, no, no, no!8-11-10173. Yeah, yeah!174. I did, and I felt a hell of a lot better!175. If you whip it right, you might hit a seagull in the head. 【SC・・・・11】176. Okay. Oh, I’m gonna need a bunch of extra keys.177. Apparently, I give them away for no reason at all.178. Hey, Ross, what’s going on? You changing the lock?179. No, heh.180. That guy is.181. I don’t understand.182. You give me a key to your apartment and then change the lock?183. Uh….184. Good luck, buddy.185. Um, I thought we were moving forward.186. And now you’re sending me all these mixed signals.187. What are you trying to tell me?188. I’m trying to tell you… I made you a mix tape.189. What?190. I love you.191. Oh! Aww!192. Heh, oh.193. And I love spending time with you. 【SC・・・・12】194. Hi, honey, I’m home.195. From the tequila factory?196. It was awful.197. To get out of dinner with Doug, I told him you and I split up.198. So he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars.199. And when I wouldn’t give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird.200. Come here. I can breathe through my mouth.201. Know what the worst part was?202. I got to see what my life would be like without you.203. It was like It’s a Wonderful Life with lap dances.
October 29, 2015
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2011年12月末。別府。《Season8-11-1》The One With Ross’s Step Forward 初版・・・・2015年10月29日8-11-11. Phoebe.2. Yeah?3. Look at that guy by the window. Wow!4. He’s awfully short. And I think he’s talking to himself.5. And to be completely honest, he’s not that good in bed.6. Ugh, what is wrong with me lately? It’s, like, every guy I see.7. Look at that guy, for example.8. Normally that’s not someone that I would be attracted to.9. But right now, with the way I’m feeling… all I wanna do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.10. Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?11. Yeah.12. This is completely normal.13. Around the fourth month, your hormones go crazy.14. Really? So this happened to you?15. Absolutely, yeah.16. And keep in mind, I was carrying triplets.17. So in medical terms, I was thrice as randy.18. Wow, this explains so much.19. Last weekend, I went from store to store, sitting on Santas’ laps.20. Yeah, I remember trying to steal… a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Footlocker.21. Ugh.22. Yeah, ugh.23. I go see my doctor tomorrow. I’ll ask her about this.24. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.25. Yeah, that’s what you need. A good pill. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 226. Hey.27. Hey.28. Hey.8-11-229. Hi.30. Look, I got our pictures developed.31. Oh, great. Joey, wanna check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?32. Oh, uh, ordinarily I would love to, but I am just swamped right now.33. Where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?34. Oh, yeah. Probably at the end.35. Oh, my God. All he took were pictures of my breasts!36. I’m missing picture time?37. You know, she has a face, Ross.38. Okay, here’s a good one of us.39. Wow, that is a good one.40. Wow, it looks like a holiday card… with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow. Heh.41. Every year I say I’ll send cards and I never do it.42. Do you wanna send this one out together?43. Together? Like, to people?44. Yeah, “Happy Holidays, from Mona and Ross.” It’ll be cute. Okay?45. Heh. Uh, okay.46. Oh, I gotta get to work. Call me later?47. Sure.48. Bye, guys.49. Bye.50. Bye.51. Yeah.52. Congratulations! You just got married!53. I know. Can you believe that?54. I’m sorry. What’s the big deal about a holiday card?55. Married couples send out cards. Families send out cards.56. People who’ve been dating a few months do not send out cards. Is she crazy?57. Hey, hey, hey. That’s your wife you’re talking about. 【SC・・・・3】 8-11-358. Bing! Ho, and the Bingette!59. Ah, heh.60. Honey, you remember my boss, Doug.61. Yes. Hi.62. So, good news, the divorce is final. I signed the papers this a.m.63. I didn’t know you were getting a divorce. I’m sorry.64. Heh, sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap.65. Hey! Congratulations to you guys.66. Heh. No leg-chewing for us.67. Well, give it time.68. So! The divorce, the marriage, we got a lot to celebrate.69. How about we go out to dinner tomorrow night?70. I can’t think of anything we’re doing.71. Why can’t I think of anything we’re doing?72. Tomorrow night it is. I should be out of court by 6.73. They keep throwing sexual harassment cases at me… and I keep knocking them out of the park! Ha-ha-ha.74. Okay, see you tomorrow.75. Just so you know, we’re not seeing him tomorrow.76. I cannot spend another evening with that man.77. Remember how he behaved at our wedding?78. No.79. Because he wasn’t invited.80. Because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.81. Oh, yeah. Boy, urine cuts right through an ice sculpture, doesn’t it? 【SC・・・・4】82. Hi!83. Hey.84. Hey, I went by the photo shop. Take a look.85. Here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?86. Huh. Wow, this is great.87. Now, do you think it should say, “Love, Ross and Mona”?88. Well, we haven’t said that to each other yet… but I guess it’s okay to say it to other people.8-11-489. How many did you want? I’m getting 100.90. A hundred? Ha-ha-ha.91. Well, I, uh, guess I’ll take, uh….92. Mona?93. Uh, I don’t-- I’m not sure about the whole, uh, card thing.94. Really? Why not?95. Sending out a holiday card together?96. I just don’t know if we’re really quite there yet.97. I didn’t think of it that way. You’re right. You’re right.98. So can I ask you a question?99. Yeah.100. Where are we?101. Huh?102. You know, where are we? Where is this relationship going?103. Hmm.104. I mean, I love spending time with you. I hope we’re moving forward.105. We should talk about that, don’t you think?106. Let’s do the card!107. What?108. The card! I think we’re there.109. Okay, but I still think we should have this conversation.110. Really? I mean, even with the card? 【SC・・・・5】111. Hi.112. Hi.113. Just so you know, Dr. Long can’t be here today. She was called to the hospital. 114. So Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.115. Okay. Can I ask you a question?116. Was it me, or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Heh.117. You know who I’m talking about? Bowl haircut, hairy fingers?118. Hi, Rachel. I’m Dr. Schiff.8-11-5119. Yes, you are.120. So how’s it going?121. Oh, it’s really good. But enough about me! Come on. Heh.122. Where are you from? What do you do?123. I’m a doctor.124. Right. I meant… you know, in your spare time. Do you cook? Ski?125. Or hang out with your wife or girlfriend?126. Uh, I don’t have a wife or girlfriend, but I do ski.127. I love to ski! How amazing is this?128. Are you experiencing any discomfort?129. No, I’m very comfortable.130. Any painful gas?131. No!132. Ew, Dr. Schiff! What kind of question is that?133. Okay, then. Would you like to lie down on the table?134. Would you like me to lie down on the table?135. Sorry, is there something going on here?136. Do you feel it too? 【SC・・・・6】137. Hi.138. Oh, hey. So… how did your doctor’s appointment go?139. Well, let’s see.140. Uh, they gave me “cute boy” doctor today.141. In the middle of the exam I put my pinkie in his chin dimple.142. Oh, my God!143. Why did you do that?144. Okay, remember that problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy?145. Oh, yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase.146. Oh, man. You were so hard up, you practically came on to me.147. You wish!148. Hey, I could’ve had you if I wanted you.149. Oh, yeah? Come and get it.
October 29, 2015
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《Season8-10-3》The One With Monica's Boots 初版・・・・2015年10月28日8-10-11303. I don’t have your boots.304. I don’t either. Where are they?305. Why don‘t you check in one of my saddlebags… while I chew on a bale of hay?306. Okay. My God, we gotta go back and get them!307. Are you seriously ever gonna wear the boots again?308. Okay, I’ll never wear them again. I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye.309. Know what? You can say goodbye to the tan ones.310. Okay. All right. Unh.311. Okay.312. Bye, boots. Wait! Half off! 【SC・・・・12】313. Joey, because they’re not getting married… doesn’t mean this is a disaster.314. Maybe they have a plan.315. Oh. Oh! Okay, let’s hear their plan.316. What’s the future look like for Dina and Bobby?317. Well, I really have high hopes for my band.318. You were right. He is funny.319. Wait! I bet when you told people you wanted to act, they laughed at you.320. Bobby, tell us a little about your band.321. It’s just me and my pal, Rooster. The band’s name is Numbnuts.322. Really?323. Dina, if you’re having a baby, you should be married.324. Even if it is to Bobby. Dude, that’s not a compliment.325. I knew you wouldn’t be supportive.326. What are you gonna do?327. You’re gonna have the baby and raise it by yourself, without a husband?328. You can’t be a single mother alone! You’re gonna ruin your life!329. Excuse me. Am I ruining my life?330. No, no, it’s different for you.8-10-12331. You’re strong and together.332. You’re not some dumb kid who doesn’t know what she’s doing.333. Excuse me?334. One pregnant woman at a time, please!335. I just want you to be okay.336. Forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?337. Maybe.338. Yeah. So, uh, what kind of music does Numbnuts--?339. Ah, forget it! I can’t!340. Joey, I am scared to death about this.341. But I think I can do it. I just need some help.342. And Bobby’s gonna be here the whole time.343. You bet I am.344. To answer your earlier question, we’re straight-up gangster rap.345. Rachel’s told me how much easier you’ve made this on her.346. Why can’t you do that for me?347. Because!348. Because you’re my baby sister!349. And you’re my big brother.350. I mean, you’re my favorite guy in the whole world.351. I’m not even scared to tell Mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.352. I’d be scared of them, but all right.353. I can’t stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me.354. I want him to have his uncle.355. Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?356. Of course he’s gonna have his Uncle Joey.357. We’ll be all right. Even if we’re not married, this baby is gonna be so loved.358. And not just by us.359. That’s right.360. By his uncle too.361. And by you.362. Okay, Bobby, come over here and let them have a little moment, 8-10-13okay?363. Come here!364. No, seriously, what’s wrong with you? 【SC・・・・13】 Chap. 4365. You’re gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!366. Oh, my God, I do love you! How did you do it?367. Well, let’s just say: Ross can!368. Ohh!369. Where are the seats?370. Middle balcony.371. Would you say that that’s more than 50 yards away… from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?372. Yeah.373. Then that’s not breaking the law!374. I’m there! 【Season8 第10話 完】
October 28, 2015
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《Season8-10-2》The One With Monica's Boots 初版・・・・2015年10月28日8-10-6 【SC・・・・6】150. I can’t go in there. I can’t tell him.151. It’ll be okay. He’s been incredibly supportive of me.152. And if he gets a little upset, that’s what the meatball sub is for.153. Thank you.154. Okay.155. Hey! It’s my fashion girls!156. What’s wrong?157. Why don’t you sit down?158. Dina has something that she wants to tell you.159. Oh. What’s going on? Is it Mom?160. Is she sick? Is it Dad’s heart? Is that a sandwich?161. Joe, Mom and Dad are fine.162. Is that a sandwich?163. Joey, there’s something that you should know. Dina?164. I’m pregnant.165. What?166. Now. Give him the sandwich. Give him the sandwich!167. Obviously, this is a mistake. You can’t be pregnant.168. You have to have sex to get pregnant.169. Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25, like you did.170. What? Dina—171. Bub!172. Sh—173. I can’t believe this! You’re the good one. You went to college.174. Both years!175. Who did this to you?176. Bobby Corso. But he’s a real nice guy.177. I like him a lot. He’s real funny.178. You got pregnant for “funny”?179. Dina, if he’s funny, laugh!180. I’ll be back in a while. Stay here!181. Why?182. I can’t look at you right now.8-10-7183. Wow.184. I know. 【SC・・・・7】 Chap. 3185. Oh, there you are, Ben.186. Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?187. I heard you have a problem with a boy in your class.188. And so I thought I’d just come down here… I’d sit you both down, have a talk and make it all okay.189. Now, um, the boy’s name is Sting’s son.190. Jack? I hate him. He’s a jerk.191. Now, Ben, sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside… but they have famous fathers.192. I have to go. My friend Doug is waiting for me.193. Him you’re friends with.194. Excuse me, can I help you with something?195. Yes. Yes you can. I’m looking for Jack’s parents.196. Are you with a student?197. Uh-huh. I’m with Ben. 198. Are you one of Ben’s mothers?199. I am one of Ben’s mothers.200. I’m a lesbian.201. It was difficult coming out to my parents.202. Heh, well, hi. I’m Jenny Boon. I’m the new teacher here.203. Oh.204. I’ve only met your partner, Carol.205. Ah! Okay, that would make me Susan.206. Heh.207. Right. Are you looking for Jack’s parents to discuss… the problems he’s having with Ben? Yeah.208. I think the parents should sit down together and converse.209. Yeah, let’s do that!210. That sounds good. We should sit and talk.211. Just me, my lover, Carol, and the Stings.212. How will I get in touch with them?8-10-8213. Their number’s on the contact sheet.214. Uh-huh. Um, could I get a copy of that? Carol threw it out. She lost ours.215. She’s such a scatterbrain. But, man, what a hot piece of ass. 【SC・・・・8】216. That wasn’t bad.217. I didn’t know there’d be dancing.218. That was a fun surprise!219. I don’t see any, uh, cabs. We should walk.220. No, we can’t walk.221. It’s, like, 15 blocks to the subway. Let’s go.222. Do you think we can get to the subway if we climb through that manhole cover?223. What’s going on?224. I can’t walk, okay? Okay?225. These boots were a huge mistake.226. What?227. You were right. I never should’ve bought them.228. They’re killing me, one toe at a time.229. I was right. This is what it feels like to be right.230. It’s oddly unsettling.231. How are will gonna get home? Maybe a piggyback ride?232. Hop on.233. Okay, wait. Give me a second.234. Let me just get my boots off first.235. Ow.236. Oh, God.237. Honey, I know you’re in pain right now, but I’m a little turned on. 【SC・・・・9】238. Do you worry that you’ll be walking and your baby will slip out?239. What college was that, Dina?240. Oh, my God! Bobby?241. Hi, Dina. Good to see you.242. Joey, what are you doing?8-10-9243. Just what needs to be done.244. Dearly beloved, we’re gathered here—245. Ugh, Joey, this is crazy.246. Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to God!247. Where were we? Do you take this man--?248. No!249. Oh, you’ll take him.250. No I won’t!251. Hey, you don’t get a say.252. Yes I do.253. Ah, I heard “I do.” We’re halfway there. Okay, you.254. All right, Joey, that is enough!255. Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, this is not legal.256. They don’t have a marriage license, they don’t have witnesses… and the groom only has on one shoe.257. Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.258. What am I supposed to do?259. You’re supposed to realize they are adults and can make their own decisions.260. No, they can’t. They’re stupid enough to get knocked up!261. Hey!262. Contraceptives are not always effective. Right?263. Yeah. We kind of didn’t use any.264. Oh, come on, kids a little help here. 【SC・・・・10】265. Wow! This place is incredible!266. Sting’s pen. That he gave to Phoebe.267. Come on, secret passageway.268. Hi.269. Hi.270. I’m Trudie. You must be Ben’s mum.271. Uh-huh.272. Why else would I be here?8-10-10273. Why don’t you sit down?274. Uh-huh.275. I gather Jack and Ben haven’t been getting along.276. Yeah.277. I’m sure there are two sides to this.278. But all I’ve heard is that Ben’s a bit of a “poo-poo head.”279. Um, I’m sorry. Won’t Jack’s father be joining us?280. I’m sorry, Jack’s father’s not available.281. Mm-him. Okay.282. Well then could we reschedule for Friday night, perhaps at 8:00?283. Oh, no, that wouldn’t work. My husband’s in concert.284. Concert. Yeah. Mm. That just put us in quite a pickle.285. Because I’m very busy before and after the concert… and he’s obviously busy during.286. So you and I should talk about Jack and Ben now.287. Unless-- Unless, um….288. Okay, I would be willing to go to the concert… um, all the while thinking about the children of course.289. Are you here for tickets?290. Ugh, thanks. Four would be great.291. I’m not giving tickets to someone who’d use their son like this.292. Oh, then you’re in luck. Ben’s not my son.293. I’ve pressed a button triggering an alarm.294. Any minute now, the police will be here. 295. The Police? Here?296. A reunion? Ooh! 【SC・・・・11】297. Okay, 10 blocks down, five to go.298. Oh, wait! Stop!299. Oh, I’m sorry. Do you need a break?300. My boots in tan! Get closer so I can see the price.301. I can see it from right here. It’ll cost you one husband.302. Okay, I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just give me my boots.
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《Season8-10-1》The One With Monica’s Boots 初版・・・・2015年10月28日8-10-11. Hey.2. Hey. So, what do you think?3. New haircut? Necklace? Dress? Boots? Boots!4. Yes! They’re a little more than I usually spend on boots. Um, or rent.5. Oh, my God.6. I know.7. I’ll miss being able to afford food.8. I’m sorry. They just looked so good. The saleswoman was like:9. “These are too expensive for you.”10. She had a point.11. Hey.12. Hi. Oh, my God.13. Oh, Monica, those boots are amazing!14. They’re mine!15. Too bad we’ll have to return them.16. Return them? Shh! They’re gonna hear you.17. I’m not returning them.18. I know they cost a lot, but I’ll wear them all the time. You’ll see!19. Besides, I love the compliments.20. Have you ever had something everyone wants?21. I have you.22. Nice try. I’m keeping the boots. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 223. That’s right. I love you.24. And I’m gonna play with you all the time.25. How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?26. He’s talking to the baby.27. Oh! Okay.28. Okay. When he said, “I can’t wait to hear your first words”… I thought, “There’s a trick.”29. Okay, well I gotta go, you guys. I’ll see you later.8-10-230. Okay.31. All right.32. Oh, hey. Rach. Um—33. Hi.34. Can you do me a favor? My sister knows you work at Ralph Lauren—35. Forget it! No way. I’m not sending more clothes to prison.36. It is a waste.37. No! Not her.38. My youngest sister, Dina. She’s interested in fashion.39. She wants to talk to someone successful to give her some advice.40. I’ll talk to my supervisor.41. No, no. She wants to talk to you.42. Really? Oh, my God. I’m successful.43. Would you meet with her?44. I’d love to. Have her come by.45. Great. You’ll love her. She’s the smartest of all the Tribbiani children.46. Yeah, you know the SATs?47. Yeah.48. She took them.49. Hey, Ross, doesn’t Ben go to Smithfield School?50. Yeah. Why?51. Sting has a son that goes there.52. I know. He’s in Ben’s class.53. You knew and never said anything?54. With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?55. Fine, no more dinosaur stuff. Can I talk about fossils?56. “Sting’s son, 7.” There’s a picture.57. What are you reading? “A Kidnapper’s Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?”58. It’s New York Magazine, an article about the best schools in the city. 59. So how well do you know Sting?60. I haven’t met him.8-10-361. Uh-huh. That’s too bad. I wanna go to his concert Friday, but it’s sold out.62. I know! Why don’t you meet him and get tickets?63. If you get two, I’ll take you.64. I’m picking Ben up tomorrow. Maybe he’ll be there.65. There you go. Ugh, you’re so lucky. You might meet Sting tomorrow.66. That’s why you have kids. 【SC・・・・3】67. Hey, guys.68. Hey.69. Hi, Monica. Hi, boots.70. See? I’m getting a lot of use out of them already.71. They’re very practical. You can wear them with dresses, skirts, pants….72. Wear them with shorts on the corner and earn money to pay for them.73. Wow, they’re beautiful.74. They hurt so much.75. What?76. The guy who made these… hates feet and wants to see them die.77. Give them ot me. I haven’t felt my feet in years.78. I can’t. I spent so much on them, and told Chandler I’d wear them all the time.79. I can’t just give them away.80. Then get your money back, return them.81. I can’t do that either.82. The soles are scuffed up, and the insides are filled with my blood.83. Hey.84. Hey.85. Hey, I, uh, just picked up Ben from school.86. Oh.87. I don’t think you did a very thorough job.88. I dropped him off at Carol’s.8-10-489. Anyway, I’m not gonna get those tickets.90. Oh, no. Why not?91. Well, it turns out Ben and Sting’s son do not get along.92. How come?93. Apparently, Sting’s son made fun… of the fact that Ben’s moms are “les-be-nims.”94. Wait! If they don’t get along, you should smooth things over.95. Make them be friends.96. You can’t force kids to be friends.97. Sure you can. Give them some blocks. Put them in a playpen.98. Playpen? Ben’s 7.99. Your kid is 7?100. He’s really small.101. Please! Please get the tickets.102. I’m sorry. I just can’t do it.103. Yes, you can. Sting says so himself.104. What?105. Ross can!106. Look, Pheeb, I’m sorry—107. Ross can!108. Phoebe?109. Ross can get me the tickets!110. Ross can get me the tickets! 【SC・・・・4】111. Here she is. Future fashion superstar.112. Oh, Joey, I’m hardly—113. My little sister, Dina!114. Right. Hi, Dina. Nice to meet you.115. Hi.116. Thanks for meeting me. Joey’s told me so much about you.117. This is exciting for her.118. Well, I’ll let you two fash… ists get down to business.119. Okay. All right, Dina.120. Let’s talk about the different areas of fashion… you could get 8-10-5involved in.121. Let’s see. There’s design. But you may need another degree for that.122. Uh, there’s sales, which is great. You get to travel.123. I don’t care about fashion! I’m pregnant.124. And I know you are too, so you gotta help me.125. And there’s marketing. 【SC・・・・5】126. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!127. Oh, oh, oh, oh!128. What’s wrong?129. Oh, nothing. I’m just-- I just was yawning.130. Don’t forget my office holiday party tonight.131. We don’t really have to go tonight, do we?132. Sweetie, I know that you don’t like my office parties.133. But you can wear your new boots.134. Ha, ha.135. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.136. I don’t wanna wear the boots tonight.137. Why not?138. I’m worried your bosses might see them and think they pay you too much money.139. Or your assistant will wee them and want a raise.140. Do you think I work at a boot-pricing company?141. Anyway, I picked an outfit, and the boots don’t go with it.142. You said you paid all that money… because those boots go with skirts, dresses and pants.143. Fine, if you want me to wear the boots, I’ll wear the boots.144. In fact, I’ll go in to my room now and try the outfit on.145. Okay.146. Okay.147. Ooh-wee! Ha, ha.148. Christmas party in my boots!149. Ha, ha, ow, ha, ha, ow.
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《Season8-9-3》The One With the Rumor 初版・・・・2015年10月27日8-9-11years ago.308. I don’t care how long ago it was. You told people that I was half and half.309. You know what? I just wanna point out… I never did anything to hurt you in high school.310. That’s not totally true.311. What?312. What?313. Well, you did start that rumor about Ross… making out with Mrs. Altmann, our 50-year-old librarian.314. How did you know that?315. It’s true?316. No.317. Yes, it is. I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog.318. Mrs. Altmann? She also made out… with Ta-Taka-Ki-Kek the night before he went back to Thailand.319. I’m sorry, when you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?320. Hey, she didn’t look 50.321. Did she look 16?322. Oh, there’s a picture of her in the yearbook actually.323. Oh.324. Wow.325. She didn’t photograph well.326. She probably wasn’t familiar with the process… having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings.327. So how did this happen? Did she lure you to an early-bird dinner?328. I was working late in the library one afternoon.329. It was just the two of us.330. She needed some help with her word jumble.331. And one thing led to another.332. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender.333. May she rest in peace.334. Didn’t she walk with a cane?8-9-12335. Only when it was damp.336. I can’t believe you told people about this. Everybody knew?337. You know what? I’m back in the club.338. Yeah!339. I wanna join.340. What--? Phoebe?341. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I never got to be in a club. I didn’t go to high school.342. But three of us would meet behind a Dumpster to learn French.343. All right, you know, fine, you guys can have your stupid little club.344. But I would just like to say what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you.345. You gave me a teeny weenie.346. Ha, ha, yeah.347. All right, listen. You’re just being silly.348. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school.349. Everyone wanted to be like you.350. One girl wanted to be like you so much, she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll.351. Wow.352. And, Ross, if it weren’t for Rachel’s rumor… I mean, no one in high school would have even known who you were.353. She put you on the map.354. As a romancer of the elderly.355. Hey, Mrs. Altmann was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.356. The eyes did still sparkle.357. Hey, guys, this stuff is so way in the past. You’ve been through so much since then.358. And right now, you got so much more important stuff going on in your lives.359. Can’t you just let this go? 360. She’s right.8-9-13361. Yeah, I mean, we are having a baby together.362. Hold on.363. You got her pregnant?364. Yeah.365. Are you getting married?366. No.367. So you knocked her up but you’re gonna marry her.368. Dude.369. Anybody?370. Okay.371. It’s exactly how I imagined it would be.372. All right, where’s that turkey?373. Joey, those are my maternity pants.374. No, these are my Thanksgiving pants. 【TP・・・・5】 Chap. 4375. Well, that’s it. I’m done.376. Whew.377. Here come the meat sweats.378. Well, Joey, we’re all very proud of you.379. Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the president any moment now.380. Is there anything we can do for you?381. No, just nobody press on my stomach.382. You can keep those pants, by the way.383. What--? What do you got there? What is that, pie?384. Heh. Yeah, you want some?385. Just cut me a little sliver.386. A little bigger.387. Little bigger.388. What, are you afraid you’re gonna run out? Cut me a real piece. 【Season8 第9話 完】
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《Season8-9-2》The one With the Rumor 初版・・・・2015年10月27日8-9-6161. Man, I don’t think I’ve seen you since, uh, Lance Davis’ graduation party.162. That was such a fun night.163. Yeah.164. Would’ve been good if we had gotten in, but still, real fun.165. God, we were lame back then. Do you remember how into dinosaurs we were?166. Yeah.167. So, what do you do now?168. So how long are you in town?169. Hi.170. Hey, sweetie. Oh, good.171. Rachel Green.172. Oh, oh, that’s right. Are you gonna be okay?173. Oh, I’ll be fine. It’s just -- God, I hate her, Ross. I hate her.174. Will, high school was a long time ago.175. Look at her standing there with those yams.176. My two greatest enemies, Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.177. Oh, my God, Monica. Who is that?178. That’s Will, from high school.179. Ah. I do not remember him.180. Wow, really got that sexy smoldering thing going on.181. Oh, my God. Look at the way he’s just staring at me.182. I think he’s trying to mouth something to me, but I can’t make it out.183. I hate you. 184. Okay, dinner’s ready.185. Okay.186. Yeah. Solid effort. Solid effort.187. Oh, so who won?188. Yeah. Solid effort. Solid effort.189. Oh, so who won?190. Green Bay.8-9-7191. Detroit.192. What?193. Well, the Lions technically won.194. But it was a moral victory for the Green Bay Mermen.195. Hi. Will, right?196. Right.197. Right, hi. I’m Rachel Green.198. Oh, I remember you.199. Really? Aren’t you sweet?200. I gotta tell you though, I’m having the hardest time placing you.201. Oh, oh, hang on. I think I remember you.202. Did we, um--? Did we fool around at Lance Davis’ graduation party?203. You are unbelievable.204. Thank you.205. Uh, Rachel? Why don’t you sit here? And, Will, you sit way over there.206. That’s it? Even if nobody helps me, I can eat that, no problem.207. At least give me a challenge.208. This is Chandler’s chicken.209. This is the turkey.210. Oh. How big is that?211. About 19 pounds.212. It’s like me when I was born.213. All right, who would, uh, like some yams? Will?214. Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?215. What? Oh, you know what? Can we please keep the chicken… and the turkey and everything on the other side?216. The smell is just-- Yuck.217. Typical. Ahem.218. I’m sorry, what?219. I said it was typical.220. Typical of you, Rachel Green.221. Queen Rachel, does whatever she wants in her little Rachel-land.8-9-8222. Seriously, who is this guy?223. Um, ahem, sorry, do you have a problem with me?224. I don’t know. Do I? Do I?225. I think you do.226. Apparently you were a little mean to him in high school.227. A little mean? You made my life miserable.228. I had no idea. I’m sorry.229. Well, you should be. Screw it. Bring on the yams.230. Will, but you’ve worked so hard.231. Yams!232. Okay.233. Uh, Will, I just wanna say that I’m real sorry for whatever I did to you in high school.234. Oh, it wasn’t just me. We had a club.235. You had a club?236. That’s right.237. The “I Hate Rachel Green Club.”238. Oh, my God. So, what, you all just joined together to hate me?239. Who else was in this club?240. Me and Ross.241. No need to point. She knows who Ross is. 【CC・・・・3】 Chap. 3242. So you were in an “I Hate Rachel” club?243. Yes, he was. 244. No, no.245. So who else was in this club?246. Uh, actually, there was also that exchange student from Thailand.247. But I don’t think he knew what it was.248. So, Ross, we went for two years and you never told me… you were in an “I Hate Rachel Club.”249. You went out with her? We had a pact.250. It was in high school. It’s hot like it was binding forever.251. Then why did it have the word “eternity” in it?252. Okay, Monica, did you know about this?8-9-9253. I swear I didn’t. 254. Hey, is that why you guys… used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?255. Yeah.256. Huh. A little relieved, I gotta say.257. Look, Rach, I’m sorry, okay? I was a stupid kid, okay?258. The only reason I joined—259. Cofounded.260. Cofounded.261. Cofounded the club, was that I was insanely in love with you.262. Obviously I didn’t handle it very well… but if you think about it, the “I Hate Rachel Club”… was really the “I Love Rachel Club.”263. Uh, except that it was really the “I Hate Rachel Club.”264. Okay, so, what, you guys would just get together and say mean things about me?265. Well, we did a little more than that.266. No, no. No, no. No, no. Heh.267. What? What else did you do?268. We started a rumor.269. What rumor?270. Oh, come on, Will. Just take off your shirt and tell us.271. Ross?272. Ugh, it was no big deal.273. Uh, we-- We said that-- The rumor was that, um… you had both male and female reproductive parts.274. Ha!275. What?276. That’s right.277. We said your parents flipped a coin… decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.278. Oh, my God.279. You started that?280. What, you heard that?281. Everyone at our school heard it.8-9-10282. Everybody at my school heard it. You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader?283. Oh, no.284. Oh, my God, this is all making so much sense to me now.285. This is why Adam Carter wouldn’t go out with me.286. This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region.287. Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now, so that one’s not really our fault.288. Monica, how come you never told me this?289. I thought it might be true.290. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.291. Joey, stop staring. There’s nothing there. It’s not true.292. I’m afraid I’m gonna need proof.293. Oh— 【SC・・・・4】294. You are my Everest.295. Joey, you don’t have to finish that.296. Oh, yes, I do. Otherwise, what’s next?297. Today I’m just a guy who can’t finish a turkey… but tomorrow I’m the guy who eats half a Power Bar… wraps up the rest and puts it in the fridge? No.298. I just gotta change my pants. What was I thinking? Jeans have no give.299. Okay. Okay. Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote inmy yearbook senior year.300. “Dear Rach, you’re such a great person.” Not girl, “person.”301. Rach, I think you’re reading a little too much into it.302. “Dear Rach, you’re a great person. Sorry about your teeny weenie.”303. What do you want me to do… call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasn’t true?304. Yes.305. Could you also tell them I’m skinny now?306. Oh. Me too.307. Now, look, I’m not calling anybody, okay? It was like a million
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厳島神社。2015年8月4日、家族旅行。3人。 《Season8-9-1》The One With the Rumor 初版・・・・2015年10月27日8-9-11. Hey, Rach, listen. Did you know that during pregnancy… your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back?2. Oh, my God. Let me see that.3. You fall for it every time.4. Hey. Look, I brought you my old maternity clothes.5. Oh, Pheebs, that’s so sweet. Oh, those are so cute.6. And look. See how they expand as the baby grows?7. And then after the baby’s born, they’re great for shoplifting melons.8. Oh, good, you’re all here. Okay, Thanksgiving tomorrow, 4:00.9. Oh. And guess who I invited? Remember that guy Will Culvert from high school?10. No.11. He was in Ross’ class.12. Marching band, was kind of overweight. Well, really overweight.13. I mean, I was his thin friend.14. Wow, I don’t remember him.15. Are you sure you’re not talking about your imaginary boyfriend?16. No, that was Jared.17. Wow. Haven’t thought about him in a long time.18. Anyway, um, Will’s here on business… and he didn’t have a place to go so I invited him here.19. Oh, that’s nice.20. Oh, by the way, he’s lost a bunch of weight.21. I mean, he looks good. Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous.22. I still love Chandler.23. Wouldn’t hurt you to say it once in a while.24. Okay, also, just so you know, I’m not gonna make a turkey this year.25. What?26. Well, Phoebe doesn’t eat turkey.27. Phoebe.28. Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.29. No, they’re not. They’re ugly and stupid and delicious.8-9-230. All right, it’s not just Phoebe. Will’s still on a diet… Chandler doesn’t eat Thanksgiving food… and Rachel’s having her aversion to poultry.31. She is?32. Yeah, remember I had to leave the other day when you had that chicken?33. I thought that was just because I put the whole thing on my hand… and made it walk across the table.34. It just doesn’t seem worth it to make a whole turkey for three people.35. It’s a lot of work.36. But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving.37. I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like Fourth of July with no apple pie.38. Or Friday with no two pizzas.39. All right, fine, if it means that much to you, but there’s gonna be a ton left over.40. No, there won’t. I promise I will finish that turkey.41. All right, you’re telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?42. That’s right. Because I’m a Tribbiani. This is what we do.43. We may not be great thinkers or world leaders.44. We don’t read a lot or run very fast, but damn it, we can eat. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 245. Four wide receivers. On third and 18.46. Hey, isn’t it weird to think about how next year at this time… there’ll be a little baby at the table?47. Rachel’s. But good to know where you’re at.48. Hey.49. Hey.50. Happy Thanksgiving.51. You too.52. Anything I can do to help?53. Actually, there is.54. Chandler usually helps but he’s into the game so I don’t wanna 8-9-3bother him.55. Could you help me fold these napkins?56. Sure.57. I’m gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.58. Okay.59. No, no, no, sweetie. No, not like that.60. We’re not at a barn dance.61. You wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas, remember?62. Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me.63. So how’s the game?64. I have no idea.65. What?66. Yeah, I’m just pretending to watch the game so I don’t have to help out with stuff.67. I don’t believe you . That is brilliant.68. And Monica has no idea?69. Nope.70. Every once in a while I just yell and scream stuff at the TV.71. Hey, what--? Hey!72. Is your team winning, hon?73. Oh, yeah. Anderson just scored again.74. There’s no Anderson.75. Oh, I wanna get in on this. Hey, Mon?76. I don’t think I can’t help you after all. I didn’t realize this game was on.77. Oh. I didn’t know you liked football.78. Well, normally, I don’t.79. But, you know, Green Bay is playing.80. You like Green Bay?81. Well, it’s only like my favorite bay.82. Hey.83. Hey.84. Happy Thanksgiving.8-9-485. Aw, thanks.86. God, Will, I’m so glad that you came. You just-- You look great.87. You must’ve lost like—88. A hundred and fifty pounds.89. Yeah, I’m gonna be in one of those Subway sandwich commercials.90. A pie.91. Right. Uh, it’s no fat, no sugar, no dairy.92. It’s no good. Throw it out.93. You wanna meet some people?94. This is, uh, my husband, Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.95. Oh, hey. I’d shake your hand but, uh, I’m really into the game.96. Plus, I think it’d be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.97. This is Phoebe.98. Hi.99. Hey. Wow.100. Well done.101. Wanna give me a hand?102. Sure.103. Monica, I can’t get over how great you look. You look stunning.104. You look incredible too. You’re just so fit.105. I’m watching the game but I’m not deaf.106. Oh, um, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.107. Ross is coming. Great, I love Ross.108. Well, good. And Rachel Green too.109. Oh.110. Is there a problem?111. Nope. Uh, it’s okay.112. It’s just, uh….113. God, I hated her.114. What?115. I hated her.116. She was horrible to me in high school.117. But hey, that was a long time ago. I’m in a good place.8-9-5118. It might be actually fun to see her again.119. Got any cakes or cookies or something?120. No, Will. No.121. You know, it’s been a while since we screamed something. Maybe we should.122. Oh, okay. No!123. Oh, come on!124. Damn you , ref. You burn in hell!125. Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room.126. You’ve got almost an entire turkey to eat.127. Let me explain to you how the human body works. 128. I have to warm up my stomach first.129. Eating chips is like stretching.130. Okay.131. Don’t worry, Tribbianis never get full.132. I actually know what you’re talking about.133. And I’m here to tell you something.134. You can eat and eat and eat, but nothing will ever fill that void. 135. Who the hell is this guy?136. This is Will, from high school.137. Oh, hey.138. Hello.139. Will.140. Ross.141. Hey, you came. Man, you look incredible. Hot stuff.142. Hot stuff?143. It’s good to see you, man.144. Yeah, you too. Man, so, what are you up to?145. I’m a commodities broker.146. Really? That sounds interesting.147. Yeah, it’s not.148. Oh.159. But I’m rich and thin.160. Oh, hey.
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《Season8-8-3》The One With the Stripper 初版・・・・2015年10月26日8-8-11two? 【SC・・・・13】297. Thank you so much for coming back over.298. Oh, good. You’re here.299. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.300. I know. Nona, just hear me out.301. First of all, I am so sorry about my father yelling at you.302. But I heard that you totally held your own.303. You’re gonna have to tell me how you did that.304. Focus.305. Okay. Um….306. Okay, yes, Ross and I used to date.307. And yes, we are gonna have a baby.308. But we are definitely not getting back together.309. How can I be sure of that?310. Oh, because we drove each other crazy.311. I mean, he was possessive, he was jealous. He could never just let the little things go.312. Trying to date this woman.313. Right.314. But none of that compared to how kind and gentle… and thoughtful he is.315. You probably shouldn’t touch me.316. You know, I just don’t wanna get in the middle of something so complicated.317. I get it. But, Mona, what relationship is not complicated?318. We all have our baggage. You must too.319. Why else would you still be single?320. I’m so gonna leave right now.321. Should I leave this open for you too?322. I’m not sure yet. Why didn’t you just tell me about all this?323. Because what’s going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.324. Well, you still should have told me.8-8-12325. I know, and I was going to… but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachel’s father.326. Look, I made a mistake… but it’s only because I really, really like you. Really.327. Okay. I guess you can close the door now.328. Forgot my purse. Oh, you guys made up.329. He’s a good kisser, isn’t he?330. I’m going. 【SC・・・・14】331. I swear I didn’t know she was a hooker. I mean….332. Did you let her smoke in here?333. Her ass-print is still on your grandmother’s quilt.334. Do you really want to talk about smoking?335. You know what? I’m gonna make this up to you.336. I promised you a stripper… and you’re gonna get a stripper.337. Monica, wait.338. What?339. Carry on!340. If I had to give you up It’s only been a year341. Now, I got my foot through the door And I ain’t going nowhere342. It took a while to get me in And I’m gonna take my time 343. Ooh. These tennis shoes are so tight.344. I think I’ll take them off.345. Could you not narrate?346. Gotcha, sailor. 【SC・・・・15】 Chap. 4347. Just because you’re not in love with the guy….348. Oh, you told your dad the truth.349. About an hour ago.350. Wanna go see a movie?351. Yes.352. Bye, Dad.353. It’s unacceptable, Rachel. What the hell does love have to do with it?8-8-13354. There are more important things in a marriage than love.355. You have to think about the consequences of your decisions.356. Hey, I do too think about the consequences of my decisions.357. Well, what gives you the right to--?358. Go to hell.359. Stupid guy on my phone. 【Season8 第8話 完】
October 26, 2015
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《Season8-8-2》The One With the Stripper 初版・・・・2015年10月26日8-8-6143. I don’t believe this.144. Daddy, stay calm, please.145. Stay calm?146. How do you expect me to stay calm?147. This is unacceptable, Rachel. And I wanna know why.148. Is it because that punk Ross won’t marry you?149. That’s it. Is that it?150. Yes. He says I’m damaged goods. 【SC・・・・5】151. So, you, uh, nervous about getting married?152. What are you doing?153. Look, let’s pretend it’s a real bachelor party, okay?154. You know, before your wedding. It’ll be more fun.155. All right. I can’t believe tomorrow’s the big day.156. How’s it feel knowing you’re never gonna be with another woman again, huh?157. Knowing you’re gonna have to wake up to the same face every day… until you finally have the sweet release of death.158. You’re right. This is more fun.159. That’s her. Okay, come on.160. Hi.161. Hi.162. So which one of you lucky boys is Chandler?163. Uh, that’s me.164. That’s me.165. Joey Tribbiani. Big fan.166. So is that a bedroom?167. Yeah, yeah, right over there.168. All right. Whenever you’re ready.169. That was weird.170. Why would she go in the bedroom?171. I’m waiting.172. So she’s a—173. Yep, that’s one naked hooker.8-8-7 【SC・・・・6】174. I love your place. Where is this guy from?175. Uh, that’s an 18th-century Indian artifact from Calcutta.176. Oh. Wow.177. So you’re more than just dinosaurs.178. So much more.179. Mm.180. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I am so sorry.181. Ah, forget it. It’s from Pier 1.182. Sorry.183. You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?184. I ought to kill you.185. You know, this is actually not a great time for me. 【CC・・・・7】 Chap. 3186. So come on. Explain yourself, Geller.187. First you get my Rachel pregnant-- 188. You got Rachel pregnant?189. Who did?190. You did!191. Yes. Ahem.192. Yes, yes, I did, but it was just a one-night thing. It meant nothing.193. Oh? Really? That’s what my daughter means to you, nothing?194. No, no, sir. Um, she means a lot to me. I mean, I love Rachel.195. What?196. Oh, but not in that way. Heh.197. I mean, I’m not in love with her.198. I love her like a friend.199. Oh, really? That’s how you treat a friend?200. You get her in trouble and then you refuse to marry her?201. Hey, I offered to marry her.202. What?203. But I didn’t want to.204. Well, why not? So you could spend your time with this tramp?205. Tramp?8-8-8206. I’m sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green. 【SC・・・・8】207. I can’t believe there is a naked hooker in there.208. Wait, wait. Maybe she’s a hooker and a stripper… but she got confused about what she’s supposed to do.209. Could be. I mean, technically, she did strip. We just missed it.210. Ma’am?211. Are you also a stripper?212. Uh, no, but I could pretend to strip. But that’s gonna cost extra.213. Okay, here’s the extras: handcuffs, spanking-- 214. No, no, ha, ha.215. Maybe Monica’s playing a joke on you.216. You know, getting her own husband a hooker. That’s pretty funny.217. That is funny. Maybe for my birthday she’ll murder someone.218. I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean, he was conveniently busy.219. Do you mind if I smoke in here?220. Oh, actually, I’d rather-- Ahem.221. Yeah, go ahead. We’re gonna have to burn that room down anyway. 【SC・・・・9】222. How could you have kept all of this from me?223. I was going to tell you, but—224. But what?225. You figured you’d get what you wanted, then you’d dump her like Rachel.226. Hey, I did not dump Rachel. Nor are we still together.227. Oh, um….228. Can I--?229. Why don’t we just let the machine get that?230. Hey, Ross, it’s Joey. There’s a hooker over here. 231. We thought maybe you’d know something about it.232. No. No. No. No. No.233. I need to lie down. 【SC・・・・10】8-8-9234. So tonight’s the night of the big bachelor party?235. Yeah, hey, thanks for giving me that girl’s number.236. No problem. So who’s the party for?237. My husband.238. You hired your husband a hooker?239. She’s a stripper.240. No, she’s a hooker.241. Is that what they call strippers sometimes?242. When they’re hookers.243. Oh, my God, Stu, I can’t believe you did this.244. You’re absolutely sure she’s a hooker?245. Either that, or she’s just the best, most expensive date I ever had. 【SC・・・・11】246. Maybe she meant to get you hooker.247. Why would she do that?248. Maybe she wants you to learn something.249. Is there anything you’re really bad at, you know, sexually?250. This is the worst bachelor party ever.251. What’s taking you boys so long?252. In a minute.253. In a minute? What’s gonna happen in a minute?254. All right, all right. Maybe you should just ask her to leave.255. Why me?256. Hey, it’s your bachelor party.257. Which is why you should do it.258. I don’t want to. You do it.259. You do it.260. You do it.261. All right, rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave.262. What?263. I miss this.264. I don’t think we’ve actually done this before.265. No, I miss hanging out with you.266. Well, we still hang out. 8-8-10267. Not like we used to.268. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable.269. Well, now it’s like things are different.270. Well, you know, things are different. I’m married now.271. Yeah, sure. And, hey, don’t get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys.272. But I just miss hanging out. Just us, you know?273. Yeah, I miss that too.274. I’ll tell you what, from now on, we’ll make time to hang out with each other.275. You got it. Come here.276. Oh, God.277. Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys.278. She’s a hooker! She’s a hooker! She’s a--!279. Hi. Uh, we spoke on the phone. 【SC・・・・12】280. So your dad dropped by.281. He’s a pleasant man.282. Oh, no.283. I better go.284. Just over here. I don’t wanna miss the fight.285. Ross, I am so sorry.286. Okay, I promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person.287. Or via e-mail.288. I don’t care about your dad. I care about Mona.289. She was there and now she’s totally freaked out.290. Ugh, okay, I’ll fix that too. What’s her e-mail address?291. Rachel.292. All right, I promise, I’ll fix this. I swear I’ll talk to her.293. Okay. Thank you.294. Okay.295. That’s it? You call that a fight? Come on.296. “We were on a break.” “No we weren’t.” What happened to you
October 26, 2015
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《Season8-8-1》The One With the Stripper 初版・・・・2015年10月26日8-8-11. Hey, Pheebs, I'm having dinner with my dad tomorrow. Wanna come?2. Sure, yeah, he’s kind of sexy.3. Oh, no, I’ll be there too.4. Okay, so we’ll just come up with a signal. If it’s going well, you can take off.5. No, Pheebe, I just need you there for support.6. I haven’t told him I’m pregnant yet.7. Oh. Why not?8. Because I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he gets angry.9. Oh, Rachel. This is all so “Papa Don’t Preach.”10. No, Pheeb, wait, he’s a scary guy. I mean, one time he caught me smoking.11. He said if he ever saw me doing that again, he would make me eat the entire pack.12. Wow. Well, I will be there.13. Okay.14. Gosh, I’m not gonna let that man make you eat your baby.15. Oh. Hey, who is that guy? I think I know him.16. No, you don’t.17. No, you don’t.18. Oh, my God. Monica, he’s the stripper from your bachelorette party.19. Her what?20. Your secret bachelorette party.21. You had a bachelorette party?22. She untied his G-string with her teeth.23. Somebody stop me.24. I thought we weren’t gonna have bachelor, bachelorette parties.25. You know, we agreed that it’s a silly tradition.26. It’s a grand tradition.27. I’m sorry. They surprised me. There was nothing I could do.8-8-228. Well, you could have untied it with your hands.29. This is so unfair.30. The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party… but, oh, I wasn’t allowed to. All we got was a stupid steak dinner.31. You went home with the waitress.32. Ha. Yeah, that was a good night.33. I can’t believe you didn’t tell me.34. You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty.35. Ugh. I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap.236. How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?37. Oh, I don’t eat meat.38. It’s chicken.39. Yeah, I don’t eat that either.40. I’ll never understand you lesbians.41. So, baby, tell me, what is new with you?42. Well, actually, um….43. Ahem. Your ’74 Lafite, sir.44. Seventy-four?45. I ordered the ’75. That’s a magnificent wine. The ’74 is sewage.46. Why would you bring me sewage?47. Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why you’re a waiter?48. This is why I told the manager I wouldn’t wait on you tonight.49. Oh, come on. Don’t be such a baby.50. In case you didn’t notice, that is a scary man.51. He’s right, though. The ’74 is absolute piss.52. This was such a huge mistake. I can’t tell him, Phoebe. I can’t.53. Rachel—54. No, it’s okay. This is what’s gonna happen.55. I’m gonna wait a couple of years and then the baby will tell him.56. Why? So he can get mad at the baby?8-8-357. Hey, that is the baby’s problem.58. Oh. Everything okay with the waiter?59. I have no idea. I went to the bathroom.60. So, sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is, uh--? What is new with you?61. Well….62. Um….63. I got TiVo.64. What’s TiVo?65. It’s slang for “pregnant.”66. Phoebe.67. Are you really pregnant?68. Well, uh, yes and no.69. Except, not no.70. So to sum it up, yeah.71. Who is the father? Oh, no. Please don’t tell me it’s her.72. No, it’s Ross. It’s Ross. You like Ross.73. Oh, Daddy, I hope you’re okay with all this.74. I mean, think about it, this is a good thing. This is your first grandchild.75. You’re gonna be a poppy.76. That’s true. I’m a poppy.77. I’m gonna be a poppy.78. So when is the wedding?79. The who?80. The wedding. There’s going to be a wedding.81. Young lady, don’t you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is gonna be a bastard.82. Rachel Karen Green, tell me there’s gonna be a wedding.83. February 2nd. 【SC・・・・3】84. So it was cool seeing you lecture today.85. Oh, thanks. Although it seemed like you were falling asleep there a little.8-8-486. Oh, no, I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and take it all in.87. Yeah, a lot of my students do that.88. So, um, I gotta get going.89. Okay, I’ll see you tonight?90. Yeah.91. Okay.92. Oh, hey, thanks again for showing me your semi-precious stone collection.93. It was amazing.94. My God, you must be good in bed.95. So you and Mona. It’s been a while now. How’s it going?96. Uh, it’s good. It’s going good.97. I mean, we get along great. She’s so….98. Hot?99. Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah.100. And she’s okay with Rachel and the baby?101. Well, I haven’t actually told her yet. I don’t wanna scare her off.102. Well, you have to be honest with her… otherwise you may think that you’re going down the same path… but you’re really going down different ones.103. I’m gonna take that book and I’m gonna beat you to death with it.104. Oh, my God, you are gonna love me so much.105. I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight… you’re gonna have a bachelor party.106. What?107. Yeat, I got this number from this guy at work… and I hired a stripper to come dance for you.108. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?109. Honey, that’s crazy, I don’t you to get me a stripper.110. Will you let the lady talk?111. Come on. Come on, it’ll be fun. It’ll make me feel so much better.112. Look, I appreciate it, but, uh, it’s a little creepy, you know?113. I’m not a bachelor anymore.114. So don’t think of it as a bachelor party.8-8-5115. Think of it as a two-month anniversary present.116. Sure. One year is paper, but two months is lap dance.117. Please, I feel so bad. Just watch the hot woman get naked.118. Fine, but I’m only doing this for you.119. Yeah.120. And Joey.121. Thank you. Now, who else do you wanna invite?122. Uh, no, no, no. Just Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.123. Uh, actually, sorry, I can’t even make it. I’m seeing Mona again tonight.124. I understand. Who would cancel an actual date just to go to a fake bachelor party?125. I’m sorry. I gotta cancel tonight, baby. 【SC・・・・4】126. I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding… but I’m really busy that day.127. I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.128. I know, I know. I panicked. I panicked.129. I didn’t want him to start yelling at me like I was some ’74 Latour.130. It’s Lafite.131. The ’74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely.132. All right, here he comes. I’m gonna do this. I’m gonna tell him. I’m gonna be strong.133. I just called a friend of mine.134. Yeah.135. I think I may be able to book the Plaza on short notice.136. Really?137. The Plaza?138. Oh, Daddy.139. Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you please.140. What is it, sweetie?141. There’s not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.142. I’m sorry, Daddy.
October 26, 2015
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お茶処「ときわ」より、東大寺南大門を臨む。2015年10月25日。《Season8-7-3》The One With the Stain 初版・・・・2015年10月25日8-7-11301. Brenda, a bee!302. What?303. Yes, it’s flown into your blouse.304. You better undo your buttons lest it sting you.305. I think I know what’s going on here.306. You do?307. Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian… but it’s wrong. You’re married.308. I totally understand.309. Okay, good. Ha-ha-ha.310. Could I just see your bra? 【SC・・・・14】311. Hi.312. Where’d you get those jeans?313. You gave them to me.314. No, I didn’t!315. All right, I took them.316. I figured it was okay, you’ve got an ink stain on the crotch.317. Oh, no! Did you take my bra too?318. What bra?319. The pink one with the flowers.320. You mean the one you’re wearing?321. I quit!322. Sounds about right. 【SC・・・・15】323. What is this?324. Hey.325. Uh, this is just to give you an idea.326. We can put screens here so the baby has privacy… and maybe a mobile, you know, over the crib… and, uh, here’s a baby monitor which, until the baby comes… we can use as walkie-talkies. Eh?327. You’re so sweet!328. Oh, my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy!329. Uh….8-7-12330. That’s really just to show where the baby would go.331. Why don’t I hold on to him so there’s no confusion?332. Joey, the baby is gonna be crying. It’s gonna be loud.333. I’m loud.334. It’s gonna be up all night.335. I’m up all night.336. It’s gonna poop.337. Hello?338. What about the women you wanna bring home?339. Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby… then maybe I don’t wanna be with that woman.340. Or maybe we’ll do it in the bathroom of the club!341. Joey, are you sure?342. Yeah.343. Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay… but it’ll also be really, really great.344. Please, Rachel, I really want you to stay.345. I want me to stay too. Thank you.346. Aw.347. Joey, look at this crib! It’s so cute!348. I know. I found it on the street.349. Are you--? Really?350. This is in such good condition.351. Yeah.352. Wow. Whoa, what’s under the cover?353. I don’t know.354. It’s moving.355. Ew.356. Still—357. Aah! It’s got a tail! Get it out!358. Oh, aah! Okay! 【TP・・・・16】 Chap. 4359. Well, the old lady died. And how do I know?360. Because her dying wish was for one last kiss.8-7-13361. But I don’t care because you got the apartment. Yes!362. Ew, yeah.363. Um, I think I’m gonna stay here.364. Isn’t that great?365. Ezels! 【Season8 第7話 完】
October 25, 2015
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東大寺。2015年10月25日。《Season8-7-2》The One With the Stain 初版・・・・2015年10月25日8-7-6149. Look, Eric, turn around.150. Look, I like you, but it shouldn’t be this hard. It’s our first date.151. First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity.152. And “Ooh, he touched my hand, did he mean touch my hand?”153. And, you know, first kisses, and… second kisses. 【SC・・・・6】154. Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem:155. Yeah, we’re done.156. “Ezel”? Ezel….157. Hey, Ross. Listen.158. You wanna go see that new IMAX movie on tide pools?159. Really?160. No, ha, ha.161. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.162. Sweet!163. All right, finish your coffee. Let’s go.164. I have to stop by my place.165. To tape the game? You do this every time. You’re not gonna be on TV! 166. No, no, I have to see if this apartment became available.167. You’re switching apartments?168. Not for me, it’s for Rachel.169. Rachel has an apartment.170. When the baby comes, she’s gonna move.171. She is?172. Yeah.173. You didn’t expect her to live there with a baby, did you?174. I guess I didn’t really think about it.175. Ezel.176. hey, Gunther, you’re an ezel. Huh.177. Damn it. 【SC・・・・7】178. Nice jeans.179. Oh, thanks.8-7-7180. I like your top.181. Oh. You’re not getting it.182. What happened?183. Oh. I fell asleep.184. I was thinking about taking my lunch break.185. Will you do the top of the cabinets? That’ll really work up your appetite.186. All right.187. Hello.188. What’s going on?189. I’m sorry. I’ve never had a maid before. Is this not okay? 【SC・・・・8】190. Hey.191. Hey.192. How was the game?193. Uh, it was okay. I ate way too much.194. Mm.195. Ooh.196. So, um, I was talking to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place?197. Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street. If certain Dutch people would just let go.198. I was kind of hoping you’d stay.199. But Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here.200. No room? It’s a baby. It’s, like, this big.201. You could put it over here.202. Or we could put it right here. Aw! Cute, right?203. Or over here. You wouldn’t even notice it.204. “Where’s the baby?” “Oh, it’s right over….”205. Honey, it’s not just a matter of where you put it.206. A baby changes everything. They cry all the time.207. Imagine bringing home some girl… and trying to score when there’s a screaming baby.208. I could use a challenge. It’s getting pretty easy.8-7-8209. It’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I can’t do that to you.210. I mean, it would disrupt your entire life.211. It’s just—212. I love living with you so much.213. I wish things didn’t have to change.214. I know.215. You know, I blame Ross for this.216. I do too, a little bit.217. Yeah.218. I’m gonna miss you.219. You’re the hottest roommate I ever had. 【SC・・・・9】220. Mm. Ooh.221. Oh, no, I have to go. Ugh, I have a massage appointment.222. No, stay here. We’ll keep doing this. I’ll pay you.223. No, I’ve gotten in trouble for that before.224. I’ll see you later?225. Absolutely.226. I love the way you kiss.227. Really? That’s the thing I’m worst at!228. Heh, you’ll see. 【SC・・・・10】229. Hey.230. Hey! Um—231. I think Brenda needs a raise.232. How come?233. Because I put my head between her legs.234. To see her pants?235. They’re my pants!236. Are you sure? Did you see the stain?237. No. I was getting into position, and everything went dark.238. god, she is not stealing from us, okay? Will you let this go?239. Fine.240. She’s wearing my bra!8-7-9241. Oh, dear God.242. My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!243. And yet you don’t recognize that you’re crazy?244. Here’s the plan, okay?245. I’m going to leave, and you’re gonna look at Brenda’s bra.246. Here’s another plan. No.247. I would do it, but she thinks I’m attracted to her.248. Why?249. Did you not hear where my head was?250. Come on! We’re a team. We’re in this together.251. I fear a jury will see it the same way.252. Do this for me. I catch you looking at women’s breasts all the time.253. You see that?254. Do you see this? Unh….255. All right. Yes, okay. I get your point.256. But if it’s not her bra, will you just let the woman clean?257. Yes. Absolutely. Okay?258. You’ll know it’s mine because on the right cup, the lacy part… there’s very a noticeable rip.259. You need new clothes. 【SC・・・・11】260. Hi. How is she?261. It’s not looking good.262. Oh? Oh. Aw.263. Well, I, uh, brought her some bloemen.264. That’s so sweet.265. Would you like to say goodbye? I’m sure it would mean a lot to her.266. Oh, I don’t know that it would. Heh.267. Well, her memory is pretty much gone.268. All right, then. 【SC・・・・12】269. Hey!8-7-10270. Welcome back.271. Should we pick up from where we left off?272. I don’t know.273. I’m still tired from this afternoon.274. Why?275. Uh, the sex.276. What sex?277. Our sex.278. We didn’t have sex.279. Well if I didn’t have sex with you… I had sex with somebody that looked an awful lot like—280. Ew. Ew. Ew, ew!281. No, no, no, no!282. You had sex with Ursula?283. A little bit.284. She walked in, I thought she was you and I kissed her and—285. You didn’t notice different clothes?286. I was just so excited to see you.287. Aw.288. Ew! Ew! Ew!289. Ugh! You know what? This is too weird.290. No. I don’t wanna lose you. It’s like I was saying to Ursula… when I was making love to her and thought she was you—291. Yeah. It’s too weird.292. So I guess this is it.293. Yeah.294. Maybe it’s for the best.295. You smell just like her.296. Yeah, so do you. 【SC・・・・13】297. What are you doing?298. I’m leaning.299. This is where I lean.300. Okay.
October 25, 2015
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東大寺。2015年10月25日。《Season8-7-1》The One With the Stain 初版・・・・2015年10月25日8-7-11. Oh, my God, you cleaned! Look at these floors!2. You did the windows!3. I have been begging for months and you did, you cleaned!4. And nagging works!5. No, uh, I didn’t actually do this.6. Oh, no. Was I cleaning in my sleep again?7. No, it wasn’t you.8. Well, then, who?9. I got a maid. Yay!10. Oh, well, I hope by “maid,” you mean “mistress”… because if some other woman was cleaning-- 11. Now, honey, I know you don’t like to relinquish control.12. “Relinquish” is just a fancy word for “lose.”13. Look, she’s really nice, okay?14. And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges.15. Did she really say that?16. Yes, I distinctly remember because I thought it was a joke.17. Now, just give her a chance, okay?18. Fine, I can do it.19. Whoo.20. What’s the matter?21. Usually when I’m anxious, I clean. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 222. Whose cell phone is that? It’s just so annoying.23. Everywhere you go.24. I think it’s coming from your bag.25. I never get calls!26. Hello?27. Hi, it’s Eric, from the Halloween party. Ursula’s fiancé.28. Oh, my God, Eric, hi! Wait, how’d you get this number?29. I have a friend who’s a cop, and he got it.8-7-230. Wow. What an incredible violation and wonderful surprise!31. I just-- I thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.32. Oh, you did? He did it, he did it!33. Wow, what did he do?34. Shh! I’m talking.35. Anyway, I was wondering… if you were the sort of person who eats lunch?36. Are you asking me out?37. Because it’d be weird since you just broke up with my sister.38. Yeah, um, okay.39. I’m sorry. Bye.40. No, wait! I was just saying that so you’d think I was a good person.41. Fight for me!42. Uh, I won’t take no for an answer.43. Not great, we can work on it at lunch.44. Okay, um, I can be at your apartment in two hours.45. Great. Uh, how do you know where I live?46. I’ve got friends too.47. Okay, bye.48. Bye.49. Oh, my God, I’m going out with Eric!50. Oh, this day is gonna be much better than I thought it was gonna be. Heh.51. Oh, ross, I can’t make lunch.52. So apparently I’m available for lunch.53. Can’t, I’m busy. I’m apartment hunting.54. You’re moving?55. I can’t live with Joey once the baby comes.56. I don’t want my child’s first words to be, “How you doing?”57. So does Joey know you’re moving?58. I haven’t discussed it, but he’s gonna be relieved.59. Last week he brought this girl over… and I started talking to her about morning sickness.60. Then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book.8-7-361. That’s not really porn.62. Not so much.63. You know what? If you’re looking for a place… I heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.64. Oh, my God. Was she old? Does she have a view?65. Well I don’t know. But how great would that be, huh?66. You living in my building?67. I could take care of the baby, I could come over whenever I want… with your permission.68. That really would be great.69. Yeah.70. Well, can we see it?71. Oh, maybe we shouldn’t. If she just died this morning. Out of respect.72. Yeah. No. No, you’re right.73. Shall we?74. Yeah. 【SC・・・・3】75. Yes?76. Hi. I’m Ross geller.77. I live in the building.78. And I’m Rachel, an admirer of the building.79. I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away, and I am so sorry for your loss.80. She didn’t pass away.81. What?82. My mother’s still alive.83. Oh, thank God!84. It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning… but she’s a tough old bird.85. Aww.86. Are you close with her?87. Of course. Heh.88. Uh, yeah. She and I would talk all the time… in the laundry room.8-7-489. You speak Dutch?90. You know, I would, but it’s just too painful.91. So she’s really not dead.92. No. She’s hanging in there.93. Mm.94. Do you think--? Could you tell me, is she hanging in in a one-bedroom or a two? 【SC・・・・4】95. Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible. Where did you get it?96. Oh, well, um, I make it myself.97. It’s two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. The secret ingredient is….98. You know what? We just met.99. Okay. Uh, I’m gonna get the clothes from the laundry room now… and when I come back, I’ll clean behind the fridge.100. I love her.101. I’ll be back in a minute.102. Okay.103. See? I told you.104. She stole my jeans!105. What?106. I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them.107. So she stole your pants… and then she came back and wore them in front of you?108. Don’t you see? It’s the perfect crime.109. She must have been planning this for years.110. I will prove it to you.111. About a week ago, I was wearing those jeans.112. I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch.113. When she comes back, I will find it and show you that stain!114. Is it possible the company that sold the jeans… made more than just the one pair?115. I guess.116. So shouldn’t we give her the benefit of the doubt before we go… 8-7-5snooping around her crotch?117. Fine. I’m just glad I didn’t give her my secret ingredient.118. Heh. Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient?119. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. 【SC・・・・5】120. Hi.121. Come in. I’m so glad you’re here.122. Yeah. Me too.123. Not in the shaky, angry way you are, though.124. Sorry. I just saw Ursula.125. I had to get the engagement ring back.126. Ugh.127. Just seeing her brought it all back.128. All the lies, the way she used me.129. I just-- I get so angry, just looking at her—130. Face.131. Yeah. Yeah.132. I’m sorry. It’s just, when I look at you… I see her.133. And when I see her, I get a little bit angry.134. Maybe this is too weird.135. No, wait.136. There’s only a problem… when I look at you.137. I got it. I got it.138. No, don’t tear out your eyes!139. I was just gonna take out my lenses.140. Oh, yeah. Try that.141. So is that better?142. Not really.143. You-- Ugh. You’re blurry.144. But you still look like Ursula. You’re “Blursula.”145. Okay, wait. Maybe….146. If I just don’t look at you for a while.147. See? It works. I’m not angry at all anymore.148. This is a great date!
October 25, 2015
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《Season8-6-3》The One With the Halloween Party 初版・・・・2015年10月24日8-6-11was fun.315. Honey?316. It’s a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now!317. She’s helped so many people quit smoking.318. We’d better get going.319. You have a church group meeting.320. Right.321. Well, it was nice meeting you.322. You too.323. And, Ursula, it was really nice meeting you tonight!324. Pheebs, come on! Bunny versus Doodie. We’re waiting!325. Okay, guys. One match, winner take all.326. Wait. What does the winner get?327. Pride.328. And dignity.329. Heh. Okay, if you say so.330. All right, ready, set, go!331. Come on!332. Wow, they’re both really strong.333. Or equally weak.334. Oh, God. Chandler’s making his sex face.335. So you getting tired?336. No. I could do this all day.337. Yeah. Me too.338. Getting a little tired, though.339. God, I’m exhausted.340. This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona’s standing right there.341. Oh, God, she’s talking to Joey! You’ve got to let me win!342. No way. Let me win. My wife thinks I’m a wimp.343. Hey, at least you have a wife.344. I keep getting divorces and knocking people up.345. And I’m dressed as doodie.346. You’re Spud-nik.8-6-12347. Come on, who we kidding? I’m doodie.348. Please? She’s watching.349. Ugh.350. Fine.351. Thanks.352. Oh, no.353. Oh, yeah!354. My hero!355. You’re a weird lady.356. Hey, Ursula said she left her purse.357. Oh.358. What a relief. It has the numbers of the people in her prayer chain.359. I’m sure it does. Yeah. Yeah.360. Well, guess I’ll see you at the wedding. 【SC・・・・6】361. Um, listen. I don’t think I’m gonna make it to the wedding.362. I wish you all the luck in the world.363. We’ll be okay.364. It’s so perfect, and she’s been saving herself for me.365. I can’t let you do this. She’s lying to you.366. What?367. She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me.368. Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain.369. But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan.370. Here’s the name tag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress.371. Not a teacher, a waitress.372. Here’s her driver’s license. She always lies about this.373. How old did she say she was?374. She told me she was 25.375. Aw. I almost don’t want to show you this.376. Just remember, I’m a minute younger.377. I am so stupid.8-6-13378. Of course she’s lying. She’s not a teacher.379. There’s no such thing as a “Top Secret School for the Children of Spies.”380. No, you’re not stupid.381. I’m not smart.382. I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once.383. To be romantic.384. That’s good.385. You should be impulsive and you should be romantic.386. Just, you did it with the wrong person.387. What?388. It’s weird, two people look so alike.389. And so different.390. Eric! Let’s go!391. Better go deal with it.392. Yeah, you should.393. Hurry up! I gotta pray! 【SC・・・・7】394. Hey.395. Hey.396. Well, I had to give the kid 50 bucks to stop crying.397. That’s not so bad.398. I also had to go to a couple house… as his girlfriend.399. Ugh, I am just awful with children.400. Come on, you’re good with kids. They’re just crazy on Halloween.401. Thay’re all greedy, hopped up on sugar.402. Really? That’s all it is?403. Absolutely.404. Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. 405. They get crazy during the summer too.406. And any time they’re hungry or sleepy.407. Kids are tough. Good luck with that. Pfft. 【SC・・・・7】 Chap. 48-6-14408. Look, I wanted to tell you, I’m sorry you lost.409. Oh, listen. I got a secret for you. I left him win.410. Heh, heh.411. Was that a secret, or a lie?412. No, I let him-- Ross?413. Yeah?414. Would you tell her I let you win, please?415. Oh, yeah, uh, Chandler let me win.416. No, Chandler’s really strong. Oh, my arm is so sore. Oh, nurse?417. I am strong. I’ll show you.418. Chandler, please.419. Oh, what’s the matter? Are you scared?420. Let’s go, big bunny!421. One, two, three. Go!422. I’m gonna kill myself. 【Season8 第6話 完】
October 24, 2015
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《Season8-6-2》The One With the Halloween Party 初版・・・・2015年10月24日8-6-6160. I love the second grade.161. Really?162. It’s better than first grade, where you don’t know what’s going on.163. And definitely better than third grade.164. You know, with all the politics and the mind games.165. So, what do you do?166. I’m a masseuse, by day.167. You don’t have to stand here with me.168. I’m having fun.169. I’m really excited for you and Ursula.170. I feel very lucky. She’s great.171. She’s the most beautiful woman ever.172. Thank you. 【TP・・・・4】173. Hey, Joey?174. Yeah?175. You read comic books, right?176. Exclusively.177. Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?178. Catwoman, hands down.179. Yeah.180. Between you and Phoebe? I’d give the edge to Phoebe.181. What? Really?182. You kidding?183. Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she’s got this crazy temper. She—184. She’s not right behind me, is she?185. No, you’re fine.186. Okay.187. Do you think I could take Rachel?188. I’m not sure.189. What? Come on, I am tough!190. Punch me here, as hard as you can!191. Relax. What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesn’t 8-6-7matter.192. Really? What you say if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up?193. I would say, “Woman, please.”194. Hey, Ursula’s fiancé is really sweet.195. He’s a teacher, he does volunteer work.196. Normally, I don’t like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up.197. Oh, my God, Phoebe?198. What?199. You’re getting a crush on your sister’s fiancé.200. No, I’m not, you are!201. Here comes the temper.202. Trick or treat.203. Hi.204. Hi. Know what? We’re out of candy. But someone went to get some.205. And I’ve been giving out money, but I’m out of that too.206. Can I write you a check?207. Okay.208. Okay. What’s your name?209. Lelani Mayolanofavich.210. Okay, I’m just gonna write this out to “cash.”211. Hi.212. Hi, Mona.213. Oh, hey.214. Hi.215. Joey’s gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you’d come by as a slutty nurse.216. Um, actually, I’m just a nurse.217. You’d tink that would embarrass me, but, you see, I’m maxed out.218. Hey, you made it.219. Hi! Wait.220. You’re, um-- You’re a potato?221. Well, I’m a spud…?8-6-8222. And the antenna—223. Oh, my God, you’re spud-nik!224. Yes!225. Marry her.226. Okay, here’s a good one for you.227. Who do you think would win a fight between Ross and Chandler?228. I can’t answer that. Chandler’s my husband.229. So Ross?230. Yeah.231. Hey, beautiful.232. Hello, handsome.233. Oh, God.234. Aw, look at you two. So when did you guys meet?235. Two weeks ago.236. Two weeks, that’s it?237. I know. It sounds crazy, and it’s not like me to do something impulsive.238. But she’s so perfect, and we have so much in common.239. Oh, really?240. We’re bnoth teachers.241. Huh?242. And we were both in the Peace Corps.243. Peace Corps, really?244. In fact, when we were building houses in Uruguay… we were just two towns apart and we never met.245. Yeah. It wasn’t a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left.246. Shall we get me really drunk?247. Sure.248. Ha, ha. Ugh.249. Howdy, doodie.250. That’s funny, yeah.251. You’re the funniest man here in a bunny costume his wife made him wear.8-6-9252. Relax, man. Relax. You’re looking a little flushed.253. Hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.254. What question?255. Who could kick whose ass in a fight… you or Ross?256. There’s no question.257. So you think Ross too?258. You picked Ross?259. Ross is really strong.260. He’s the strongest out of all three of you. Except for Joey.261. I can not believe you didn’t pick me.262. In her defense, she’s right. I am stronger.263. I would destroy you.264. Oh, really? You think you’re stronger? Why don’t you prove it?265. Oh, I’ll prove it. I’ll prove it like a theorem!266. All right! Okay, stop it. Stop it!267. Stop! No one’s gonna fight.268. People came to see a fight, let’s give them what they came for!269. You guys could arm-wrestle.270. Yeah, listen to the slutty nurse.271. You’re going down.272. Oh, yeah? You’re going further down.273. Downtown!274. Seriously, guys, the trash talk is embarrassing. 【TP・・・・5】275. Oh, Gunther, you brought candy. Thank you so much for picking this up. 276. You are so sweet.277. Really?278. Someday, you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.279. Got to go.280. Trick or treat.281. Hi! Wow! There you go.282. My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money.8-6-10283. Oh, yeah, we were, but, um, now we’ve got candy.284. I’d rather have the money.285. Well, that’s not your choice. Happy Haloween!286. This isn’t fair.287. Is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you stuff?288. Shut up!289. You shut up!290. You can’t tell me to shut up.291. Uh, I think I just did.292. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!293. Uh, Rach.294. No, I got it. I’m good. I got it.295. Wait, I had one more thing to say.296. Oh, right. Shut up.297. You’re a mean old woman.298. Oh, wait! No. Shut-- Don’t cry!299. Let me get my checkbook!300. Honey, you don’t have to do this.301. It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me.302. You’re loyal, you’re honest and you have integrity.303. That’s the strength I want in the man I love.304. That means nothing to me. Come on!305. Ugh.306. Hi, liar.307. Hey.308. You know, the only reason he’s marrying you… is because he thinks the things you were saying were true.309. They could be true.310. But they’re not.311. Yeah. It’s a fine line, huh?312. Why are you lying to him?313. I don’t know.314. He said he did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it
October 24, 2015
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《Season8-6-1》The One With the Halloween Party 初版・・・・2015年10月24日8-6-11. Hey, guys, guess what.2. What?3. I know it’s last minute, but we’ve decided to have a Halloween party.4. Oh, good!5. Great!6. And everybody has to wear costumes.7. Oh, I don’t know….8. Come on, it’ll be fun.9. Uh, I’ll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway.10. Tell me you’re not gonna dress like a dinosaur.11. Pfft, heh.12. Not two years in a row.13. I’ll come, but I’m not dressing up.14. You have to.15. No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not. 16. You’re an actor.17. Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?18. Yeah. Yeah, I will.19. The girl from their wedding?20. Yeah.21. Wow, hey.22. If she needs any ideas for costumes, she could be a, uh, bikini model… or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader.23. Or, ooh, ooh. Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 24. No, no, no! Slutty Leatherface.25. Wasn’t Joey hitting on her at the wedding too?26. That’s right, he was hitting on her.27. And I got her. I guess the better man won. Heh.28. Please don’t take her from me. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 28-6-229. Ursula!30. Oh. Heh.31. Wait. It’s me, Phoebe.32. Oh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay. Bye.33. Wait a second!34. Um, so, what’s new with you?35. Um, nothing. I mean, I’m getting married next week.36. What?37. Yeah, yeah.38. It’s gonna be a small ceremony. Just family.39. His.40. Huh.41. Okay.42. I’m really happy for you.43. Wait. If, um-- If you want to come, I guess that’d be okay.44. Really?45. Sure, why not?46. You could be my “sister” for the day.47. Yeah, heh, okay.48. Um, you know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight… at my old apartment, so you could come.49. Maybe I could meet the guy you’re marrying.50. Well, I’m supposed to be working tonight.51. I’m supposed to be working now, so who cares!52. By the way, it’s a costume party.53. Oh, okay, so that’s why you’re….54. No.55. But thanks. 【SC・・・・3】56. Hi.57. You’re supposed to wear a costume.58. I am. I am a woman… who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it… because soon she won’t be able to fit into it.59. Oh. I’m Catwoman.8-6-360. Ah.61. Who wants the dress when you’re too big for it.62. Okay.63. Trick or treat!64. Oh! Can I give out candy?65. I really want to be with kids.66. Ever since I got pregnant, I have the strongest maternal instincts.67. Trick or treat!68. Just a minute!69. We-- Aah! Look at you guys!70. Wow! You are a very scary witch.71. Thank you.72. And you are a very funny clown.73. Thank you.74. And you… are so in style right now.75. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren.76. The whole fall line has got this equestrian theme going on.77. Did you see the cover of Vogue--? 78. Could I just have the candy?79. Yeah. Sure.80. Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.81. So we do, Supergirl.82. It’s me, Phoebe.83. Monica, can I talk to you for a second?84. Listen, I appreciate you getting the costume.85. Oh, you did this to him?86. What? I thought he’d love it.87. His favorite book was The Velveteen Rabbit.88. The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white.89. It was either a pink bunny, or no bunny at all.90. No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all.91. Hey.92. You didn’t dress up either?93. Yes, I did. I’m Chandler.8-6-494. Dude, what happened?95. How is that me?96. Okay, ahem.97. I’m Chandler.98. Ha, ha! That is so you!99. Ha-ha-ha.100. When have I ever done that?101. When have I ever done that?102. Trick or treat.103. Oh!104. Oh, you’re just the prettiest ballerina ever I’ve ever seen.105. Thank you.106. Oh, wow. That deserves another candy.107. Thank you.108. Ha-ha-ha.109. I have to say, that earns “two-two” pieces of candy.110. I love you!111. Oh! Aw….112. Oh, honey, here, take it all.113. Monica? We need more candy.114. What? There’s only been four kids.115. I know.116. But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything.117. No wonder you’re pregnant.118. Hey.119. Hey.120. What are you supposed to be?121. Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik?122. Well, I’m potato. Or a “spud”… and these are my antenna.123. So Sputnik becomes…?124. Spud-nik! Spud-nik.125. Wow, I don’t have the worst costume anymore.126. Hey, all right! Ross came as doodie.127. No, I’m not doodie.8-6-5128. No, space-doodie.129. God!130. Hey, sweetie.131. Aren’t you gonna give me a kiss?132. Okay, I will.133. But right after, you have to tell me who you are.134. Ursula?135. Ursula’s fiancé?136. Oh, my God. You’re the sister.137. Yeah.138. I just slapped my future sister-in-law’s ass.139. Yeah.140. I’m an idiot. Is your mother here? I could give her a slap on the butt.141. My mother killed herself.142. See, and I knew that.143. Now I’m sweating.144. I’m really sweating. Now I’m saying look at me, I’m even sweatier. I should go.145. No. We’ll start over.146. Hi, I’m Phoebe.147. Eric.148. Why are you looking at me like that?149. The sweat’s in my eyes.150. It’s burning.151. Okay.152. Thank you.153. There.154. So, what are you?155. I don’t think they have a name for it.156. I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy.157. No, I meant your costume.158. Oh, um, I’m a solar system.159. My student’s helped me. I teach second grade.
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《Season8-5-3》The One With Rachel's Date 初版・・・・2015年10月24日8-5-11302. We can catch that Ukrainian film.303. No, I said fun. 【SC・・・・12】304. Hey, Toby?305. Hey, Bobby.306. It’s Bob, actually.307. You work up here. Can you tell me where Chandler Bing’s office is?308. Uh, yeah, it’s right….309. Right there. Let me ask you, why?310. Ha, ha, I wanna talk to that bastard, see what his problem is.311. Okay, Bob, listen. Uh….312. I’m the reason you didn’t get the job.313. Toby, don’t.314. Bob.315. Toby, I’m not gonna let you cover for him.316. Anything you say will just get me more upset with Chandler.317. Well that puts me in a difficult position. 【SC・・・・13】318. I got your page. Is everything okay?319. Uh, well, that depends.320. How are things with Phoebe?321. It’s great. Thank you for introducing us.322. Oh, my pleasure. Okay, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news.323. Phoebe!324. Monica!325. I’m breaking up with you!326. You’re fired!327. What?328. I’m breaking up with you.329. You’re fired.330. Why?331. I’m sorry. I’m not ready for a relationship right now.332. And I’m sorry too. But, well, I like things done a certain way.8-5-12333. And the chemistry’s just not right.334. Ooh, good. The chemistry thing for us too.335. Wow, heh. Um, okay. Um….336. I realize I came on a little strong.337. But it’s only because I think you’re so amazing.338. And, uh….339. I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here… because you’re the most talented chef I’ve ever worked for.340. Anyway, heh.341. Tim, wait. Wait. Um….342. Yeah?343. I think I spoke too quickly. There’s a learning curve with this job.344. Maybe we could try it again.345. Really?346. Thank you so much.347. Because I know I can be better.348. Okay.349. And Tim, I just want to say good luck here. 【SC・・・・14】350. Hello. Ha, ha.351. Hi.352. Uh, how was the date?353. Well, I’m alone and I just bought $15 worth of candy bars. What do you think?354. Huh. What happened?355. Made the mistake… of telling him that I was pregnant.356. He didn’t, uh, take it so well?357. Well, better than you.358. But still not what you want.359. Oh?360. Yeah. He got all weird and sputtery. Then he said, uh:361. “I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch.”362. He sounds swell.8-5-13363. Doesn’t he?364. Hey, you want a little cheering up?365. Yes. Okay.366. Sit down.367. Guess whose middle name is Muriel?368. Chandler m. Bing.369. Yu-huh.370. Oh, my God.371. I’m sorry about your date.372. It’s all right.373. I guess I’m just done with the whole dating thing.374. Just one more thing in my life that is suddenly completely different.375. This is hard.376. Yeah, I know.377. On the other hand, in, um….378. In about seven months you’re gonna have something… that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with.379. Just wait. Wait until, uh….380. Wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger.381. You have no idea.382. Thanks, sweetie.383. You wanna grab some coffee?384. No. I’m gonna go eat 10 candy bars.385. I thought I cheered you up.386. Oh, you did.387. There are 20 in here.388. Right.389. Good night.390. Good night. 【SC・・・・15】391. Ross?392. Yeah?393. Hey, it’s Mona. From the wedding.8-5-14394. Oh, hi!395. Hi.396. Wow, uh—397. How are you?398. I’m good, except, um… you still owe me a dance.399. Oh, that’s right. 400. Mm.401. Well, uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?402. Oh, you’re serious. Sure.403. Great. Well, uh….404. I think I might need one more cup of coffee.405. Sure, uh, let me get it for you.406. Okay. 【SC・・・・16】 Chap. 4407. Bob? Bob!408. Bob!409. What the hell are you doing?410. I just found out this is Chandler’s office.411. Come on. Toby. Give me a hand! 【Season8 第5話 完】
October 24, 2015
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《Season8-5-2》The One With Rachel's Date 初版・・・・2015年10月24日8-5-6153. Bob will stay put.154. I think it’s best, sir.155. We really do need to find somebody. Work is starting to pile up.156. I’ve got a stack of documents on my desk this high.157. What you should do, toss them in the shredder… and claim you never got them. 158. That’s a good one, Bing.159. What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here? 【SC・・・・7】160. Hey.161. Okay, I gave him another chance… but Tim has got to go.162. But-- 163. No! No, no,. He’s totally incompetent.164. I called the chef who recommended him to me.165. He said, “Ha, ha! Gotcha!”166. Okay, but you can’t fire him today.167. Why not?168. Because I’m dumping him today.169. What? You said he was sweet.170. He is sweet. He’s too sweet. He calls me all the time.171. “Did you get home from work okay? Did you get out of the shower okay?”172. Just don’t pick up your phone.173. Then he comes over!174. “I was worried about you.” Ugh, be a man!175. So now I’m not allowed to fire him?176. You can’t fire him and dump him in the same day. He’ll kill himself.177. I fire him today, you go out with him another week.178. Are you kidding? Another week with that simp, I’ll kill myself.179. Then we’ll both do it today and he’ll just have to deal with it.180. Okay. But the question is, who’s gonna go first?181. Whoever goes second is the bitch.182. What do you mean?8-5-7183. The boss that fires a guy… that’s just been dumped? Bitch!184. And the woman who dumps a guy that’s just been fired?185. Blond bitch!186. I wanted to do this days ago, so I think I should go first.187. Ugh. All right, that makes sense.188. Agh, but… screw you! I’m going first! 【SC・・・・8】189. Hey, Toby, you got a sec?190. Sure, what’s up?191. I just had a meeting. I was hoping to get transferred up here.192. But I found out it’s not gonna happen.193. Apparently somebody thinks I’m not “11th-floor material.”194. Say, uh, who the hell is this Chandler? 【SC・・・・9】195. What do you think is the better excuse for why I’m not drinking on this date?196. Um, “I’m a recovering alcoholic,” “I’m a Mormon”… or “I got so hammered last night I’m still a little drunk”?197. Hey.198. Hi.199. So, what do you want to do tonight?200. There’s a Ukrainian film at the Angelika that’s supposed to be very powerful.201. Interested?202. No. No.203. But I’ll go see a normal-person movie with you.204. Rach, you wanna come?205. Oh, no, I can’t. I got a date.206. Heh. A date?207. Yeah. Why, is that weird for you?208. Why, no. It’s the opposite of weird. It’s, uh-- It’s regular. It’s, uh—209. It’s mundane. It’s actually a little dull.210. It’s no Ukrainian film, I’ll tell you.8-5-8211. Ooh! Earrings!212. A date? She’s got a date? With who?213. I set her up with this actor on my show.214. You set her up?215. No.216. Joey, what were you thinking?217. That it would probably be okay… because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years.218. Joey, I’m not worried about her. I’m worried about my baby.219. whoever she dates, my baby dates.220. Where is this “actor” taking them?221. Hey! I’m an “actor” too.222. I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry to some Italian place on Staten Island.223. A ferry? My baby’s going on a ferry?224. Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?225. Aren’t we talking about those big boats that go, like, five miles an hour?226. Why don’t they just jump out of an airplane? That’s a fun date.227. Or burn each other with matches? That’s fun too.228. Whoo!229. Hey, Joey.230. Hey, Kash.231. Uh, hey, Ross, this is Kash.232. Hey.233. Hey, I hear you’re going on a ferry tonight.234. Yeah.235. Bit of a daredevil. Are we?236. Hey, you guys, do you think this is too slutty? Hi, Kash.237. Hey, Rachel. You ready to go?238. Yeah. See you guys later.239. Okay. Have a great time, you guys.240. Thank you.241. And yes, it is too slutty!8-5-9 【SC・・・・10】 Chap. 3 242. Hi.243. Ah!244. Hi.245. I’m so glad you called. I feel like it’s always me calling you.246. So, what’s up? Is everything okay with Phoebe?247. It will be in a minute. Listen.248. Tim, you’re a really great guy.249. That’s because I’m with you.250. Aw.251. I’m just-- I’m in a plce in my life right now where I—252. Whoops! So sorry. “This just in.” Heh.253. It’s 911 from the restaurant. That means Monica needs me.254. Oh, no, she doesn’t! I know what that is. You can stay.255. Aw….256. I’ll miss you too, Pheebs.257. And I will be holding you right here. 【SC・・・・11】258. So, what movie do you wanna see? And not another one I have to read.259. I get enough of that from books.260. Books?261. All right, car magazines, cereal boxes… but it’s, like, enough!262. I tell you what, why don’t we--?263. Why don’t we stay. Let’s not see a movie. We’ll just hang.264. Just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?265. Hey, if that’s what you wanna do, I’m not gonna say no.266. Dude, what is going on?267. I just-- I have to find out how it went.268. Why?269. This guy could be my baby’s stepfather.270. They go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?271. He’s not you.8-5-10272. I just, I can’t believe she7s dating.273. What did you think she was gonna do?274. I don’t know.275. I guess I can’t believe any of this is happening.276. What do you mean?277. I always thought when I had another kid, it’d be different.278. I love ben. But every time I drop him off at Carol and Susan’s… it breaks my heart a little.279. I’ve always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday.280. My kid comes running in, leaps up on the bed and we all read the paper together.281. You know? Maybe fight over the science section.282. That’s a nice picture. Maybe you can still have that.283. No, I can’t. Rachel’s out with some guy.284. My baby went with her.285. If anything, that picture keeps moving further away.286. Hey, can I ask you something?287. In this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?288. It used to be.289. Now she doesn’t really have a face.290. Smoking body, though.291. Good call. But the face, Ross, the face isn’t Rachel.292. No. But, ugh, how much easier would it be if it were?293. I know, but I don’t think that’s what she wants.294. It’s not what I want either.295. And I can’t force myself to fall in love with her again.296. Ross, maybe you need a new picture.297. Okay? It’s not gonna be what you thought. But no matter what… there’s gonna be a brand-new little baby. Your baby.298. Who cares what the picture looks like?299. Yeah.300. hey, tell you what. Let’s you and me go out and have some fun.301. Huh? Whatever you want. Come on.
October 24, 2015
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《Season8-5-1》The One With Rachel’s Date 初版・・・・2015年10月23日8-5-11. Okay, this one’s rare. This one is medium well. Go!2. Hey, Phoebe! How was dinner?3. Hey!4. Dinner was good! Just saying hi! Now I’m gonna go!5. All right, okay.6. Oh. Well, hello there.7. Hi.8. I didn’t see this on the menu.9. Phoebe, this is Tim, my new sous chef.10. Oh. So you’re Monica’s boss?11. Actually, she’s my boss.12. “Sous” is French for “under.”13. Ah! I “sous-stand.” Heh.14. Tim, I need a calamari and a Caesar salad. And could you get me the pesto? 15. Yeah.16. You made pesto?17. Yes, I did.18. Would you say your pesto is the best-o? Heh.19. I don’t know. I would say it’s pretty good-o.20. I still need the calamari and the salad.21. I like your necklace.22. Oh, I made it myself.23. You are so talented.24. Well, it’s no pesto.25. All right, let’s just cut to the chase. Okay? You’re single, you’re single.26. He gets off work at 11. She’ll be waiting for your call.27. I’ll give him your number if I could just get calamari and Caesar salad!28. I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 28-5-229. Wow, Bing! Burning the midnight oil.30. You know me, sir.31. Oh, I have a question. Do you know how can I get around the computer network… so I can access the really good Internet porn?32. You’re a joker, Bing.33. What’s funny about that?34. Sorry I kept you waiting so long.35. That’s okay. Where do you wanna go?36. Oh, uh, I think you know where I wanna go.37. The Hard Rock Café?38. Yeah.39. Again?40. Yeah.41. I’m telling you, I like the food. You like the Purple Rain display. 42. Hey, Bob.43. Hey, Toby. Have a good night.44. Did that guy just call you Toby?45. Yeah, he thinks that’s my name.46. Why don’t you correct him?47. Oh, it’s been way too long now.48. The first time, we were passing each other so I didn’t say anything.49. The next time he said, “Hey, Toby, want a doughnut?”50. And I wanted the doughnut.51. Five years later, the doughnut’s gone and I’m still Toby.52. Five years? Chandler, you have to tell him.53. No, that would be so awkward.54. Besides, we work in different departments. He’s on the sixth floor.55. So he calls me Toby once in a while. Big deal. Could be worse.56. It’s not like he’s calling me Muriel.57. Muriel. Why would he call you Muriel?58. Oh, my God.59. Chandler M. Bing.60. It’s not just an M.61. Your middle name is Muriel!8-5-362. Shh! It is a family name.63. Chandler Muriel Bing.64. Your parents never even gave you a chance, did they? 【SC・・・・3】65. Drake, I’ve discovered the reason for your headaches and memory loss.66. What is it?67. Apparently, your brain transplant was not entirely successful.68. It seems your body is rejecting Jessica’s brain.69. Is it serious?70. Not if we extract tissue from the original body… synthesize antibodies, introduce them into your system… which could stop you from rejecting the brain.71. That sounds simple enough. Let’s just do that.72. We would, but when we went to exhume Jessica’s body… it was gone.73. Cut. Very nice, people.74. Let me change and we can go to dinner.75. Wh--? Oh.76. What happened to Jessica’s body?77. I’m not telling. You’ll have to see it on TV.78. You don’t know, do you?79. No. Couldn’t care less.80. Hey, good scene, man. All right.81. You too.82. What? You weren’t in it.83. Oh—84. Oh, sorry. Uh, Kash, this is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash.85. Hi.86. How come I haven’t seen you here before?87. Well, heh. Joey probably just thinks I’ll embarrass him.88. He thnks I’m some kind of soap opera nut. Ha-ha-ha.89. Which I’m not. I’m not. Ha, ha.90. Although, I do know your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan.8-5-491. And, uh-- And your dog’s name is Wally.92. Look at that, I’m just stroking your arm.93. Here we go.94. We’re leaving. Bye, Kash. Say hi to Wally. 【SC・・・・4】95. Oh, Monica.96. Hi.97. Oh, my God, I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet.98. Ugh! I can’t wait to get “sous-neath” him.99. Uh, I-- I have to fire him.100. Why?101. Because He’s terrible. Ge’s slow. He burns things.102. Last night he lit my pastry chef on fire.103. He was nervous. You can be very intimidating.104. And I’ve met your pastry chef. She can stand to be taken down a peg.105. Well, now she has no eyebrows. Mission accomplished.106. But Monica, he loves his job so much.107. Can’t you just give him another chance, please?108. All right. But if he lights someone else on fire, he is out of there.109. That’s fair. Thank you so much. Thanks.110. Oops, looks like when he got the pastry chef, he got you a little bit too.111. I paid to have this done.112. Love it! 【SC・・・・5】113. Hey.114. Hi.115. Oh, you know, uh, Kash really liked you the other day.116. He said he thought you were charming.117. Ha!118. I thought I was an idiot.119. I’m with you.8-5-5120. He asked if you’d go out with him.121. Oh!122. Oh, I think I’m gonna throw up a little.123. What did you say?124. I said, “No.” Heh.125. What?126. I figured since you’re pregnant, you’re not gonna be seeing people.127. Okay, Joey.128. First of all, Kash Ford? Not people.129. Second, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?130. I didn’t. I didn’t know if you were telling people.131. This was back when I thought Kash was still “people.”132. Good. Don’t. Just have him call me.133. I really don’t think that’s such—134. Okay, you go do it. I’ll come back to that set.135. I’ll meet more actors. I’ll meet them all.136. Yup. 【SC・・・・6】137. Hey, Bob.138. Hey! How’s my pal Toby doing today?139. If I see him, I’ll ask.140. Aah!141. Hey, Bing. Was that Bob from six you were just talking to?142. Yeah.143. You know each other?144. We’re on a semi-first-name basis.145. What do you think of adding him to our team?146. Bob? Ooh.147. Working here with us? Every day?148. Yeah, I don’t know if he has what it takes.149. Really? They love him down on six.150. But this is 11.151. It’s almost twice as hard up here.152. Okay, I hear you loud and clear.
October 23, 2015
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《Season8-4-3》The one with the Videotape 初版・・・・2015年10月22日8-4-11307. How do you know about that story?308. How do you know about that story?309. I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy.310. Some guy!311. No, no, she told me that his name was Ken Adams.312. Ken Adams! 【SC・・・・10】313. Hi.314. So apparently, uh, people are familiar with the Europe story?315. Yeah, listen, about that… the whole “who came on to who” thing really doesn’t matter.316. I think it would have happened either way.317. I mean, if you hadn’t initiated it, I know I would have.318. It was an amazing night.319. It was. It was an amazing night.320. You think it looked amazing? 321. I, uh-- I don’t know. I honestly didn’t watch it.322. Yeah, me neither.323. Yet.324. Uh….325. That-- That may be weird.326. Yeah, it would be really weird.327. Good luck.328. Good luck to you.329. Mind if I mute?330. Oh, please.331. Oh, there go the clothes.332. You are undressing awfully quickly.333. Six months, Rachel. Six months.334. Huh.335. Huh.336. Huh.337. Hey. Heh.338. We look pretty good.8-4-12339. I was gonna say.340. Ooh, nice tan.341. Thank you.342. I’d just gone to the beach that weekend.343. Ah.344. Ugh.345. Have you been working out?346. I have been working out.347. Well, this is so much better than I ever—348. Oh.349. Oh.350. Ew.351. Ew.352. Oh, that’s not pretty.353. Oh.354. Oh. Oh, God.355. Oh.356. Oh, no. Oh, no! No!357. Make it stop. Make it stop. 【SC・・・・11】 Chap. 5358. Hello, Greg? Hi, this is Monica from the plabe.359. Listen, the number that you gave me, uh, 8-5-3—360. Their old number! Jenny’s been giving it out since they moved!361. Jenny! That is so Jenny!362. I know.363. Listen, um, how would you like to get together next Saturday?364. Okay, how about Sunday?365. Okay, um, the week after that?366. The week after that?367. You know what, Greg? Heh.368. We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions.369. And if you and your precious Jenny can’t see that, then—370. January 15?371. We’ll see you then! Okay! 【Season8 第4話 完】
October 22, 2015
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《Season8-4-2》The One With the Video tape8-4-6155. Western Europe.156. You know, um, a few years ago I was backpacking across Western Europe.157. Really?158. Mm-hm. Wait, it gets better.159. Um, yeah, I was in, um, Barcelona.160. I studied for a year in Barcelona.161. Anyway, um, so I was hiking—162. I love hiking!163. Oh, that’s great!164. I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo—165. I think it’s “Tibidabo.”166. Okay, do you want to tell the story? 【SC・・・・6】167. Whoa, what are you doing here? How’d your date go?168. Great. I’m across the street having sex right now.169. Your story sucks.170. If it didn’t work, you didn’t tell it right.171. Show me how you did it.172. No, I don’t want to.173. How long since you seen a girl naked?174. I was backpacking across Western Europe.175. I’m not feeling it.176. I was outside Barcelona, hiking—177. No, Ross, I’m not hot. Are you hot?178. It’s been six months. I’m always hot.179. You’re not selling the story. You don’t believe it.180. I gotta go, I got a date. But try this.181. Do what I do when I’m preparing for an audition.182. I’ll set you up with my video camera.183. You can record yourself and see what you’re doing wrong.184. I’ll try that.185. All right. Now, you’re all set up. Good to go.186. Just hit record. Good luck.8-4-7187. And Joe, listen. If you ever have any problem with the ladies… you know I’ll help you out.188. That means a lot to me, man.189. Hello.190. Can I get you anything? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay?191. Rachel.192. Oh, Ross.193. Hi.194. Thank God you’re here.195. You have to help me. Were you just talking to yourself?196. That’s less embarrassing. Yes. Yes, I was. 【SC・・・・7】197. When she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera.198. It kept rolling and recorded everything.199. Yeah, we’re gonna need to see that tape.200. Yeah.201. What a great idea! That’ll get Rachel to forgive me.202. This is not fair to her. Let’s forget the tape.203. Thank you.204. You’ll show it to me.205. No.206. You’re right.207. Joey, no.208. Loud and clear. 【TP・・・・8】209. I don’t get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.210. You know, if they knew what they were doing… they didn’t give you real names either.211. Okay.212. Maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don’t give out fake names.213. Oh, yeah?214. Hi. Ken Adams. Nice to meet you.8-4-8215. Regina Phalange.216. We didn’t do anything wrong.217. I know.218. Although you did tell an awful lot of jokes.219. I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke, joke, joke!220. Joke, joke…221. Maybe it was your questions.222. What about my questions?223. The sheer volume. It was like flying with the Riddler.224. Ooh, sorry, was that another joke?225. Was that another question?226. Hey, is Ross still here?227. Uh, no, Rach, he’s gone, but listen.228. He told us what happened. It sounds like an honest mistake.229. Really? How would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it?230. Oh, forget it.231. Oh, there he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the West Village.232. Look, it was an accident, okay?233. I feel bad it happened. I swear, I didn’t even watch it.234. Anyway, here.235. I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself.236. Thank you.237. What?238. You don’t want to see this, do you?239. Hell, yeah!240. I am not gonna show you this.241. Not the sex part. Just the stuff leading up to it.242. Forget it. She’s destroying it.243. Okay, fine! Fine. We’ll just have to think of some other way… to put the “who came on to who” thing to rest.244. Come on now, think!245. Forget it. It’s Rachel’s tape, and she can do whatever she wants with it.8-4-9246. And she wants to destroy it, so end of story.247. I want to see it.248. What?249. Clearly you don’t want people to see this tape.250. I don’t want people to see this tape either.251. But you so badly don’t want people to see it that it makes me want to see it. See?252. Are we watching the tape or not?253. I don’t want people to see it for your sake.254. Oh, I don’t believe you.255. I think you don’t want them to see you begging me.256. Rachel, please?257. Oh, a little preview.258. Fine. But I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road.259. Because in about five minutes, I’m gonna be saying:260. Okay, here we go.261. Hello. Can I can get you anything?262. I’m so happy. 【TP・・・・9】263. Oh, thank God you’re here.264. I need you to help me. Were you talking to yourself? 265. Oh, there I am.266. You’re gonna get pregnant.267. I screwed up so bad. 268. I told Monica that I’d stuff and send those wedding invitations weeks ago. 269. You didn’t do it?270. I had put them in-- In my desk at work… and I forgot about them until today.271. Sweetie, it’s okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I’m fine.272. Kind of hurting my hand though.273. I know.274. I can not believe that I did this.8-4-10275. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it.276. “Here are the invitations, Rachel. Be very careful, Rachel.277. Please drinking no liquids around the invitations, Rachel.”278. Whoa, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!279. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!280. Did you do it on our invitations?281. Not on the ones we sent out.282. So just the ones you gave back to us and we had framed?283. Can you believe this is happening?284. It seems like yesterday they got engaged.285. I know.286. Remember the night they got engaged? How you and I almost—287. Oh, I remember how we almost.288. You think we would’ve gone through with it if we hadn’t gotten caught?289. You think we would have done it?290. I know I wanted to. I just wasn’t sure if you wanted to.291. Oh, I wanted to.292. So we-- We both wanted to.293. Interesting.294. Mm.295. Anyway, um, probably worked out for the best.296. Yeah, sure.297. In about 10 seconds, you’re gonna see him kiss me.298. And in about 5 seconds, you’re gonna see why.299. Ross, did I ever tell you about the time… that I went backpacking through Western Europe?300. Okay, get ready to see some begging.301. Oh, you came on to Ross!302. What?303. Now I’m so happy.304. What are you talking about?305. You used the Europe story!306. That’s the magic story you use when want have sex!
October 22, 2015
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《Season8-4-1》The One With the Videotape 初版・・・・2015年10月22日8-4-11. Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know that I love you.2. And I had a great time on our honeymoon.3. I can’t wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.4. You’re sticking with the shell necklace, huh?5. Hey, you’re back! Woo-hoo!6. Yay!7. Come on in!8. Yeah, come on!9. How was the honeymoon?10. So much fun. The best part is, we met this incredible couple on the flight back.11. That was the best part? Good honeymooning, tiger.12. They’re cool. They were on their honeymoon too.13. They’re terrific. They live here in the city.14. Can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call.15. Sorry, we’re excited. We finally have a couple to hang out with.16. A couple? Like two people? Like one, two people?17. This is different. Greg and Jenny are in a relationship.18. Ugh. Greg and Jenny. Ugh! “Hi, Greg. I’m Chandler. This is Monica.”19. “Hi, Monica. This is Jenny.” “Hi, Jenny. Hi, Greg.”20. Listen, they’re great. If you got a chance—21. You know what?22. Why don’t you give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here.23. We didn’t get a chance to—24. You’ve got to be kidding me!25. We didn’t get anything for anyone.26. Mm-hm, yeah. Nice necklace.27. That you can have. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 228. Hi.29. Hey!8-4-230. Hello!31. Welcome home.32. So, how was the honeymoon?33. Great! How about you? I mean, you’re having a baby!34. Oh, look, I have a sonogram picture.35. Oh, good.36. Ross, it’s got your wavy, black lines.37. So now that Ross knows, can you tell us how it happened?38. Monica, that’s not right.39. What?40. Start with where.41. Well, it happened about six weeks ago.42. And, uh, I had just got home from work and Ross was already there.43. I guess he’d been hanging out with Joey.44. You’re welcome, buddy.45. Yeah, thanks.46. And so I had a lot of work, and Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out.47. And then we had wine, we got to talking.48. Next thing you know, out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.49. Um, heh. That’s—50. That’s a little misleading.51. What is?52. The lie you just told.53. That you came on to me?54. There’s the one!55. But you did. Let’s be honest.56. Yes, let’s.57. You know what? Uh, it’s hot important.58. Heh, what’s important is that we’re having a baby.59. It doesn’t matter who came on to who.60. “Whom.”61. That’s right.62. You kissed me first.8-4-363. What? You were begging me to kiss you!64. You were sending me signals all over the place.65. I was sending signals? Please.66. Yeah.67. Okay, anyone think that I’d actually send Ross begging signals?68. Please, show of hands.69. It doesn’t matter what people “believe.” What matters is what happened.70. These signals, explain this. Maybe I need to be more careful.71. Am I you sending these signals right now?72. You know what? Just drop it.73. Show me how I begged you.74. I can show you! I have it on videotape.75. It’s an expression. 【SC・・・・3】76. I can’t believe he taped the two of them having sex.77. Yeah. You gotta tell a girl before you tape her.78. Such a rookie mistake.79. Know who has a great camera?80. Greg and Jenny?81. Do you want to call them? I want to.82. Let’s call.83. Ask them if they brought their friends souvenirs.84. Hello? 8th Street Deli?85. Hey, hang up. You get food poisoning just talking to that place.86. Sorry, wrong number.87. Here you go, babe.88. Hello? It’s the deli again!89. All right, I’ll have a sandwich.90. I don’t think this number’s right.91. What?92. You got fake-numbered.93. What? People don’t do that.94. Oh, I think we do.8-4-495. A fake number? Why would they do that?96. I don’t know.97. You were a delight to talk to.98. You asked those insightful, great questions.99. And you’ve never been funnier.100. I mean, joke, joke, joke! You were a hoot!101. Don’t worry about it. You still got me and Phoebe.102. Excuse me, I don’t want Greg and Jenny’s rejects.103. Rachel won’t talk to me. She won’t open the door.104. Hmm, I wonder why, pervert.105. Okay, listen, I am not a pervert.106. That’s, like, the pervert motto.107. Yeah, they have you raise your right hand… put your left hand down your pants and repeat that.108. Filming Rachel was not something I planned.109. Look, here’s what happened. And Joey can back me up on this.110. About a month and a half ago, remember I came to you with a problem?111. Um, a—112. The personal thing?113. Pers--? What personal thing?114. About-- About sex?115. That I hadn’t had sex in months?116. Yeah, I knew what you were talking about. 【SC・・・・4】117. Hey.118. Hey.119. Do you have a minute?120. I’d like to talk about something I’m uncomfortable talking about.121. Sure, yeah.122. How about, uh, you showering with your mom?123. I actually had a topic in mind.124. I’m kind of going through a dry spell, sex-wise.125. Oh, for, like, months?8-4-5126. Five, to be… lying. Six.127. Six months? That’s rough.128. Well, it’s not all bad. I’m learning to appreciate the, uh, small things in life.129. Like the sound of a bird, or the color of the sky.130. The sky’s blue, Ross. And I had sex yesterday.131. Please help me. I have a date tonight.132. It has to go well. I’m scared for my health.133. Okay, okay. Oh! I got something. It’s this story that I came up with.134. Very romantic. Any woman that hears it, they’re like putty.135. Really? Tell it to me.136. Okay. Now, you’re gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it.137. But you have to remember, it is just the story.138. I’ll try to control myself.139. Okay. Ahem.140. Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe—141. Heh, you were backpacking across Europe?142. Have a nice six more months, Ross.143. Okay, okay!144. I’m sorry. Please, please. You were in Western Europe, and…?145. I was outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo.146. I was at the end of this path. I came to a clearing, and there was a lake.147. Very secluded. There were tall trees all around.148. It was dead silent. Gorgeous.149. And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself.150. But she was crying.151. Why? 【SC・・・・5】152. Mm! Mm, this is great wine.153. It’s from France.154. In Europe.
October 22, 2015
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《Season8-3-3》The One Where Rachel Tells Ross 初版・・・・2015年10月22日8-3-11289. No, because that’s the right thing to do.290. Yeah, maybe, if you’re in love. But, Ross, we are not in love, are we?291. No, but still, I mean, you can’t possibly do this alone.292. Excuse me?293. Come on, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.294. What?295. I’m saying if you can’t eat by yourself… how can you have a baby by yourself?296. I can too eat by myself.297. When have you ever?298. When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!299. Well, certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup.300. Please, you inhale your food.301. I grew up with Monica. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat!302. Am I interrupting?303. No, Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he’s the father.304. But not the husband, because she can do this alone.305. Nice to meet you. I’ll get started on this.306. Why can’t you admit you need me?307. I need you. I need you to stay near my head!308. Okay. Everything looks good. Here it is on the screen.309. There’s your uterus… and right here is your baby.310. Oh, my God.311. Wow.312. There it is, I see it.313. Congratulations. I’ll give you two a minute.314. Thank you.315. Pretty amazing, huh?316. I don’t see it!317. What? What?318. I can’t see it.319. You just said that you did.320. I know, I lied.8-3-12321. I didn’t want her to think I was a terrible mother. I can’t even see my own baby.322. Come here. Sure you can. Come here. Look, it’s right there.323. Oh.324. Oh, it’s beautiful.325. I see it now.326. Do you really?327. No, I don’t see it!328. Okay, come on. Come on. All right. Okay. Okay.329. You see this tiny thing that looks like a peanut?330. Yeah.331. Sweetie, that’s it.332. That’s it? Well, I saw that.333. Oh.334. Oh, thank you.335. You’re welcome.336. Wow, I can’t believe that’s our baby.337. Yeah, that’s our baby. 【SC・・・・12】 Chap. 4338. Hi.339. Hey.340. So how was the doctor?341. Everything went great.342. Good.343. Hey, show them the picture of your uterus.344. Aw.345. I don’t see the baby. Where is it?346. I know, I couldn’t see it either at first. But it’s right, um….347. Ross, I lost it again. 【Season8 第3話 完】
October 22, 2015
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《Season8-3-2》The One Where Rachel Tells Ross 初版・・・・2015年10月21日8-3-6144. Sir, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave.145. Fine.146. Go, go, go! 【SC・・・・6】147. Hi.148. Hi.149. Hi.150. I think there’s something that we really need to talk about.151. I think we do. Why don’t we go inside.152. Hi.153. Hi.154. Look, I know why you’re here.155. You do?156. Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment, I think I should talk first.157. Okay.158. Okay.159. Here.160. Ross and Rachel. Rachel and Ross. Heh.161. It’s been one heck of a seesaw, hasn’t it?162. What?163. I mean, look, that one night we had was fun and certainly passionate.164. But don’t you think it’s better if we just stay friends?165. Seriously, what?166. Okay, okay. You know what?167. If you want to, we can do it one more time.168. I’d be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.169. You know what? Ahem. Can I talk now?170. Oh, sure.171. I’m pregnant.172. Ross?173. Ross?174. Okay, wherever you’re ready.8-3-7175. And you’re the father, by the way. But you’re good. 【CC・・・・7】 Chap. 3176. Can I get you some water?177. I’m good, I’m good.178. Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? You can be as involved as you want.179. Yeah, I, uh…. I’m just, I don’t know. I don’t understand… how this happened.180. We used a condom.181. I know.182. But you know, condoms only work, like, 97 percent of the time.183. What? What?184. What?185. Well, they should put that on the box!186. They do.187. No, they don’t!188. Well, they should put it in huge block letters!189. Let’s just forget about the condoms. 190. Well, I may as well have!191. Listen, I was really freaked out too when—192. Freaked out? No, I’m not freaked out.193. I’m indignant as a consumer!194. You know what? Let’s talk later.195. No. No, I wanna talk now.196. In fact, I wanna talk to the president of the condom company.197. Okay, maybe I should come back—198. Shh!199. Yeah, I’ll press one! 【SC・・・・8】200. I looked everywhere. There’s no gas leak.201. So now I can heat this up?202. I looked everywhere. There’s no gas leak.203. So now I can heat this up?204. Anyway, I’ll get moving on that new door.8-3-8205. Great. And could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this?206. Because, you know, they don’t have any kids of their own… and this door was like a child to them.207. I have to put on a new lock. They’ll find out anyway.208. Oh, no.209. This looks like an all day job. I’ll have to cancel my yoga class.210. Hey, Ross.211. Hey.212. Could you tell Jasmine I can’t make it to yoga?213. Sure.214. My God. What happened to the door?215. So it’s noticeable, huh?216. Is Rachel here? I really need to talk to her.217. Didn’t you two already talk?218. Yeah, but….219. Okay, look. You guys know Rachel and I slept together, but there’s something else.220. Rachel’s pregnant.221. Holy mother of God!222. Oh, my God! I can’t believe it!223. With my child.224. That is brand-new information!225. You already know, don’t you?226. A little bit.227. How you doing?228. Okay. Okay. I mean, I’ll be okay.229. It’s just I don’t think I handled it very well.230. What did you say to her?231. Nothing.232. But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful.233. Then when I turned around, she was gone.234. Oh, Ross.8-3-9235. But in my defense, I found out that condoms are only 97 percent effective.236. What?237. I gotta go find her.238. Hold on! Are you serious? So, like, 3 percent of the time they don’t even work?239. Huh? They should put that on the box!240. Evidently, they do.241. What? 【SC・・・・9】242. I can’t believe we’re here.243. You’ve gotta be kidding.244. What?245. As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the Honeymoon Suite.246. No! You have been screwing us all day!247. Who are you?248. We’re you. Just 10 seconds later!249. You already got the first-class tickets, the lounge. We should get free stuff too!250. You’re not the only ones on your honeymoon!251. You can have the suite, if you want. We don’t care about where we stay.252. We’re here to celebrate our love for each other. We don’t have to get free stuff.253. We just want to be together.254. We need the stuff. 【SC・・・・10】255. Hey, Monica, it’s Joey. Phoebe and I smell gas coming from your apartment.256. Are you serious? Joey smells gas.257. What else is new?258. We’d check it out, but you took our keys.259. Do something. Get in there!8-3-10260. How? I guess I could break down your door.261. Yeah, do that. 262. You won’t blame us for any damage?263. No.264. Are you doing it? I can’t hear anything.265. Okay, I’ll break it down.266. He’s doing it, he’s breaking down the door.267. Okay, we’re in. 【SC・・・・11】268. Rachel, are you comfortable?269. If I said I was, would you judge me?270. The doctor will be here soon to do your sonogram.271. Okay.272. Oh, man, I swear, if they sold these at Pottery Barn….273. Hi.274. Hi.275. We need to talk.276. Right now? I kind of got an alfresco situation going on over here.277. Please. Please, I want to apologize for the way I acted earlier today.278. That’s fine. Can you stay up near my head?279. Yeah, sorry.280. I went crazy. I was thinking about myself when I should’ve been thinking about you.281. Head, Ross. Head, Ross. Head, Ross.282. Right.283. I want you to know that I’ll be there through this whole thing. Okay?284. The doctor’s appointments, Lamaze classes, baby-proofing the apartment.285. We can do that after we get married.286. Married?287. Yeah, we should get married.288. Because that’s your answer to everything?
October 22, 2015
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《Season8-3-1》The One Where Rachel Tells Ross 初版・・・・2015年10月21日8-3-11. Are you excited about our honeymoon?2. Yeah, I am.3. Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama 4. Get it out of your system while we’re alone.5. We came to say goodbye.6. Have a great honeymoon.7. Thanks.8. I’ll go pack.9. I already packed. The only thing I couldn’t find, though, was your Speedo.10. Speedo? Uh, I don’t have a Speedo.11. I’m gonna go pack my regular, long bathing suit.12. Good, you’re still here. I wanted to tell you to have a good honeymoon.13. Oh, thank you.14. And I wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today.15. What? What? What?16. We know it’s Ross.17. How? How do you know?18. It was his sweater. But, oh, my God!19. I so wanted Ross to know first. But I’m so relieved that you guys know.20. That’s so great. I’ll be your baby’s sunt!21. I know.22. Me too!23. I’m gonna be an uncle! Come here.24. You’ll all be aunts and uncles.25. But I’m the only one related by blood.26. Okay, great. Now that you all know, you can give me advice on how to tell Ross.27. What were you gonna say?28. That I’m gonna have the baby, and he can be as involved as he 8-3-2wants.29. Well, that sounds good.30. Yeah, but how do I start? What’s the first thing that I say?31. Okay, great. Thanks.32. Hey, good luck.33. Yeah, bye.34. What was that all about?35. Well, I guess no harm in telling you now. Rachel and Ross are having a baby.36. What? I didn’t even know! Why didn’t you tell me?37. Why am I talking like this?38. I didn’t think you could keep it a secret.39. What? I’m an excellent secret-keeper. I’ve kept all our secrets.40. What secrets?41. No, no, Joey.42. I’m not gonna tell you because I am an excellent secret-keeper.43. Psst. You’ll tell me later?44. You already know. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap. 245. It’s so romantic to send people off on their honeymonn.46. You know, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby.47. Maybe you and I should do something.48. All in good time, my love. All in good time.49. Oh, shoot. I left my guitar in their apartment. You can let me in later, right?50. No, I don’t have a key. They took mine to give to you.51. What? They took mine to give to you.52. Why would they take away our keys?53. Maybe they don’t trust us.54. They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.55. You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle… and cleaned it up with Monica’s guest towels?56. I washed those.8-3-357. No, you didn’t.58. Yeah, that didn’t sound like me.59. What am I gonna do? I really need my guitar.60. I have stuff in there too.61. What stuff?62. Monica’s chicken parm. I’ll take care of this.63. Mr. treeger? It’s Joey Tribbiani.64. I need to get into Monica and Chandler’s apartment. It’s an emergency.65. Uh-- Uh-- Gas leak. Oh, and bring garlic bread.66. Hey.67. Hey.68. Did Rachel find you?69. No, why?70. She was looking for you.71. Well, I guess I’ll catch up with her later.72. She really wanted to talk to you now.73. Yeah, it seemed pretty important.74. Oh, no.75. What?76. I think I might know what this is about.77. Really?78. Yeah. We promised we weren’t gonna tell anybody this… but a month ago, Rachel and I slept together.79. And?80. Wow, I thought you’d be more shocked.81. Oh, sorry. And?82. Well, we said we’d just do it that one time… but now I think she may wanna start things up again.83. Yeah, I don’t think that’s what it is.84. Why? What else could it be?85. Oh, wow, I don’t feel well.86. I’m telling you, I’m telling you, that’s what it is.87. No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding.8-3-488. She didn’t say anything to you?89. Maybe it’s something you ate.90. It could’ve been….91. Please, just go and talk to Rachel.92. Yeah, I guess I should.93. Man, you know what I have to realize?94. Maybe I’m not the type of guy women can have just one night with.95. They always seem to want a little bit more.96. I should remember that. 【SC・・・・3】97. Next.98. They’re kissing. Let’s go around them.99. Leave them alone. They’re in love.100. I’m in love too. But in an orderly fashion.101. Next.102. Hi. Can you do that and walk?103. Because she said, “Next.”104. Sorry, we didn’t hear you . We’re on our honeymoon.105. Aw. Let me see what I can do. There are some first-class seats available.106. They bumped them up to first class because they’re on their honeymoon.107. Let’s act like we’re on our honeymoon.108. We are on our honeymoon.109. Grab my ass.110. Next.111. Sorry, I almost didn’t hear you because I’m so in love with my new husband.112. We’re on our honeymoon.113. Congratulations.114. Mr. Bing, you’ll be in 25J, and Mrs. Bing, you’re in 25K.115. We’re on our honeymoon, so can you do your little thing, bump us up to first class?116. I’m sorry, all the first-class seats are taken. That couple got last 8-3-5two.117. If we’d gone around them like I said, she’d have given us those tickets. Damn it.118. 25J and K, any chance those aren’t together? 【SC・・・・4】119. I still can’t believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.120. Of course I do. And I’ll give it back to you… as soon as they’re done with it at the key-shining place.121. What the hell is that?122. Whoa, whoa. Treeger, what are you doing?123. You said there was a gas leak in here.124. Why don’t you use your key?125. I won’t find it before the place explodes.126. If that happens at another building I manage, people will start asking queations.127. Come on, hurry up.128. Oh!129. We could have done that. 【SC・・・・5】130. Look at that. They’re going into the first-class lounge.131. Do you know what they have in there?132. No.133. Me neither. We have to get in!134. Just act like you belong.135. Oh, my God! Oranges!136. Shh!137. Nice to see you again.138. Sir, may I see your tickets, please?139. Yes, of course.140. Would you move your thumb. I can’t see the seat number.141. That’s all right. I have it memorized. It’s 1A.142. Sir, this isn’t a first-class ticket. I’m sorry.143. Apology accepted. Excuse us.
October 22, 2015
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大阪城内堀。極楽橋を臨む。創建当時の極楽橋は木製で、中央に豪華な矢倉?が建っていた?!《Season8-2-3》The One With the Red Sweater 初版・・・・2015年10月21日8-2-11301. Chandler’s never gonna trust me with anything ever again.302. Hey! You got my parents’ gift.303. Yeah. What is that?304. I don’t know. I think it does something to salami.305. Hey. How’d it go?306. Yeah. What did Tag say?307. Tag is not the father. And Joey knows now?308. I do, Rach. I do. And I’m so happy for you.309. Oh. Wow, you didn’t even try to unhook my bra.310. So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?311. I will, I’m just not up for it tonight.312. Hey, Rach, listen. No matter what he says, you’re not gonna be alone.313. I’m not?314. No.315. Listen, I, uh….316. It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom.317. Aww.318. I’ve always felt like you and I have this special bond.319. Rachel Green, will you marry me?320. What?321. What?322. What?!323. Pheebs, give me the ring back.324. No!325. Joey, you’re so sweet. You are so, so sweet, honey.326. But I’m not looking for a husband.327. I understand.328. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go and lie down.329. I can’t say that didn’t hurt.330. But I’ll take you back, Joey.331. About that, I—332. Ohh, a Salami Buddy!333. There you go!8-2-12334. We’re back!335. Great.336. We’re hanging in the kitchen. Let’s stay in the kitchen.337. It’s picture time.338. You’re gonna love these.339. Here’s a picture of Ross.340. And that’s me.341. And that’s me and Ross.342. Aww. And here’s our first kiss as a married couple.343. Wow. That is a great picture.344. Yeah. And interesting, because I found the cameras in one of our bags.345. Huh. Didn’t see that coming.346. Okay, so this isn’t the picture of our first kiss… but it is a picture of my first kiss with this lady.347. Which, by the look on your face, I’m sure you’ll remember, so there’s no need….348. I’ll take the real pictures to them developed.349. That’d be a good idea.350. Okay.351. You opened all the presents without me? We were gonna do that together.352. You kissed another woman?353. Call it even?354. Okay.355. Well, I’m gonna go get these in some water.356. You stole those from that wedding?357. No, the hotel lobby. They think they can charge me for some dirty movie… and a bag of Meshugga Nuts they got another thing coming!358. Hey, my sweater!359. I’ve been looking for this for like a month.360. Oh, my God!361. Oh, my God!8-2-13 【SC・・・・11】 Chap. 4362. Hey, how you doing?363. Good. Long time no see.364. Like your sweater.365. Oh. Hey. Right back at you.366. It’s crazy about Rachel.367. Yeah. Well, she’s one crazy lady.368. So whose is it?369. Um, I don’t know, some Italian guy.370. Come on, read your own label. See you later.371. Okay.372. He is so weird. 【Season8 第2話 完】
October 21, 2015
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大阪城内堀、東面。北より南方向を臨む。《Season8-2-2》The One With the Red Sweater 初版・・・・2015年10月21日8-2-6take a few pictures.150. All have to do is make sure not to get people’s faces.151. Are you serious?152. I’m just thinking about your new bride.153. Okay? Do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?154. Marriage advice? Really?155. I’m telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding.156. Aren’t these the same flowers?157. I don’t know Monica picked them.158. The chairs?159. Those too.160. The place settings?161. Her.162. What did you do?163. I was in charge of the cameras.164. Gift shop?165. Mm. 【SC・・・・5】166. Hey.167. Did you do it yet?168. Not yet.169. Then what are you doing here?170. Are you about to do it?171. Is it Gunther?172. No….173. It’s not Gunther!174. Thank God. That hair on a baby?175. The father is not here. I haven’t told him, and I don’t think I can now.176. Why not?177. Now let me think.178. I was walking down the street, tinking, “I’m gonna tell the father today.” And then, bam!8-2-7179. Bus?180. No, you! You freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is.181. But it is huge.182. I know.183. But I was just thinking about how huge it was for me.184. I didn’t go to how huge this is gonna be for the father.185. You’re thinking about this way too much.186. Just tell him and get it over with.187. It’s like ripping off this Band-Aid, quick and painless. Watch.188. Oh, mother of--!189. See? 【SC・・・・6】190. Ooh. Are we opening presents?191. No. I shouldn’t have even opened these.192. Joey, I am out of control!193. You have to do me a favor.194. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present.195. Okay?196. Okay.197. Give me one more.198. Okay.199. Hey.200. Oh, good. You’re here. Pheebs? Listen….201. Sit down, I got something I want to say.202. All right.203. Um….204. It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom.205. Now, I always felt that you and I have a special bond.206. So, Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?207. Oh, my God!208. Joey!209. Oh, yeah, I’ll marry you.8-2-8210. You can’t marry him!211. Hey, lady, your day’s over, it’s my turn.212. Phoebe!213. What? Why can’t she marry me?214. I can and I will.215. She’s not pregnant. It’s Rachel. Rachel’s the one who’s pregnant, okay.216. Oh, my God!217. Hey.218. He’d notice when you didn’t have a baby in nine months!219. It’s Joey!220. I love you.221. I can’t believe it! Rachel’s pregnant?222. Yeah.223. Who’s the father?224. We don’t know.225. I wonder if it’s that dude.226. There’s a dude?227. Yeah.228. Who is it?229. A month age this guy spent the night. I didn’t see who it was, but….230. Was that story over?231. The guy left this.232. Oh, my God! I know who the father is.233. People have got to finish their stories. 【SC・・・・7】 Chap.3234. Excuse me. Could you take a picture of us?235. Oh. Of course.236. Would yo take one of us?237. Uh. Yeah, sure.238. Click.239. It didn’t click.240. I heard it.8-2-9241. But there was no flash.242. Why won’t you take our picture?243. Yeah, I’ll take your picture.244. Your finger was covering the lens.245. Who are you, Ansel Adams? Get out of here! 【SC・・・・8】246. Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before… so I called the father and asked him to meet you here. Go!247. What? Wait a minute. How do you even know who the father is?248. I may play the fool at times… but I’m more than a pretty blond with an ass that won’t quit.249. I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.250. Oh, God.251. Oh. He’s in there right now?252. Uh-huh.253. You can turn around, or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off.254. What do you wanna do?255. Let’s rip.256. Really? Are you sure?257. Phoebe!258. Okay. Sorry. Yeah.259. Hey, Rach. 【SC・・・・9】260. Go on –stage. I’ll get a picture of you doing the speech.261. Okay. Okay.262. Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre please see the front desk?263. Your car is about to be towed.264. That’s my car!265. A ’95 LeSabre?266. Yes.267. A green LeSabre?268. Yes!269. I’m sorry, I meant blue.8-2-10270. Yes, green-blue.271. Well, go. Go move it!272. Okay. Ready for the last picture?273. Yeah.274. Get ready to run.275. Congratulations on your wedding.276. So, what’s this about?277. Rachel has something that she wants to tell you.278. And I believe that this is your red sweater.279. No, this is my red sweater.280. Oh, no.281. Could I get anyone a coffee?282. Or poison? No? Just for me? Okay.283. What’s going on?284. Nothing. Phoebe kind of made a mistake.285. But you do wear that sweater a lot. Are you involved in some kind of dare?286. I’m actually glad Phoebe called.287. I know we broke up because you thought I wasn’t mature enough… but I’ve really grown up. And I think we should get back together.288. It’s just not the right time.289. It is the right time.290. Okay.291. I’m ready for more.292. Tag.293. Come on, Rach. Let’s give it another try.294. I’m having a baby.295. Oh.296. You can go.297. Thank you. 【SC・・・・10】298. I don’t know how any of these got opened!299. You opened them all?300. I know, I am a terrible person.
October 21, 2015
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大阪城内堀。北東の角から南西方向に天主閣を臨む。《Season8-2-1》The One With the Red Sweater 初版・・・・2015年10月21日8-2-11. Listen, you know what? Sir, for the last time, I don’t care what the computer says.2. We did not take a bag of Meshugga Nuts from the minibar.3. And we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little.4. Hey.5. Oh.6. Joey, were you in our room last night?7. No.8. I was told the name of the movie would not appear on the bill.9. Hi, we’re checking out of the bridal suite.10. That’s right, I’m no longer a bride.11. I’ll never be a bride again. Now I’m just someone’s wife.12. And I’m the happiest guy in the world.13. Come on, honey. Don’t be upset. We have so much to look forward to.14. Yeah, right.15. The honeymoon.16. That’s not till Thursday.17. The wedding pictures.18. Those won’t be ready weeks.19. Not the disposable cameras from the tables.20. That’s true! I knew I married you for a reason!21. I’ll tell you what. I will go get them developed, and you can go home.22. What? What did you take a picture of?23. Nothing. It was something.24. Okay, Ross has the cameras. Is he checked out yet?25. Are you joking? Checkout is not till noon.26. And he has a good 11 minutes left.27. So?28. So Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.29. Yeah, one time when we were dating… we got a late checkout, he got 8-2-2so excited, it was the best sex we ever had.30. Until he screamed out “Radisson” at the end.31. Okay, I’m gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed.32. Thirty-two, Joe. You’re 32!33. Here’s a copy of your bill.34. Oh, thanks.35. Champagne, strawberries….36. Oh, my God! I can’t believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night.37. Yeah, that’s sad.38. Meshugga Nut? 【SC・・・・2】 Chap.239. Hi.40. Hi.41. Soaps, shampoos. Are you really taking all this stuff?42. Why not? It’s built into the price of the room.43. Yeah, but you don’t need—44. What is this?45. Thread.46. Score!47. Where are the disposable cameras?48. What disposable cameras?49. Last night I asked you to take them.50. No, you didn’t.51. Yes, before we cut the cake, I said—52. Yeah, you came up to me and asked me for a favor.53. And them my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check.54. Then you said, “Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?”55. Yeah, then you did that.56. So you don’t have the cameras?57. No, sorry.58. So what? What?59. They’re gone? Monica’s gonna freak!8-2-360. I’m sure they’re here somewhere.61. I’ll help you look.62. Great.63. In three minutes. 【SC・・・・3】64. Hey.65. Hey.66. Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?67. No.68. They’re calling out to me.69. This little guy even crawled up in my lap.70. Come on, Chandler wouldn’t mind if I opened just one present.71. What do you think it is?72. A mirror that when you look into it, you see yourself as an old woman.73. A tiny salt shaker!74. Oh, my God, for tiny salt!75. Oh, wow! Okay, that was fun.76. Oh, yeah.77. I’m just gonna wait for Chandler to open up the rest of them.78. Okay.79. Whoo!80. Although, you know, this is part of a salt-and-pepper set.81. So I guess it may just count as halt a present. What do you think?82. Well, I guess it’s okay to open one more if it’s part of a set. It’s probably this one.83. Or this one!84. Hi.85. How you feeling? Got any morning sickness?86. Shh! The guys don’t know yet, do they?87. No. Joey and Ross don’t know anything, and Chandler thinks Phoebe’s pregnant.88. That’s right. Chandler does still think I’m pregnant.89. He hasn’t asked me how I’m feeling, or offered to carry my bags.8-2-490. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.91. After you, of course.92. Don’t worry. I promise that you will only have to be pregnant a few more hours.93. I’m going to tell the father today.94. Is it someone in this building? That tall guy from the first floor?95. Eww! No!96. What? I think he’s cute.97. Well, then you have his baby.98. Believe me, I’m trying.99. Wow. It’s so weird. You’re gonna tell this guy today… and he has no idea what’s gonna happen.100. Yeah. You’re just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever.101. You’re like Ed McMahon, except without the big check.102. Or the raw sexual magnetism.103. Yeah, I guess it is pretty big news.104. Pretty big? It’s huge!105. God, this guy doesn’t have a clue. He’s walking around thinking:106. “I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!”107. Then, bam! He’s a father, everything’s different.108. Well, it’s only different if he wants it to be. I’m not gonna ask him for anything.109. Then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he’s thinking:110. “Do I want to be a dad?” Then, bam!111. What was that “bam”?112. I don’t know. He’s hit by a bus.113. Hi.114. Hey.115. Joey, what would you do if someone you slept with told you she was pregnant?116. Who called here?117. Did she sound blond? Any accent? I gotta make a call.118. Should have never walked into that Sunglass hut!8-2-5119. Oh, Joey! Joey! It’s not you! You didn’t get anyone pregnant.120. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell’s going on?121. Is somebody pregnant?122. Oh, yeah! That’s me.123. Oh, my God, Pheebs! You’re gonna have a baby?124. Yes, I am.125. Oh, my God, I’m gonna have a baby!126. Wait, who’s the father?127. You don’t know him.128. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby.129. Who is this guy? Who is he? Because I’ll track him down and kick his ass!130. David Linn.131. David Linn!132. David Linn! David Linn!133. Who’s David Linn?134. Some guy from my gym. A little annoying. 【SC・・・・4】135. Chandler?136. Hey. Did you find the cameras?137. No. Did you?138. Yes, that’s why I’m under the table. Celebrating.139. I checked in the lost and found.140. I talked to the manager. No one’s turned them in.141. Great. Those cameras were the only thing that will cheer Monica up. She’s depressed.142. You guys just got married. Why is she so depressed?143. All my energy is going into not asking that question.144. I can’t believe I screwed this up!145. I’m sorry, man.146. Here’s a thought. This is the same ballroom.147. There’s a band. There’s gonna be plenty of dressed up people.148. Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?149. No, we buy more of these at the gift shop, throw our tuxes on and
October 21, 2015
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高野山桜池院。《Season8-1-3》The One After "I Do" 初版・・・・2015年10月20日8-1-11311. See, that’s where you’re wrong. Whatever it is, I can do it.312. And if you didn’t see it up there, just try me.313. It’s an all-Chinese cast.314. Can you be Chinese?315. I’m not proud of this, but….316. Oh, my God. No, please! Don’t! 【SC・・・・15】317. Ready to get back on the dance floor?318. Did it turn into sand?319. Come on, I love this song. You’ll be fine.320. No, I won’t.321. Do you know why I took all those lessons?322. For the first time, I didn’t want you to be embarrassed… to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.323. Aww. Sweetie, you could never embarrass me.324. Okay, you could easily embarrass me.325. But it doesn’t matter. Right?326. I married you.327. So I’m gonna dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on!328. Just try not to move your feet at all.329. Oh.330. There you go.331. Chandler, I’m gonna have you arrested.332. Why?333. You stole my moves. 【SC・・・・16】334. How much longer?335. Thirty seconds.336. Thirty seconds. Okay.337. Did I miss it?338. Rachel, I want you to know… that if it’s positive, we—339. I know. I know.340. You do? Okay.8-1-12341. It’s time.342. No!343. Go ahead, Rach.344. Oh, wait. You know what? I can’t look at it.345. I can’t look at it. Somebody else tell me.346. Okay.347. Okay.348. It’s negative.349. What?350. It’s negative.351. Oh.352. Oh.353. Well, there you go.354. Whew!355. That is-- That is really great, great news.356. Because the whole… not being ready, the financial aspects, all that….357. This is so just the way it was supposed to be.358. Well then, great.359. God. This is so stupid.360. How can I be upset over something I never had?361. It’s negative?362. No, it’s positive.363. What?364. It’s not negative, it’s positive.365. Are you sure?366. Yeah, I lied before.367. Oh!368. Oh, my God!369. Now you know how you really feel about it.370. Oh! That’s a risky little game.371. Are you really gonna do this?372. Yeah. I’m gonna have a baby.373. I’m gonna have a baby!8-1-13374. I’m Gonna have a baby!375. With who?376. No, it’s still not the time. 【SC・・・・】 Chap.4377. I just didn’t see the fast song coming.378. Shh. Don’t try talk. We’ll get you up to your room, soak your feet. You’ll be okay.379. Oh, thank you,380. That is so sweet!381. Yeah.382. No, I mean it.383. There’s so few genuinely nice guys out there.384. Tell me about it.385. I feel like I’m holding down the fort all by myself.386. It’s Joey, right?387. Yeah.388. Wait a minute! No! I’m the nice one!389. I’m the one that danced with the kids all night.390. How small are your feet? 【Season8 第1話 完】
October 20, 2015
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高野山桜池院。《Season8-1-2》The One After "I Do" 初版・・・・2015年10月20日8-1-6158. Film, television and theater.159. The only thing left would be radio, and that’s just for ugly people.160. What size shoes do you wear?161. Uh, eleven. Eleven and a half.162. Great. My shoes are giving me a problem on the dance floor.163. Can I borrow the boots from your costume?164. I don’t know where I left those, so….165. Those aren’t eleven and a half.166. Okay, fine, I’m a 7!167. All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good! I’ll show you! 【SC・・・・7】168. Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?169. Let’s not talk about that now.170. This is so huge.171. Sure, but as big as your wedding?172. Of course not. Nothing is.173. Wow. Between me and you?174. Yeah.175. In this day and age, how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?176. Hey, sometimes you can do everything right, wear what you’re supposed to… and one of those little guys just gets through.177. How?178. I don’t know, maybe they have tools.179. Well, I talked to her, and she’s definitely gonna have this baby.180. She’s gonna raise it on her own.181. Well, maybe that’s really brave.182. I just hope she realizes how hard it’s gonna be.183. Maybe she hasn’t really thought it through that much.184. There’s a lot to think about.185. How is she gonna handle this financially? How is she gonna juggle work?186. Does she realize she’s not gonna have a date again for the next 18 years?8-1-7187. I don’t know.188. Are you okay?189. Mm-hm.190. I’m just thinking about Phoebe. Poor, knocked-up Phoebe.191. Champagne?192. Oh, yes. Thank you very much. Whew.193. That’s actually how the French drink it. 【CC・・・・8】 Chap.3194. Well, just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin.195. Really?196. Yes.197. And apparently, he is married to some singer.198. But he said he’d leave her for me. So I said “Are you sure?”199. And James Brolin said—200. Rachel’s the one who’s pregnant?201. What?202. Why bother?203. How do you feel?204. I don’t know how I feel. This is all happening so fast.205. I have to make all these decisions that I don’t want to make.206. Mm! Oh! Someone take this away from me!207. Calm down. Maybe you’re not pregnant.208. What?209. When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took the test three times.210. Yes. Maybe it’s a false-positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?211. How many ways are there to do that?212. I’m just saying, don’t freak out until you’re 100 percent sure.213. I’ll take it again at home.214. You gotta take it now, as a pregnant to me.215. Okay. Thank you.216. I’ll run out and get you one.217. Aw, you girls are so great.218. Wait a minute. Who’s the father?8-1-8219. She won’t tell us.220. Come on! It’s my wedding.221. That could be my present.222. Hey! I just gave you peeing on a stick.223. See, this is why you register. 【SC・・・・9】224. It was the chair again, okay? I’m not doing it!225. It was-- Look, I don’t. You know what…?226. Hi.227. Hi.228. Would you like to dance?229. Sure.230. Yeah.231. Oh, great.232. Dr. Geller?233. I wasn’t farting!234. Uh, a little game from our table.235. Yes?236. Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?237. Oh. Um….238. Maybe later. I’m about to dance with this lady.239. Okay.240. Ooooh.241. Unless this lady wouldn’t mind letting you go first.242. I’d be happy to. You are very sweet.243. Ohh. Yes, I am.244. In fact, why don’t we try it my special way. You can dance on my feet.245. Sure.246. Yeah? Hop on.247. Is the pretty lady looking?248. Uh-huh.249. Keep dancing. 【SC・・・・10】8-1-9250. And the world will never know.251. Hey! Did you talk to Dennis?252. Yes. I told him how talented you were.253. I told him all about Days of our Lives. 254. No, you don’t tell a Broadway guy that!255. Now he thinks I’m just a soap actor.256. But you’re not just a soap actor.257. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.258. Hey. 【SC・・・・11】259. Thank you.260. No, thank you, Miranda.261. Melinda.262. All right.263. How cute was that?264. Oh! Were you watching?265. Can I go next?266. Uh….267. Of course you can. Hop on.268. Okay. But I get to hop on after her.269. I am so gonna score!270. What?271. I like your bow. 【SC・・・・12】272. I’d like to propose a toast to Monica and Chandler… the greatest couple in the world, and my best friends.273. When I first found out they were getting married, I was a little angry.274. I was like, “Why, God? How can you take them away from me?!”275. But then I thought back over our memories together.276. Some happy memories.277. Then there were some sad memories.278. I’m sorry.279. And some scared memories. Whoa!8-1-10280. Huh?281. And then I realized I’ll always be their friend.282. Their friend who can speak in many dialects… has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity.283. Oh-- To the happy couple. 【SC・・・・13】284. That was nice.285. Can we do it again?286. No, no.287. So is it my turn?288. I’m next.289. Oh!290. That’s okay, you can dance with her first.291. Are you sure?292. Okay.293. So what’s your name?294. Gert.295. That’s pretty.296. Come on.297. Whoa! Whoa!298. What are you doing, Gert?299. Dancing on your feet like the other girls did it.300. Okay.301. Hop on, Gert.302. Why aren’t you moving your feet?303. I’m trying.304. Faster! You’re not going fast enough!305. Maybe I should stand on your feet! 【SC・・・・14】306. So did you happen to catch my toast up there?307. Oh, my God. That was for my benefit?308. Well, I like to think there was something for everyone.309. I know you’re casting for this new show.310. Look, Joey, I don’t think you’re right for it.
October 20, 2015
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高野山桜池院。《Season8-1-1》The One After “I Do” 初版・・・・2015年10月20日8-1-11. Great. Great.2. Just give me a sec to change film.3. Okay. I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do and I am so excited for you.4. Why? What’s going on?5. Monica’s pregnant.6. Oh, my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?7. Guys, I’m not pregnant!8. Ah, slow swimmers?9. What? What do you mean? You’re not pregnant?10. You didn’t tell anybody I was, did you?11. No.12. I’ll be right back.13. Now why don’t we get a shot of Monica and the bloody soldier?14. Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.15. I can’t. I don’t have any other clothes.16. Find some. Please! Anything that doesn’t say, “I died tragically in France.”17. Then why don’t we see the bride and the groom, and the bridesmaids?18. Hey, Mon? Why did you tell the guys that you weren’t pregnant?19. Because I’m not.20. We found your test in the trash. If you’re not pregnant… it’s because I am.21. What are you talking about?22. Yes. Ahem. I am with child.23. And I didn’t wanna say anything because it’s your day.24. I didn’t wanna steal your thunder.25. So you told people I was pregnant?26. Does this look like a conversation I wanna remember?27. Who’s the father?28. Yeah. 8-1-229. I can’t say.30. Why?31. Why not?32. I can’t say because he’s famous.33. Oh, my God, who is it?34. Come on, you have to tell us.35. Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin.36. James Brolin is the father of my baby.37. As in, Barbra Streisand’s husband, James Brolin?38. What? He never said that to me. 【SC・・・・2】 Chap.239. Monica, if you can step away, we’ll get Chandler and the bridesmaids.40. How about just the bridesmaids?41. I am the groom. I was told it was kind of a big deal.42. It is.43. Yeah.44. Oh, my God!45. Thank you for doing that.46. I just can’t deal with this just quite yet.47. So instead you told me Monica was pregnant?48. You did, I just didn’t disagree.49. Sneaky!50. Yeah.51. Smile, ladies!52. Ohh.53. By the way, James Brolin?54. Ugh. I know.55. I could only think of two names: him and Ed Begley Jr. And then…. I remembered he’s gay, so….56. Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.57. Really? 【SC・・・・3】 58. Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great 8-1-3pleasure… to introduce to you for the first time: 59. Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!60. Before we go out there, I got a present for you.61. I’m not gonna put my hand in your pocket.62. No.63. No?64. I’ve been taking dancing lessons.65. What?66. Yeah, for the last 6 weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you’d never forget.67. Aww. That is so sweet!68. So would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?69. Yes.70. Okay.71. What’s the matter?72. These new shoes are all slippery.73. Are you going to be able to do this?74. Not well.75. Well, the good news is I don’t think anyone’s looking at us.76. So you ready to talk about it?77. No.78. Now?79. No.80. Okay, we’ll talk about something else.81. Thank you.82. Who’s the father?83. Uh. Look, honey, I haven’t told him yet… so until I do, I don’t think I should tell anybody else.84. Yeah. That’s fine. That’s fair. Is it Tag?85. Ugh. Phoebe!86. Okay. I’m sorry, I’ll stop.87. Okay.88. Is it Ross? It’s Ross, isn’t it?89. Oh, my God, it’s Joey!8-1-490. Honey, stop it, okay?91. I’m not going to tell you until I tell him.92. Ah-ha! At least we know it’s a him.93. Oh, sweet lord.94. I’m sorry, okay?95. I went down to the gift shop, and it was rather this or a bathrobe.96. Look, what’s more important? The way I’m dressed or me being with you today?97. Honey, I’m not even going to pretend I was listening. Hey! Hey. 【SC・・・・4】 98. I’m Ross. I don’t believe we’ve met. I’m Monica’s older brother.99. Hi, I’m Mona from her restaurant.100. Oh.101. Hello, “Mona from her restaurant.”102. Mona. What a beautiful name.103. You think so? I always kind of hated it.104. Aw, come on! Mona Lisa?105. Uh-huh.106. Mona… Klegglachen?107. The famous botanist. Huh?108. Oh, no. She’s-- Well, she’s dead now.109. But supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.110. Really?111. Yeah.112. Well, see, I never knew about her.113. Linda Klegglachen….114. So, what table are you at?115. Oh, heh, me too.116. Good. There will be someone who likes my name.117. Yes, there will.118. Guess what, Molly Gilbert. You’ve just been bumped up to table one.119. And if it’s all right with you, I’m gonna take your place at table six.120. Martin Klegglachen!8-1-5 【SC・・・・5】121. That’s better. Just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Look straight ahead.122. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it.123. Chandler, darling. Look, my date has finally arrived. I’d like you to meet Dennis Phillips.124. Congratulations.125. Thanks.126. Dennis is a dear old friend. And a fantastic lover.127. Bravo, Dennis, thanks for pleasing my mother so.128. I’m so sorry I missed the ceremony. I was stuck at auditions.129. Dennis is directing a new Broadway show.130. Hi, I don’t believe we’ve met. Joey Tribbiani.131. Dennis Phillips.132. Wow. I’ve admired your work for years.133. You’ve done some amazing stuff.134. Thank you. Excuse me, I’ll get myself a drink.135. I’ll be back in a moment.136. Dennis Phillips! That’s great! How did you guys meet?137. Well, you know, it’s a funny story.138. Funny “ha-ha,” or funny “boom, uh-oh!”139. Thank you very much. Now if everyone will please take their seats, dinner will be served.140. Hey.141. Uh, I thought you ware at table six.142. Uh, no. Nine.153. Ohh. See, before, when you showed it to me, you held it that way… which was misleading.154. well-- I’ll-- um…. 155. Hello. 【SC・・・・6】156. Chandler! Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips?157. Because if I can get into a Broadway show, I would’ve done it all:
October 20, 2015
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別府鉄輪「海地獄」。 坊主地獄。 今は閉館となっている由布院美術館から由布岳を臨む。《Season10-12-3》The One With Phoebe's Wedding 初版・・・・2015年10月19日10-12-11296. No, we’re gonna do it my way. Because your way is stupid.297. All right, I got to go. I have another call, Reverend.298. Hello?299. I’m glad we had this little talk.300. Yes.301. And thanks for all the wedding night advice.302. That didn’t make me uncomfortable at all.303. All right, so I’ll see everybody tonight.304. Okay.305. Bye.306. Did you guys know that there’s a giant ice sculpture in the hall?307. Oh, my God, what’s it doing here?308. I guess it got sent to the billing address as opposed to the shipping address.309. What a pickle.310. Oh, my God, everything’s such a mess.311. Why is this happening to me?312. How bad do you wanna stick your tongue on that? 【SC・・・・9】313. How’s it going?314. Good.315. I’m just getting some coffee so I’m alert for the wedding.316. That’s what I was doing too.317. Well, you have fun tonight.318. You too.319. Oh, I will.320. Me too.321. Wait a minute. I know why I’m being such an ass. Why are you?322. I’m not supposed to tell you.323. I’m not supposed to tell you. 【SC・・・・10】324. You told us both we could be in the wedding?325. In my defense, you weren’t supposed to tell each other!326. Rachel, only one of us can do it. You have to choose.10-12-12327. You and me together again.328. Rach, Rach? Knock-knock.329. Who’s there?330. I’ll tell you at the wedding.331. Hey, I forgot my scarf. 332. I can’t do this. I don’t know which one of you guys to pick.333. Oh, you haven’t picked yet? Oh, good, because I had an idea.334. I thought it would be fun if the third groomsman was my family dog, Chappy.335. What? A dog? No. Rachel gets to choose.336. Wow, this is a tough one.337. I think I’m gonna have to go with the dog.338. So, what you’re saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club… but the food is not? And the drinks are there but the bartender is not?339. Are you freaking kidding me?340. How’s it going?341. Help me.342. What?343. I want you to be crazy bitch again.344. Really?345. Please?346. You really want me to come back?347. More than I wanna get married.348. Okay, people, we are back in business!349. Oh, God, I have missed you so much. Okay.350. Get your hair and makeup done. I’ll take care of everything.351. Hey, what are you guys gonna do?352. About what?353. The blizzard. I just saw on the news… it’s the worst snowstorm in 20 years.354. They already closed all the bridges and tunnels.355. But the band and the photographer are coming in from New Jersey.356. I don’t think they are.10-12-13357. Ha-ha! Looks like you’re not gonna be in the wedding, either.358. So sorry, Pheebs.【SC・・・・11】 Chap.4359. Well, the club lost its power.360. The news said most of the city did.361. Since when do you watch the news?362. For your information… since they hired a very hot weather girl.363. I can’t believe you aren’t getting married today.364. I know.365. It’s so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. 366. Why don’t you just do it on the street?367. What?368. Well, look, it’s hardly snowing anymore.369. I mean, you couldn’t ask for a more romantic setting.370. This could be the simple wedding you’ve always wanted.371. What do you think?372. I think I wanna get married to you today.373. Me too. Monica, do you think we could do it?374. Affirmative! 【SC・・・・12】375. Okay, let’s get these chairs out here!376. Gunther, hit the Christmas lights.377. Ah.378. Okay, who left the ice sculpture on the steam grate?379. Michael.380. Hey, you made it. Great. Chappy!381. There you go.382. Hi. Hi.383. I know getting married in the street isn’t what you approve of.384. No, it’s lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever.385. I crushed a pill and put it in her drink.386. Come on, sweetheart.10-12-14387. You know, Chappy’s too small to handle all this snow.388. Someone has to walk him down the aisle.389. Would this person be in the wedding?390. I guess.391. I’ll do it!392. I’ll do it!393. Chandler, hello? I mean, aren’t you scared of dogs?394. I’m not scared. I’ll just little Chappy and—395. He can sense my fear! My throat is exposed!396. Well, I guess I’m in the wedding then.397. He stinks.398. Level one alert! I repeat, level one, this is not a drill!399. We have a situation. The minister called. He’s snowed in, he can’t make it.400. Oh, no.401. Hey, don’t worry.402. I’m still ordained from your wedding.403. Really?404. Yeah. You think I’d give up being a minister and pay to ride the subway?405. Ministers don’t ride the subway for free.406. I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but, yeah, we do.407. We have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the aisle.408. I’ll do it!409. Okay, Mike and Joey, get in position.410. Chandler, come with me.411. Okay, Joey’s doing the ceremony, and Chandler’s giving you away.412. Oh, okay. Hi, new Dad.413. So you ready to do this?414. Oh, my God. This is really happening.415. Uh-huh. I’m so happy for you, honey.416. Thank you.417. I love you. Wait, wait! No hugs! The dresses!418. Oh, what the hell.10-12-15419. Oh, come on.420. I love you guys.421. I love you.422. Okay, it’s zero hour! All teams execute on my count!423. Let’s get this bad boy on the road!424. Is it okay I want you to wear that headset in bed?425. I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours.426. Oh, yeah.427. Okay, Marjorie, hit it.428. Jeez, Ross. You could’ve showered.429. It’s the dog.430. Groomsman? Why are you standing there? Where’s you bridesmaid?431. We’ve got a broken arrow! Bridesmaid down!432. Oh, that’s me.433. Ready?434. Okay.435. Oh, wait. Oh, no. Wait.436. wow. Aren’t you gonna be cold?437. I don’t care.438. I’ll be my “something blue.”439. You look beautiful.440. Thank you.441. My God.442. Aren’t you freezing?443. Nuh-uh.444. Friends. Family.445. Dog.446. Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event.447. The cold has now spread to my special place… so I’m gonna do the short version of this.448. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other.449. And I know I speak for everyone here… when I wish them a lifetime of happiness.10-12-16450. Who has the rings?451. Okay.452. When I was growing up, I didn’t have a normal mom and dad… or a regular family like everybody else.453. And I always knew that something was missing.454. But now I’m standing here today… knowing that I have everything I’m ever gonna need.455. You are my family.456. Phoebe, you are so beautiful.457. You’re so kind. You’re so generous.458. You’re so wonderfully weird.459. Every day with you is an adventure.460. And I can’t believe how lucky I am.461. And I can’t wait to share my life with you forever.462. Oh, wait! Oh, I forgot. And… I love you.463. And you have nice eyes.464. I love you too.465. Joey?466. Yeah?467. Chappy’s heart rate has slowed way down.468. Okay. Phoebe… do you take this man to be your husband?469. I do.470. Oh….471. Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?472. I do.473. I now pronounce you… husband and wife.474. I got married!475. could someone get me a coat? I’m frigging freezing. 【Sc・・・・13】 Chap.5476. It really was an incredible wedding.477. It was.478. I kind of don’t want it to end. Hey… you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?479. I’d love to, but it’s 2300 hours… and I’m about to have the most 10-12-17organized sex anyone’s ever had.480. Whatever happened to Ross?481. I don’t know.482. Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he talked to.483. Come on, Chappy! Do your business! Make!484. Make!485. I did not sign on for this. 【Season10 第12話 完】
October 19, 2015
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鉄輪温泉の「地獄蒸し」。 父も私も、この店のチャンポンが好きだ。《Season10-12-2》The One With Phoebe's Wedding 初版・・・・2015年10月15日10-12-6154. You only get one more, Mike.155. So? What did you decide?156. I decide to pee.157. You have to choose one of us to be in your wedding.158. One of the groomsmen fell out.159. Oh, no, no.160. I can’t choose between you two. I love you both so much.161. Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.162. But I don’t wanna choose. It’s….163. Okay, wait. Rach?164. Yeah?165. Liseten, I have a very special bridesmaid task for you to do.166. Goody! What is it?167. Well, there’s a spot open for only one groomsman… and you have to choose between Ross and Chandler. So good luck with that.168. What? What, what, what? No, I don’t wanna do that.169. I guess I have to find a new bridesmaid.170. I’ll do it!171. Okay, it’s 2100 hours.172. Time for your toast.173. Do I have time to go to the bathroom?174. You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike.175. In regards to the toasts, okay, you wanna keep them short.176. Nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay.177. You just get in, do your thing, and get out.178. Is that what you say to Chandler?179. It’s 2101, and I am not amused.180. Okay.181. The bride and groom have a few words they’d like to say.182. Okay. Hello, everyone.183. And thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow’s the big event.184. Some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn’t get off to the best start.10-12-7185. Yeah. My friend Joey and I… decided to fix each other up with friends. So I—186. Oh, okay. I….187. I thought about it, and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen… who couldn’t be here tonight, because…. It’s not—188. It’s not important. Well, she’s in rehab.189. Anyway. So Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike… only he didn’t have a friend Mike, so he just brought my Mike. And-- And-- 190. But despite, you know-- It got good.191. I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn’t be here.192. Oh, God.193. And…. And moment’s over.194. So okay…. Oh, no, forget that.195. I can forget that. Oh, this is funny.196. Oh, but you need to know that to get that.197. So…. Oh, well, okay.198. I…. Okay.199. Okay, Monica, I can7t do it like this!200. This is my wedding, okay? I don’t want this—201. Or this-- Or this—202. Okay? I just wanted a simple wedding… where my fiancé can go to the bathroom any time he wants!203. You know what? You’re done.204. What?205. You’re fired!206. Cheers.【SC・・・・5】 Chap.3207. Hey.208. Happy wedding day.209. Happy my wedding day to you.210. Joey, listen, this is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right?211. We’re gonna have hair and makeup in the bathroom.10-12-8212. I had to move a couple things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.213. Man! I wouldn’t have had breakfast if I knew there was gonna be corsages.214. Hi.215. About last night…216. I know you’re under a lot of stress, and….217. Well, even though the things you said hurt me a little bit….218. My point is ….219. Well, I’m willing to take my job back.220. Oh, well, that’s okay.221. I think you and I will do much better if you’re just here as a bridesmaid.222. Oh, is that so?223. Okay.224. If that’s really what you want, then here.225. I give you the headset. I don’t really wanna give you the headset.226. I guess if you’re taking over, then you should probably return thesemessages.227. This is a lot.228. Uh-huh.229. But I’m sure you can handle this. I have won awards… for my organizational skills. But I’m sure you’ll do fine.230. You’ve won awards?231. I printed them out on my computer.232. Hey.233. Hi.234. Where’s Rach?235. She’s in her room, why?236. I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation.237. I’m not gonna watch Chandler up there while I’m in the seats like some chump.238. My God, you’re breathtaking.239. What do you want?10-12-9240. You haven’t by any chance chosen a groomsman yet, have you?241. Ross, please don’t make this harder than it already is.242. I’m not. I’m making it easier. Pick me.243. Chandler said it’s important to him too.244. Listen. Listen.245. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you.246. Now, I promise I won’t say a word. But if you pick. Chandler… he’s gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time.247. Oh, you are the lesser of two evils.248. Yea! 【SC・・・・6】249. Sven, I don’t understand what you’re saying. What is wrong with the flowers?250. “Lorkins”? What the hell are “lorkins”?251. I know.252. Hey.253. Mike, if you were Swedish… and you were saying the word “lorkins,” what flower would that be?254. Orchids?255. Right there!256. That’s why I’m marrying you.257. Hello, Michael.258. Joseph.259. May I have a word with you, please?260. This is… great.261. Have a seat.262. Last night… I tried to welcome you into my family.263. And instead, you disrespect me.264. I cannot allow this.265. Are you rehearsing for some really bad Mafia movie?266. More back talk.267. And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition… for Family Honor2: This A-Time It’s A-Personal.10-12-10268. Joey, I kind of have a lot to do today. What do you want?269. I want you to take this seriously!270. Phoebe is very, very important to me, okay?271. I wanna make sure you are gonna take care of her.272. Joe, I love Phoebe.273. She’s the most important thing in my life.274. I’d die before I let anything happen to her.275. That’s what I wanted to hear.276. Because she’s family, okay?277. And now you’re gonna be family.278. And there’s nothing more important in the whole world than family.279. That must have been one lousy movie.280. That was me! 【SC・・・・7】281. Hi.282. Let’s talk about this groomsman thing.283. If you pick Ross, he’ll walk you down the aisle just fine.284. But if you choose me… you’ll be getting some comedy.285. Even so… I think I’m gonna pick Ross.286. Let me tell you why you need to pick me.287. Okay.288. See, when I was a kid, you know, I was always left out of everything… and it really made me feel insecure.289. I was always picked last in gym… even behind that fat exchange student who didn’t know the rules to baseball.290. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third.291. Anyway, if I’m the only one left out of this wedding… I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.292. All right, fine, I pick you.293. Yes!294. Make “groom” for Chandler.295. Oh, my. 【SC・・・・8】
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