E=mc2・・・・エルサは神か!?

E=mc2・・・・エルサは神か!?

October 25, 2015
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カテゴリ: 《FRIENDS》
 東大寺。2015年10月25日。
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《Season8-7-2》The One With the Stain

初版・・・・2015年10月25日


8-7-6


150. Look, I like you, but it shouldn’t be this hard. It’s our first date.

151. First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity.

152. And “Ooh, he touched my hand, did he mean touch my hand?”

153. And, you know, first kisses, and… second kisses.

【SC・・・・6】

154. Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem:

155. Yeah, we’re done.

156. “Ezel”? Ezel….

157. Hey, Ross. Listen.

158. You wanna go see that new IMAX movie on tide pools?

159. Really?

160. No, ha, ha.

161. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.

162. Sweet!

163. All right, finish your coffee. Let’s go.

164. I have to stop by my place.

165. To tape the game? You do this every time. You’re not gonna be on TV!

166. No, no, I have to see if this apartment became available.

167. You’re switching apartments?

168. Not for me, it’s for Rachel.

169. Rachel has an apartment.

170. When the baby comes, she’s gonna move.

171. She is?

172. Yeah.

173. You didn’t expect her to live there with a baby, did you?

174. I guess I didn’t really think about it.

175. Ezel.

176. hey, Gunther, you’re an ezel. Huh.

177. Damn it.

【SC・・・・7】

178. Nice jeans.

179. Oh, thanks.



8-7-7
180. I like your top.

181. Oh. You’re not getting it.

182. What happened?

183. Oh. I fell asleep.

184. I was thinking about taking my lunch break.

185. Will you do the top of the cabinets? That’ll really work up your appetite.

186. All right.

187. Hello.

188. What’s going on?

189. I’m sorry. I’ve never had a maid before. Is this not okay?

【SC・・・・8】

190. Hey.

191. Hey.

192. How was the game?

193. Uh, it was okay. I ate way too much.

194. Mm.

195. Ooh.

196. So, um, I was talking to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place?

197. Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street. If certain Dutch people would just let go.

198. I was kind of hoping you’d stay.

199. But Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here.

200. No room? It’s a baby. It’s, like, this big.

201. You could put it over here.

202. Or we could put it right here. Aw! Cute, right?

203. Or over here. You wouldn’t even notice it.

204. “Where’s the baby?” “Oh, it’s right over….”

205. Honey, it’s not just a matter of where you put it.

206. A baby changes everything. They cry all the time.

207. Imagine bringing home some girl… and trying to score when there’s a screaming baby.

208. I could use a challenge. It’s getting pretty easy.



8-7-8
209. It’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I can’t do that to you.

210. I mean, it would disrupt your entire life.

211. It’s just—

212. I love living with you so much.

213. I wish things didn’t have to change.

214. I know.

215. You know, I blame Ross for this.

216. I do too, a little bit.

217. Yeah.

218. I’m gonna miss you.

219. You’re the hottest roommate I ever had.

【SC・・・・9】

220. Mm. Ooh.

221. Oh, no, I have to go. Ugh, I have a massage appointment.

222. No, stay here. We’ll keep doing this. I’ll pay you.

223. No, I’ve gotten in trouble for that before.

224. I’ll see you later?

225. Absolutely.

226. I love the way you kiss.

227. Really? That’s the thing I’m worst at!

228. Heh, you’ll see.

【SC・・・・10】

229. Hey.

230. Hey! Um—

231. I think Brenda needs a raise.

232. How come?

233. Because I put my head between her legs.

234. To see her pants?

235. They’re my pants!

236. Are you sure? Did you see the stain?

237. No. I was getting into position, and everything went dark.

238. god, she is not stealing from us, okay? Will you let this go?

239. Fine.

240. She’s wearing my bra!



8-7-9
241. Oh, dear God.

242. My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!

243. And yet you don’t recognize that you’re crazy?

244. Here’s the plan, okay?

245. I’m going to leave, and you’re gonna look at Brenda’s bra.

246. Here’s another plan. No.

247. I would do it, but she thinks I’m attracted to her.

248. Why?

249. Did you not hear where my head was?

250. Come on! We’re a team. We’re in this together.

251. I fear a jury will see it the same way.

252. Do this for me. I catch you looking at women’s breasts all the time.

253. You see that?

254. Do you see this? Unh….

255. All right. Yes, okay. I get your point.

256. But if it’s not her bra, will you just let the woman clean?

257. Yes. Absolutely. Okay?

258. You’ll know it’s mine because on the right cup, the lacy part… there’s very a noticeable rip.

259. You need new clothes.

【SC・・・・11】

260. Hi. How is she?

261. It’s not looking good.

262. Oh? Oh. Aw.

263. Well, I, uh, brought her some bloemen.

264. That’s so sweet.

265. Would you like to say goodbye? I’m sure it would mean a lot to her.

266. Oh, I don’t know that it would. Heh.

267. Well, her memory is pretty much gone.

268. All right, then.

【SC・・・・12】

269. Hey!



8-7-10
270. Welcome back.

271. Should we pick up from where we left off?

272. I don’t know.

273. I’m still tired from this afternoon.

274. Why?

275. Uh, the sex.

276. What sex?

277. Our sex.

278. We didn’t have sex.

279. Well if I didn’t have sex with you… I had sex with somebody that looked an awful lot like—

280. Ew. Ew. Ew, ew!

281. No, no, no, no!

282. You had sex with Ursula?

283. A little bit.

284. She walked in, I thought she was you and I kissed her and—

285. You didn’t notice different clothes?

286. I was just so excited to see you.

287. Aw.

288. Ew! Ew! Ew!

289. Ugh! You know what? This is too weird.

290. No. I don’t wanna lose you. It’s like I was saying to Ursula… when I was making love to her and thought she was you—

291. Yeah. It’s too weird.

292. So I guess this is it.

293. Yeah.

294. Maybe it’s for the best.

295. You smell just like her.

296. Yeah, so do you.

【SC・・・・13】

297. What are you doing?

298. I’m leaning.

299. This is where I lean.

300. Okay.





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