I can speak Minecraft Enchantment Table. Need Proof? Here,╎ ᓵᔑリ ᓭ!¡ᒷᔑꖌ ᒲ╎リᒷᓵ∷ᔑ⎓ℸ ̣ ᒷリᓵ⍑ᔑリℸ ̣ ᒲᒷリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᔑʖꖎᒷ! (I spaced it out weirdly so you can tell which word is which).