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Unempress
New ScratcherJoined5 months, 1 weekagoUnited States
About me
I am the Unempress of Unimpress, and you will BOW to me, all my SUBJECTS!You can call me Her Imperial Highness Unempress of Unimpress, Ruler of the Nations and Impassive to All.
What I'm working on
So many men have vied for my hand, yet all give up after a simple glance upon my utterly unperturbed and absolutely unimpressed face. [Sashays away]