Joke: What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics? Gopher gold.
ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏꜰɪʟᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴘᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴠᴇꜱ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɢᴇʀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ