Well this is the story of a man That lived in pistoia This is the story of a man That lived in pistoia He was a funny little fellow With feet just like i showed ya Well he had a girl And tony got her for him Well he had a girl But sinobbio says he got it She did everything for him That she could do But still (still still) He locked her in the bathroom But still (still still) He locked her in the bathroom Then he took her to milan And locked her in the hotel too Oh mary lou (mary lou, mary lou ) Oh child you big fool (big fool, big fool) Oh mary lou (mary lou, mary lou ) Oh child you big fool (big fool, big fool) You did everything for him That you could do