As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent You asked for the latest party With your silicon hump and your ten inch stump Dressed like a priest you was Todd Browning's freak you was Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see The Diamond Dogs are poachers, and they hide behind trees Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal
Will they come? I keep a friend serene Will they come? Oh, baby, come unto me Will they come? Well, she's come, been and gone Come out of the garden, baby You'll catch a death in the fog Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man, go Meet his little hussy with his ghost-town approach Her face is sans feature but she wears a Dali broach Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are sable-ized
Will they come? I keep a friend serene Will they come? Oh, baby, come unto me Will they come? Well, she's come, been and gone Come out of the garden, baby You'll catch a death in the fog Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs Who-who-who call them the Diamond Dogs Who-who-who call them the Diamond Dogs - oh Awhoo! who who!
In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch Sashay on the board-walk, scurry to the ditch Just another future song, lonely little Keats There's gonna be sorrow, try and wake up tomorrow
Will they come? I keep a friend serene Will they come? Oh, baby, come unto me Will they come? Well, she's come, been and gone Come out of the garden, baby You'll catch a death in the fog Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs Who-who-who call them the Diamond Dogs Who-who-who call them the Diamond Dogs Call them the Diamond Dogs Call them the Diamond Dogs .... Beware of the Diamond Dogs, beware of the Diamond Dogs ....