[includes a quote from Daddy, Daddy, Daddy which includes a quote from Tell Me You Love Me]
And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster They will give him their hearts
Howard: Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . . Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but . . . Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . . I didn't know you were so obviously . . . PREGNANT . . .
I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . .
Girls from all over the world Flock to write my name on the toilet walls Of the Whisky A-Go-Go For I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik Yo! Me Bwana Dik Say!
My dick is a monster Give me your heart
Chorus: Bwana Dik is a legend Enormous thou art
Howard: My dick is a Harley You kick it to start
Chorus: Bwana Dik speaks The heavens will part
Howard: My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit My dick is a reamer, baby To scream up your slit