Poofter's Froth, Wyoming March Eleven Sixty-Seven Take a letter Miss Abetter As our pigeons Will be homing
To our jobbers in Dakota And to Merwyn, Minnesota This is merely just a note about Performance to our quota
Well, we all come out To show dem An' the Elks have helped us Load 'em Little packets full of jackets Little rackets, little rackets
Little Poofter - Cloth Appointments Little Poofter's Froth Anointments Little hoods, little goods, Little doo-dads from the woods The entire stock is shipping Oh our shod is hardly slipping To the markets of the world Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!
T-shirt racks, rubber snacks, Poster rolls with matching tacks Yes, a special beer for sports (and paper cups that hold two quarts)
Everything a nation needs For making hoopla while if feeds The trash compactors, small reactors, Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers:
This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute (HYULK!) Two hundred years have gone ka-poot! Ah but we have been astute! Signed: Anon. - Wyo. Galoot!