Listen carefully, SPIDER OF DESTINY! You must heed the call Of COSMO-BIOLOGY! Listen to me!
If you eat the Earthlings now, Things will all be fine, AND THEN, We'll repair our love somehow, And resume the busy schedule Of our RUTHLESS CONQUEST once again!
Listen carefully, SPIDER OF DESTINY! I will not allow This marvellous OPPORTUNITY To be taken from me! TAKEN from me!
EAT THE EARTH PEOPLE! EAT THEM, AND CHEW THEM, AND BRUTALLY STOMP ON THE REST OF WHAT'S LEFT AND THEN REPORT TO ME . . . FOR THE CONQUEST OF EARTH, (AND THE MOON AND THE STARS), AND THE SPACE IN BETWEEN ALL THE COMETS AND STUFF WILL BE OURS!
EAT THE EARTH PEOPLE! EAT THEM, AND CHEW THEM, AND BRUTALLY STOMP ON THE REST OF WHAT'S LEFT STOMP ON THE REST OF WHAT'S LEFT STOMP ON THE REST OF WHAT'S LEFT