One Two Three Four! Feelin' sorry Feelin' sad So many ugly people I feel bad I'm so cute They're so honely Some of them At home 'n' lonely Wish they could be Very cute like me But they will never Get to be Some folks got it Some folks don't Some so ugly They never won't Everybody See his hair See his clothes I'm sure you care Terry Ted Is really sweet Watch the way he keep the beat
Sweet as honey He's a piece of cake From the ginseng root 'N'stuff he take Vitamin E 'N' all the B's He's so cool he'll make you freeze Make you freeze Make you freeze Excuse me please Step aside I'm gonna ride I'm gonna strut I'm gonna slide Hey, ugly folks, Go get some cyanide An' die DIE DIE DIE DIE
Ugly is bad And bad is wrong And wrong is sinful And sin leads to eternal damnation An' hot burnin' fire Hot burnin'fire Hot burnin' fire Hot burnin' fire Screams of agony Screams of agony Screams of agony Screams of agony Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh! One Two Three Four I'm so cute! I'm so cute! I'm so cute! I'm so cute! repeats