Be in my video, Darling, every night I will rent a cage for you And mi j-i-nits dressed in white (teeny-little-tiny-little...)
Twirl around in a lap dissolve Pretend to sing the words I'll rent a gleaming limousine Release a Hock of Ber-herna-herna-herna Herna-her-nerds
Wear a leather collar And a dagger in your ear I will make you smell the glove And try to look sincere, then we'll
Dance the blues Let's dance the blues Let's dance the blues Under the megawatt moonlight
Pretend to be Chinese, (One-hung-low) I'll make you wear red shoes There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion All the big groups use
Atomic light will shine Through an old Venetian blind Making patterns on your face, Then it cuts to outer space
With its billions & billions & Billions & billions and
Be in my video, Darling, every night Everyone in cable-land Will say you're 'outa-site' You can show your legs While you're getting in the car, then I will look repulsive While I mangle my guitar