The Mary Sue

Woman pours two glasses of Trader Joe’s wine and feels nothing, then takes a closer look at the label: ‘Do my eyes deceive me?’

Woman was days away from marrying her fiancé. Then armed police suddenly raid their home in the middle of the night: ‘Am I about to marry a killer?’

Mom found a single blue gummy bear in its own plastic wrapper in her son’s trunk-or-treat haul, and she claims it’s ‘a true sign’ of the economy