Ka'imi Fairbairn full name: Texans kicker explains pronounciation, spelling of 56-letter Hawaiian name originally appeared on The Sporting News . Add The Sporting News as a Preferred Source by clicking here .
What's in a name?
Well, plenty. Names are gold and nickel and silver and copper. They are the currency by which we interact with the world and the people around us. More often than not, they take on a winding path before being used to christen a person for life.
Names take on an added importance when coming from colonized environments. Diving into one's roots and embracing the monikers and labels that were crafted by ancestors who ardently resisted their subjugation is, in its own way, a revolutionary act.
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So, what is in a name? Everything, especially for colonized folks. One such example is Texans kicker Ka'imi Fairbairn, who sports one of the most beautifully complex honorifics you'll ever see in the sports world.
Fairbarn's full name, for those who desire it, is as follows:
John Christian KaŹ»iminoeauloamekaŹ»ikeokekumupaŹ»a Fairbarn
For those keeping track, that's 56 letters total across all four parts of Fairbarn's name. Ka'iminoeauloameka'ikeokekumupa'a, one of Fairbarn's middle names, makes up the vast majority of that total, featuring some 30 letters and four okinas — represented by an upside-down apostrophe typographically and signaling a glottal stop, or clean break, between vowels.
If it seems hard to spell, that's because it is. It took Fairbairn a good bit of time to get the spelling down pat.
"I've always been able to say it," Fairbarn said. "The spelling part is the fun part. I don't remember really knowing how to spell it until like seventh, eighth grade. It's a total of 56 letters so it's a lot."
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If you'd like to say Fairbairn's shortened name, here's how it's done:
"Ka-EE-mee, Fair-Bairn"
Make sure to say "Bairn" like "Bear" (with an added n at the end, of course).
If you want to pronounce Fairbairn's full name in all of its glory, here's what you need to know.
Hopefully "John" and "Christian" aren't too challenging for you to start. Ka'iminoeauloameka'ikeokekumupa'a might be, though. It's pronounced as follows:
"Ka-EE-mee-NOI-al-O-May-Ka-EE-Kay-O-Ka-KOOM-a-pa"
Refer back to the "Fairbairn" pronunciation to figure out how to finish the Texans' kicker's name with a flourish.\
Fairbairn's name hails from Hawai'i, the land of his birth and his ancestry. In Hawaiian — an oral and written Polynesian language that's existed among Native Hawaiians for centuries before contact with European settlers — Fairbairn's preferred name means "seeker of wisdom."
"The meaning of your name is your life," Fairbairn said back in 2012 . "Hawaiians have a long ancestry. It's really meaningful for me to go by my Hawaiian name."
To that end, Fairbairn made sure to drop the "John Christian" from his name long ago. It wasn't true to his roots as a Native Hawaiian.
"John Christian," Fairbairn said, "I don't really respond to that."
