Are you suggesting madam that there exists a law compelling a gentleman to lay hold of canine bowel movements? I'm suggesting that you pick the poop up.
canine=犬科の動物
トースターでパンを焼く
I tell you, that thing is a damn hazard! It's just a toaster! Why is it called a toaster when it produces no toast, but simply warm bread, and inserting it two times produces charcoal?
Not where I come from! Oh, right. Where you come from, toast is a result of reflection and study!
男運が悪い I'm not very good with men. Perhaps you haven't found the right one.
席を立つ Why are you standing? I am accustomed to stand when a lady leaves the table.
Ah Miss Blaine, you dance like a herd of cattle. You are a rare woman who lights up a room simply by leaving it!
Women have changed since your time, Leo. They've become dangerous!
You want to vex my sister! vex=怒らせる、イライラさせる、悩ませる、苦しめる、討論する
Sunday is the day before the day I work, so it gets poisoned.