60過ぎると

以下テキサスの友人より送られてきました。Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?A: Tell him you're pregnant.Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?A : Yes, but usually in the afternoon.Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?A: Their foreheads.Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?A: 'I remember these.'