How we love to to love the beautiful, even though there is not a chance in a million of us ever approaching the beauty of the celebrity as portrayed on the covers of glossy magazines. And why do we have no chance of matching their perfection? It’s simply because none of the models or celebrities we see on the front of these magazines in reality look nothing like what we see them as. It seems that the photos have mostly been touched up with an airbrush. I don’t believe this should be allowed. And it’s not only wrinkles that are removed; these already horribly skinny beings are made to look even thinner by clever artists slimming down thighs, stomachs and buttocks. Crowsfeet and wrinkles just disappear in a puff of paint. Smiles are broadened and sparkles added to eyes. Teeth are whitened and eyes coloured. Ban airbrushes, I say.
I need to tidy up my workbench in the cellar, don’t you agree?
Why do people wear thongs, aren’t they horribly uncomfortable?