Selig, Owners Announce Re-Invention Of Sport
February 23, 2010 by Gabriel Schechter · Leave a Comment
In a surprise announcement following the winter meetings attended by owners and generals managers, “Commissioner” Bud Selig declared his intention of re-inventing the sport known as baseball. “Let’s face it,” Selig told the press. “We’ve screwed this game up so thoroughly that it has almost no meaning for anyone any more. Fans don’t know what […]
