I suddenly realized that unless something changed soon, I was going to live a life where my major relationship ... was with a bottle of wine. 生涯の伴侶はワインボトルだったということになりかねない。
That thing you just did is actually illegal in several countries.
That is major reason I'm so thrilled to be living in Britain today. アナルセックスが出てくるラブコメ?というのも珍しい。
英辞郎でちょっと調べると アナルセックス a bit of ring=anal intercourse=anal love=anal lovemaking anal sex=assfuck=backdoor work〈性俗〉=bottom's =brown hole〈性俗〉 buttfuck=coitus in anum =coitus interruptus=Greek pigsticking=sexual analism、と隠語がイッパイ。