Gregg’s dictionary does not have a word ‘common sense.’ So, there is no lack of material for a comedy book. When we had a rain a few weeks ago, I found my umbrella like this.
“Come here, Gregg! What the hell is this? The tip is sticking out. You broke the case!”
“What are you angry about? I put it back in the case after use. Aren’t I good?”
“What’s so good about it!? You have to fold in half before you put inside......unbelievable. Can’t you tell the difference in sizes?”