Theo Von schools NASCAR drivers on The Chase in new USA Sports ad
Comedian Theo Von takes over USA Sports Racing School to give NASCAR Cup Series drivers a lesson on the returning postseason format.
Video Transcript
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Do you want to trade lunch?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Do you want to trade lunch?
You thought it was the Hanukkah?
Woo-hoo!
All right.
Dude, let's go.
Woo!
All right, professor.
All right.
Woo!
All right, hot shots.
Welcome to USA Sports Racing School.
You battled all season for a shot at the championship, and now you've graduated to the Chase.
Are you talking about me?
I am not, but big fan.
Did you just say Chase?
Hey, Chase Briscoe, pipe down.
We're talking about NASCAR's post-season.
Wait, the Chase is back?
The Chase is back, Ryan Blaney.
Thank you, man.
And apparently, so are '70s mustaches, huh?
What's the thread count on that word curtain, buddy?
Six- Damn.
Sorry.
16 drivers, 10 races, one champion.
Hell, you could raise a bass in there, couldn't ya?
The rules are easy.
Winning, insanely hard.
One bad pit stop, restart, or a mistake at nearly 200 miles an hour, game over.
I think you guys are wasting gas money, to be honest with you, but I have a suspended license.
Carson Hostetler, heard a lot about ya.
What's it take to win, buddy?
Go fast, don't lift.
That's what's up.
Kyle Larson, how would you describe the Chase, my brother?
Thrilling, professor.
Thank you, baby boy.
Tyler Reddick.
Historic.
Historic, dude.
See this?
It's a book, and you can be in it if you play your cards right.
You think this is a bunch of baked beans recipes?
No, sir.
No, I got a bunch of street legal heroes in this bad boy.
Now, which one of you fellas is gonna end up in the history books?
Let's go.
Drivers, start your post-season.
Let's do this.
Yeah.
The Chase begins at Darlington.
Sunday, September 6th live on USA.
