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November 6, 2015

《Sn8-19-2》The One With Joey's Interview

カテゴリ：《FRIENDS》

《Season8-19-2》The One With Joey's Interview

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139. I haven’t been able to stand up since. Ha, ha. But I don’t think
it’s serious.

140. This sounds like a hernia. You have to-- Go to the doctor.

141. No way.

142. Look, if I go to the doctor for anything… it’s gonna be for this thing
sticking out of my stomach.

143. Why’d I have to start working out again?

144. Damn you, 15’s.

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145. What is it?

146. It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers.

147. First, there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam.

148. Then custard, which I made from scratch.

149. Then raspberries, more ladyfingers… then beef sautéed with peas and onions.

150. Then a little bit more custard.

151. It tastes like feet.

152. I like it.

153. Are you kidding?

154. What’s not to like? Custard, good.

155. Jam, good. Meat, good.

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156. Well, you don’t look good, Joe.

157. Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.

158. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes.

159. Hey, what was in that brown jar?

160. That’s still in there?

161. Not anymore.

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162. Oh, look. There’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it.

163. Stick to your side.

164. Hey, come on, now.

165. All right, what are we having?

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166. Uh, I don’t believe in these crazy diets. You know, just everything
in moderation.

167. Your muffins.

168. Uh….

169. I’ll take those to go.

170. For the kids.

171. Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you.

172. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off.

173. What happened there?

174. Oh, it’s so stupid.

175. I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn’t have said.

176. But believe me, that is not gonna happen today.

177. Understood. So, what did you say back then?

178. Oh, I said that I--

179. Hey, Joey! How you doing?

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180. You guys, this is Shelly. She’s interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest.

181. Hi.

182. Shelly, these are my friends.

183. Hi, I’m gal pal Rachel Green.

184. Um, and if you want the dirt, I’m the one you come to.

185. This might be Joey’s baby, who knows?

186. I’m just kidding. Seriously, gal pal Rachel Green.

187. Who just lost the respect of her unborn child.

188. I’m gonna go get this warmed up.

189. Okay.

190. Joey, you’re doing great.

191. So far, nothing stupid.

192. Mento?

193. No, thanks.

194. So as Joey’s friends… is there anything you think our readers ought to know?

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195. Uh, no, just that he is a great guy.

196. Yeah, that’s gonna get you into Soap Opera Digest.

197. Well, I--

198. I would just like to say that Joey… truly has enriched the days of our lives.

199. Um, I just think that you don’t expect someone so hot to be so sweet.

200. Oh, I like that. What’s your name?

201. Phoebe Buffay.

202. How do you spell that? So we can get it right.

203. Okay, it’s P as in Phoebe. H as in Heebie.

204. O as in Obie. E as in Ebie.

205. B as Beebee. And E as in, “’ello there, mate.”

206. Great. Well, it was nice meeting all of you,

207. Yeah, you too.

208. Thanks, you guys.

209. Bye.

210. So it seems like you have a lot of friends.

211. Yeah.

212. Who would you say is your best friend?

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213. How come you have two?

214. Well, this one’s for you.

215. Get out.

216. No, I can’t.

217. No, no. Listen, I know how much this means to you.

218. And I also know this is about more than Jewelry.

219. It’s about you and me and the fact that we’re best buds.

220. Wow. Is this friendship? I think so.

221. Check it out. We’re bracelet buddies.

222. That’s what they’ll call us.

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223. Oh, Joey. I’m sorry.

224. It’s all right. Don’t worry about it.

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225. No, but look. Oh, that’s gonna leave a stain.

226. Rach, hey, it’s fine. You’re at Joey’s.

227. Really?

228. Yeah, look.

229. Ha.

230. Yeah.

231. I’ve never lived like this before.

232. I know.

233. Whoo! Ha, ha.

234. Well, don’t waste it. I mean, it’s still food. Jeez.

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235. I’ve been feeling guilty about this. I wanna be a good friend… and damn it, I am a good friend. So shut up and close your eyes.

236. Yeah, uh--

237. Wow.

238. You are a good friend.

239. Of course, the audition was this morning, and I didn’t get it.

240. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.

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241. Let’s get the contestabts out of their isolation booths.

242. And they’re off. Oh.

243. Get your foot off my contestant. Judge.

244. Judge rules: No violation.

245. Oh.

246. The duck gets the Nutter Butter.

247. No, Wait, that’s not a Nutter Butter.

248. That’s an old wonton.

249. Judge rules: Nutter Butter.

250. Oh. Tough call.

251. Yeah.

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252. I had seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.

253. Wait a minute. I saw that. On the Discovery Channel.

254. Yeah, about jellyfish, and how if you--

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255. Ew. You peed on yourself?

256. Ew.

257. You can’t say that. You don’t know.

258. I mean, I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain.

259. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn’t bend that way.

260. So….

261. Ew.

262. That’s right, I stepped up.

263. She’s my friend and she needed help.

264. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.

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265. Uh, nope. No best friend.

266. No, just a lot of close friends. Yeah.

267. So, uh, now back to the show.

268. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?

269. Really? Me?

270. Wow, I don’t even know any huge gay people.

271. It hurts me. It physically hurts me.

272. Now, off the record, you’re not….

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273. What? Are you referring to my man’s bag?

274. At first, I thought it just looked good but it’s practical too. Check it out.

275. It’s got compartments for all your stuff: your wallet, your keys, your address
book.

276. Your makeup.

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277. Now, should I climb down your front so we’re face toface… or should I climb down your back so we’re butt to face?

278. I think face is best.

279. Yeah, face to face.

280. Okay, here I come.

281. All right.

282. Oh, my-- How much do you weigh, Ross?

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