You Like My New Car
200 Years Old
50/50
A Bunch Of Adventures
A Different Octave
A Game Of Cards
A Great Guy
A Kayak (On Snow)
A Little Green Rosetta
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
A POUND FOR A BROWN (INSTRUMENTAL)
A Pound For A Brown On The Bus
A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
A Token Of My Extreme
A Tunnel Into Muck
A Typical Sound Check
A Version Of Himself
A Very Nice Body
A Vicious Circle
Absolutely Free
Advance Romance
Agency Man
Alley Cat
Almost Chinese
Amen
America Drinks
America Drinks & Goes Home
Amnesia Vivace
Andy
Any Downers?
Any Kind Of Pain
Anything
Anyway The Wind Blows
APPROXIMATE
Are You Hung Up
ARE YOU UPSET?
Artificial Rhonda
At The Gas Station
Attack! Attack! Attack!
Baby Snakes
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
Bacon Fat
Bad Acting
BAKED-BEAN BOOGIE (INSTRUMENTAL)
Bamboozled By Love
Be In My Video
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen’s Church)
Beat It With Your Fist
Beauty Knows No Pain
Beer Shampoo
Big Leg Emma
Billy the mountain
Bit Of Nostalgia
Black Napkins
BLACK NAPKINS (INSTRUMENTAL)
Bobby Brown
Bobby Brown Goes Down
Bored Out 90 Over
Botulism On The Hoof
Bow Tie Daddy
Briefcase Boogie
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
BROWN MOSES
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Buffalo Voice
Bwana Dik
Call Any Vegetable
CAMARILLO BRILLO
Canard Du Jour
Can’t Afford No Shoes
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
CAROLINA HARD-CORE ECSTASY (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
CATHOLIC GIRLS
Centerville
Champagne Lecture
CHARLES IVES (INSTRUMENTALS)
Charlie’s Enormous Mouth
Charva
Cheepnis
Childish Perversions
CHOCOLATE HALVAH
CHURCH CHAT
City Of Tiny Lites
CITY OF TINY LITES (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5)
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
Clowns On Velvet
Cocaine Decisions
Cold Light Generation
Concentration Moon
Concentration Moon, Part One
Concentration Moon, Part Two
Conehead
Cops & Buns
Cosmik Debris
CREW SLUT
Cruising For Burgers
Cucamonga
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
Dance Contest
Dancing Fool
Dancin’ Fool
Dark Water!
Debra Kadabra
Dental Hygiene Dilemma
Deseri
Dew On The Newts We Got
Dickie’s Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation)
Didja Get Any Onya
Dinah-Moe Humm
Diptheria Blues
Directly From My Heart To You
Dirty Love
DISCO BOY
Divan
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You
Dog breath
Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
Dong Work For Yuda
Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow
Don’t Eat There
Don’t Take Me Down
Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
Doreen
DOREEN (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5)
Drafted Again
Drop Dead
Drowning Witch
Drums Are Too Noisy
Dumb All Over
Dummy Up
Easy Meat
Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
Eddie Are You Kidding?
Eddie, Are You Kidding
Electric Aunt Jemima
Elvis Has Just Left The Building
Envelops The Bath Tub
Evelyn, A Modified Dog
Excentrifugal Forz
F.Z / JCB DRUM DUET (INSTRUMENTAL)
Father O’Blivion
Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
Find Her Finer
Fine Girl
Flakes
Flambay
FLORENTINE POGEN
Flower Punk
Flowing Inside-Out
Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992
For Calvin (and His Next Two Hitch-hikers)
For The Young Sophisticate
Fountain Of Love
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
Galoot Up-Date
Geneva Farewell
German Lunch
Get A Little
Getting Stewed
Go Cry On Somebody Else’s Shoulder
Goblin Girl
God Bless America
Going For The Money
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
Happy Together
Harder Than Your Husband
Harry & Rhonda
Harry, You’re A Beast
Harry-As-A-Boy
Have You Ever Heard Their Band?
He Used To Cut The Grass
Heavenly Bank Account
Heavy Duty Judy
Help, I’m A Rock
Here Comes The Gear, Lads
Here Lies Love
He’s Right
HE’S SO GAY
He’s Watching Us
Hog Heaven
Holding The Group Back
Holiday In Berlin
HONEY DON’T YOU WANT A MAN LIKE ME?
Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me?
Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
Hot & Putrid
Hot Poop
Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
How Could I Be Such A Fool
How Could I Be Such A Fool?
How The Pigs’ Music Works
Hungry Freaks, Daddy
I Ain’t Got No Heart
I AM SO CUTE
I Come From Nowhere
I Could Be A Star Now
I Don’t Even Care
I Don’t Know If I Can (Go Through This Again)
I Don’t Wanna Get Drafted
I Had A Dream About That
I Have Been In You
I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back
Ian Underwood Whips It Out
If Only She Woulda
If We’d All Been Living In California
If You’re Not A Professional Actor
In France
Inca Roads
Intro
Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
It Can’t Happen Here
It Just Might Be A One-shot Deal
It’s A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This
It’s From Kansas
I’m A Band Leader
I’m A Beautiful Guy
I’m Doomed
I’m Not Satisfied
I’m So Cute
I’m Stealing The Towels
I’m The Slime
Janet’s Big Dance Number
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
JCB AND KANSAS ON THE BUS #1
JCB AND KANSAS ON THE BUS #2
Jeff Quits
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk
Jewish Princess
Jezebel Boy
Joe’s Garage
JOHNNY DARLING
Jones Crusher
Jumbo, Go Away
Just One More Time
Kaiser Rolls
Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
Kangaroos
Keep It Greasey
Keep It Greasy
Kenny’s Booger Story
Later That Night
Latex Solar Beef
Learning "Penis Dimension"
Lemme Take You To The Beach
Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
LET’S MOVE TO CLEVELAND
Library Card
LITTLE GIRL OF MINE
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
Little House I Used To Live In
LITTLE RUBBER GIRL
Lonely Little Girl
Lonesome Cowboy Burt
LONESOME COWBOY NANDO
Lonesome Electric Turkey
Lost In A Whirlpool
Louie Louie
Love Of My Life
Love Story
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
Luigi & The Wise Guys
Magdalena
Magic Fingers
Man With The Woman Head
Martin Lickert’s Story

MARY LOU
Massaggio Galore
Master Ringo
MEOW
MOGGIO (INSTRUMENTAL)
Mom & Dad
MONTANA
More Trouble Every Day
Mother People
Motherly Love
Mount St. Mary’s Concert Excerpt
Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
MOZART BALLET / PIANO SONATA IN B FLAT
Mr. Green Genes
MS. PINKY
Mudd Club
MUFFIN MAN
Murder By Numbers
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
MY GUITAR WANTS TO KILL YOUR MAMA (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
My Head?
Mystery Roach
N-Lite
Nanook Rubs It
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
NO NO CHERRY
No Not Now
No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
No, No Cherry
No. No. No.
Oh-Umm
On The Bus
Our Bizarre Relationship
OUTSIDE NOW
Packard Goose
Panty Rap
Peaches III
Penguin In Bondage
Penis Dimension
PIANO / DRUM DUET (INSTRUMENTAL)
Pick Me, I’m Clean
Planet Of My Dreams
Planet Of The Baritone Women
Plastic People
Playground Psychotics
Po-Jama People
Poofter’s Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
Porn Wars
Pound For A Brown
Prelude To King Kong
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
Progress?
Prologue
Promiscuous
PROTO-MINIMALISM
Punky’s Whips
Put A Little Motor In ’Em
Pygmy Twylyte
Redneck Eats
Religious Superstition
RETURN OF THE HUNCH-BACK DUKE (INSTRUMENTAL)
Rhymin’ Man
Right There
Road Ladies
Ronnie Sings?
Ronnie’s Booger Story
Room Service
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
RUN HOME SLOW: MAIN TITLE THEME (INSTRUMENTAL)
Saliva Can Only Take So Much
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
San Ber’dino
Say Please
Scrutinizer Postlude
Scum Bag
Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
SEX
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
Sharleena
She Painted Up Her Face
SHOVE IT RIGHT IN
Shut Up ’N Play Yer Guitar
Sleep Dirt
Sleeping In A Jar
SMELL MY BEARD
Society Pages
Sofa No. 2
Soft-Sell Conclusion
Someplace Else Right Now
Son Of Orange County
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
Spider Of Destiny
St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast
Status Back Baby
STEVIE’S SPANKING
Stick It Out
STICK TOGETHER
Stink-Foot
Strictly Genteel
Stucco Homes
Stuff Up The Cracks
Suicide Chump
Super Grease
Switching Girls
Sy Borg
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Tears Began To Fall
Teen-Age Prostitute
TEEN-AGE WIND
Teenage Wind
Telephone Conversation
Tell Me You Love Me
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
That Evil Prince
That Would Be The End Of That
The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
The Air
THE BLACK PAGE (INSTRUMENTAL)
The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
The Blackouts
The Blue Light
THE BOOGER MAN
The Central Scrutinizer
The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
THE CLOSER YOU ARE
The Crab-Grass Baby
The Dangerous Kitchen
The Dead Girls Of London
The Dick Kunc Story
The Downtown Talent Scout
The Dressing Room
The Duke Of Prunes
The Duke Regains His Chops
THE EVIL PRINCE
The Finale
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
The Girl’s Dream
The Gumbo Variations
The Idiot Bastard Son
THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
The Legend Of The Golden Arches
The Little House I Used To Live In
THE LITTLE MARCH (INSTRUMENTAL)
The Living Garbage Truck
The London Cab Tape
THE M.O.I. ANTI-SMUT LOYALTY OATH
The Mammy Nuns
THE MAN FROM UTOPIA
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
The Massive Improve’lence
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
The Motel Lobby
The Motel Room
The Mud Shark
The Mud Shark Interview
The Nancy & Mary Music
The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
The Orange County Lumber Truck
The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)
The Pigs’ Music
The Poodle Lecture
The Radio Is Broken
The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
The Sanzini Brothers
The Sealed Tuna Bolero
The Spew King
The Torture Never Stops
THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
The Uncle Meat Variations
The Untouchables
The Voice Of Cheese
The Way I See It, Barry
The White Boy Troubles
The Worst Reviews
The ’Torchum’ Never Stops
There’s No Lust In Jazz
They Made Me Eat It
This Ain’t CNN
This Is All Wrong
This Is Neat
This Is Phaze III
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
Tiger Roach
Time Is Money
Tinsel Town Rebellion
TINY SICK TEARS
Titties & Beer
Toads Of The Short Forest
Treacherous Cretins
Trouble Every Day
TROUBLE EVERY DAY (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5)
TRUCK DRIVER DIVORCE
TRYING TO GROW A CHIN
Tryin’ To Grow A Chin
Tuna Fish Promenade
Uncle Bernie’s Farm
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II
Uncle Remus
Undaunted, The Band Plays On
Underground Freak-Out Music
Valarie
Valley Girl
Very Distraughtening
Village Of The Sun
Wait A Minute
Watermelon In Easter Hay
WE ARE TURNING AGAIN
We Can Shoot You
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
Welcome To The United States
Well
We’re Turning Again
What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are
What Kind Of Girl?
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
What’s New In Baltimore
WHAT’S NEW IN BALTIMORE?
What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body
What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
When The Lie’s So Big
Where Is Johnny Velvet
WHERE IS JOHNNY VELVET?
WHERE’S OUR EQUIPMENT? (INSTRUMENTAL)
Whippin’ Post
White Ugliness
Who Are The Brain Police
Who Needs The Peace Corps
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Why Don’t You Like Me?
Why Don’tcha Do Me Right
Why Don’tcha Do Me Right?
Why Not?
Wild Love
Willie The Pimp
WILLIE THE PIMP (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
Willie The Pimp Part One
Wind Up Workin’ In A Gas Station
Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
Won Ton On
Wonderful Tattoo!
Wonderful Wino
Would You Go All The Way
Would You Like A Snack
Wowie Zowie
WPLJ
Ya Hozna
Yo Cats
You Are What You Is
YOU CALL THAT MUSIC? (INSTRUMENTAL)
You Didn’t Try To Call Me
You Got Your Armies
You There, With The Hard On!
Your Mouth
You’re Just Insultin’ Me, Aren’t You!
You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here
Yo’ Mama
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